18-09-2003, 01:52 PM	#1
sstutter MAN-AT-ARMS Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 454	What would you do???? You people.. thought i'd share somethink with you all... Whilst i was in benidorm this summer, we saw loads of stripers who came to the pubs and did 'sex shows'... However 'Sexy Sophie', the one on the left, offered me and my mates sex for 30 euros... I won't tell you what i did.. but 30euros equals about £21.. which seems like as bargain to me.. Just wanted your views on the subject and for you to tell me what you would have done. want your views aswell ladies, so dont feel excluded. Just tell me what you would have done with the money!!! 30 euros can get you quite far in benidorm... so options are (prices are taken from the club inwhich we met sophie): - sex with sophie, - 12 double vodkas and redbull, - 6 rides on the 'Bucking Bronco', - 15 pints of spanish lager, - 30 credits on time crisis 3, the mad arm wrestling simulator, or sonic blastman. Attached Thumbnails

18-09-2003, 01:55 PM	#2
sstutter MAN-AT-ARMS Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 454	You could have also spent the money on 15 dodgy roses from the spasnish gipos.. on handing out all those roses you may have been odds on to pull at least one bird.. however, most of the birds in benidorm were northern, and i reckon wouldn't have been as good as our sophie...

18-09-2003, 02:07 PM	#3
OneFuckingEuro Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 141	$$$$ing Bargin!!! My mate got nosh in a bush in Tenerife from a fat african girl for €4. €30 could also buy you 30 Kebabs on a stick from 1 $$$$ing euro man in malia.

18-09-2003, 02:12 PM	#4
sstutter MAN-AT-ARMS Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 454	Yeah.. i didnt add the benidorm takeaway menu.. best thing on it was chips and gravy.. so thats sex with sophie or 15 portions of chips and gravy... I know what you sick $$$$ers are thinking... sex with 15 portions of chips and gravy.. but remember that someone has to clear it up afterwards.

18-09-2003, 02:14 PM	#5
OneFuckingEuro Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 141	€60 for sex with Sophie in 15 portions of Chips and Gravy.

18-09-2003, 02:16 PM	#6
sstutter MAN-AT-ARMS Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 454	only if she cleans it up...

18-09-2003, 04:04 PM	#7
Acid-D Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 711	damn thats gud 4 ya money the 30 games of time crisis sounds like a good deal too tho.... Last edited by Acid-D : 18-09-2003 at 04:13 PM.

18-09-2003, 04:07 PM	#8
sstutter MAN-AT-ARMS Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 454	admit that picture wouldnt look out of place in a ja rule video.. Anyway, i still havent said what i spent the money on.. some of it went on the 'kiss me quick' style hat.

18-09-2003, 05:31 PM	#9
Water Sports Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 29	Looks like the rest went on her breasts. Was she Brazillian?

18-09-2003, 08:49 PM	#10
DJ SILO BREAKERPRODUCTIONS Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 664	I would of $$$$ed her up-front!

18-09-2003, 09:59 PM	#11
DiZZi D Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 62	looks like a cutout haha

18-09-2003, 10:01 PM

#12

Jason 13th

Leatherface

Join Date: Nov 2001

Posts: 6,042

“
Originally posted by sstutter
admit that picture wouldnt look out of place in a ja rule video.
”

No but a white boy gurning like leerees on a pill would.

19-09-2003, 12:03 AM	#13
Hayden Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 193	lol get me

19-09-2003, 01:42 AM	#14
dj_madman Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 87	Give her a onece over

15-10-2003, 07:02 PM

#15

rockford

You know the Name

Join Date: Sep 2003

Posts: 195

Re: What would you do????

“
Originally posted by sstutter
You people.. thought i'd share somethink with you all...

Whilst i was in benidorm this summer, we saw loads of stripers who came to the pubs and did 'sex shows'... However 'Sexy Sophie', the one on the left, offered me and my mates sex for 30 euros...

I won't tell you what i did.. but 30euros equals about £21.. which seems like as bargain to me..

Just wanted your views on the subject and for you to tell me what you would have done. want your views aswell ladies, so dont feel excluded. Just tell me what you would have done with the money!!!

30 euros can get you quite far in benidorm... so options are (prices are taken from the club inwhich we met sophie):

- sex with sophie,

- 12 double vodkas and redbull,

- 6 rides on the 'Bucking Bronco',

- 15 pints of spanish lager,

- 30 credits on time crisis 3, the mad arm wrestling simulator, or
sonic blastman.
”

SEX WITH SOPH AND SOME STD'S!

06-01-2005, 11:38 AM	#16
oscartabu Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1	lying little $$$$e... ok..for the record...i happen to know the lady very well having had spent 3 years with her and can tell you this tosser is lying thru his arse..yes shes a fantastic show stripper...and the most popular in benidorm...and shes english for those who fancy seeing her..at the end of the show she poses for pictures (which are taken by her mother) and sells them to punters...usually to sad little muppets like the lying turd in the photo)...who then can rush off to there hotel room and wank themselves stupid...or as in this case fabricate a story about being offered sex for 30 euros to bolster up their sad little lives...having worked benidorm for a few years now there must be thousands of similar photos...if the nob in question ever decides to come clean and admit his bul$$$$ fair enough...otherwise ...keep clear of benidorm matey...youve pissed a lot of people off....

06-01-2005, 01:43 PM

#17

laura_buff

aka twisted

Join Date: Nov 2004

Posts: 605

Re: Re: What would you do????

“
Originally posted by rockford
SEX WITH SOPH AND SOME STD'S!
”

nice one

07-01-2005, 01:44 PM	#18
lady_*ice Registered Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 7,497	Ive seen Sexy Sophie... does her act involve pouring wax over a man from the audiences chest? If so - seen her!! And her zipping off on her mopehead after... was like seeing 2 diff people!

07-01-2005, 03:38 PM	#19
oxy' Mind OveR MAttER Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 261	shameeeeeeeeeeee lollllllllll you got busteddddddddd... where did the boy go...who wrote the original thread..juss seen da date..lol..long time ago boy. .....to embarrased supose...lol what a small world hey... Last edited by oxy' : 07-01-2005 at 03:46 PM.

07-01-2005, 04:09 PM	#20
GLK GH€~\|~T() Lª~\|~¡NO \|< \| Ð Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1,089	lol dat boi got exposed. lady ice wot woz u doin watchin Sexy Sopie. just jokin

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