My Ugly Mug:

DJMC_HYPER

Baby Tease!

There aint nothin there babe?

DJMC_HYPER

Gone pear shaped, dunno how to do it!?!

DJMC_HYPER

Here ya go:

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Jamie D

U look like a proper highgate nonce.

I know your face....

DJMC_HYPER

Muswell Hill mate, and nonce - nah! U kno ma face? Where from?
Where ur pic @?
Probably saw me around, same area and dat..

Jamie D

drop on www . u r b a n f o r u m s . com and look in the pics gallery.

I'm ALWAYS in Firkin (O'Neils..) on a Friday.. sat upsatirs with my yardie rough necks in bare Burberry.

DJMC_HYPER

Da converted Church, rite? I'll check ya sumtime....

Jamie D

Yeman!

Used to have two fit bar maids.

They gone....

Now it's just a place to chill with a beer.

Watchout.. the fat bald $$$$$$$ scottish bouncer will ID you even if he is best mates with your mother AND shagging your sister and you are 29 years old and have a full jesus beard.

DJMC_HYPER

True say, da bar-maids left den?!!?! Dam! Had one on ma knee durin a England Germany match, not da last one, we lost, was da BoMB!

Scottish Bouncer lets me in sumtimes......he's strict tho, I kno.

Jamie D

Anyway.. alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll about Greenmans broken fruit machine which paid out £100 to me one day then £75 the next day to some next guy.

DJMC_HYPER

Seriously? HeAvY! Does dat comedian go down dare? Was his name? Cant rememba, did Lloyds advert....

U seen anyone famous round da Broadway?

MC Carnage

you look older than you seem on here

Jamie D

I dunno?

Bare famous mans live in Muswells.

Well... half the east enders cast inc Mark, Phill, Erm... someone else.. Matt Jam used to live there.. Norris the Boss has an office there, Munchie lives there.. I live in Muswells... some older actors my mum fancies live there too.

dj4play

jamie y u obsessed wit ppl that r from high gate??
yeh, y r all bouncers such $$$$s!!!???

Jamie D

Nah, Highgate you see is a very upper class area.

I once went out with a Channing bird. As did my mate.

Channing = Highgate, Highgate = posh, Posh = Twats.

dj4play

lol!!! jus wonderin, i heard it woz posh!!! apperently judge jules lives there. if every1 in highgate is like judge jules then ic y!!!

Jamie D

They all talk like they have been horse riding and drinking tea with the queen all day too.

Even when pissed.

"Oh darling, could you pass one a cigarette please'

Then 2 mins walk down the road you have north Londons Ghetto - Archway.

Don't make sense.

DJMC_HYPER

LOL: Bam Bam from Kiss lives dare, London's Burnin cast....
Bare peeps.

Carnage: Thnaks, I think.