WhO wAnT bEeF !!!!

Mc_LoSt_BoI

c'mon hu want beef!!

KRYSIZ MC

me.

KRYSIZ MC

Whos this cheif? Cum against me an its murder,
I cause grief as I bring more beef than a burger,
Lost boi? Dats true cos u will never be found,
Once ive eaten U alive an left U dead in the ground,

Ur da type a boi who use to get beaten up at skool,
Jealous of me hangin in a gang cos i was cool,
Fed up of gettin murked while ur in the changin room,
Beat me? U must be "Dreamin" just like Dizzee's latest tune,

Like a pimp, I was spankin $$$$$es arses in the classroom,
While U we're sittin on ur toilet wankin in ur bathroom,
$$$$$boi please, just step back before I blast U,
With lyrics dat'll send U on a trip like a mushroom,

Lost boi dont try to floss cos u gonna pay the cost,
I know people dat wud kill U an they wudnt give a toss,
About goin down cos they'll be out soon as they time is done,
an then go back to yard an sacrafice ur dad an mum.


Rags its early mornin,
Wot U sayin?

SonniJim

looks like the lost boi got lost on the way in,
maybe his brain moves slow, maybe delaying
A...B...C, 1, 2, 3..
next lesson? battling with ruffnek MCs

start it off with a cuss to your mum, who calls you son,
although biologically she is not the real one,
you were dropped in the gutter 5 minutes after being born,
yo real mother ran away to find anew career in porn

next up? I'd cuss your lyrics, but they seem to be absent,
maybe your still busy tryin to find out where yo dad went,
well, putting it gently, he ain't coming back, he's buried,
in the southeast of London underneath the woolwich ferry

thats one down, who's next to end up out in the cold?
only one boy here who seems to be that bold
the petty thief, cutpurse MC by name of Krysiz
I'll fry you like kentucky with my secret blend of spices

my selective electric vocabulary getting hectic,
so green with jealousy your fantasy is sucking Shreck's $$$$
accept it, you're not even half the man I used to be,
half a shadow of the former shell I'm stinging like a bee

wots ... wots ...up?

The Fool

Beef? Beef? you wouldnt know beef if you worked at macdonalds! Ill have in on some of this Shizn

The Fool

Infact Bun Lost boi mc... im steppin to da plate, ima go work hopefully one of you got a post directed at me!! Den well turn up da heat!

SonniJim

Fool, you're just a beginner,
up against a born winner,
you ain't even close to offending me
I'm the epitomy
of microphone controlling genius
I'm delicatley
tearing this battle to pieces-
sc$$$$ you off my shoe like dog faeces
jesus you can't believe this
leave you crying like Arafat's missus

how dare you try an test like you think I'd care
like you're entitled to a fair share of this nightmare
I've already got lost_boi and Krysiz running scared
now you stepped up to the plate, well I'll see you there...

+++RIP ODB+++

The Fool

so i wait 2 days? then u spit 14 wack lines?
face facts... you cant write cheques, let alone standard rhymes
your the "epitomy" of wack, your flow could never be tight
not even if u battled me while strangling the mic
when it comes down to it, your the bigger fool
if im the begginner! then what does that make you?
cos im hurtin this battle, makin you shake like tectonic plates
my flow couldnt be heavyer if they wer attached to weights
youve posted 4 posts, so does that make you a pro?
if you attaches a tap to your mic you still couldnt have a better flow
and i dont mean to brag, but i strap like wonder bra
make you bleed once a month like the $$$$$ you are
but id never shoot you, id rather put a price on your head...
and have your whole neighbourhood after you, like dawn of the dead


wooo! aint battled in time

SonniJim

my 14 wack lines against your lyriacal crimes,
you can stick your standard rhymes where the sun don't shine
you try and follow me but I be way out of sight,
and you're a little understrength for this vocabulary fight.
its profound, like a boxer halfway through the12th round,
yo body bruised and battered and yo hands hanging down,
around yo waist, where the blood trickles from your face,
your boots are unlaced and thoughts of victory erased.
you can't even comprehend my impeccable dialect,
I don't know where Ima take it cos it ain't developed yet
didn't realise I was up against the opposite sex,
that wonderbra be strapped too tight around your pecs,
or else the microphone cord got wrapped around your neck
because you just choked... but maybe you're unable to accept?

...bring it on.

The Fool

If thats the best you got, its best to walk away
$$$$$ your useless... like a prostetute with aids
The only way i could choke, is if my flow got any tighter
$$$$ rapping... you aint even a good lyric writer!
so what if im a halfway boxer? me and your chick still manage 12 rounds
i heard u can manage 1.. minus the first 2 minutes... hey you must be proud
you got no flow your more $$$$$ than females...
id have u swimmin with the fishs quicker, than a scuba diver at sea world
i buss heat so hot i give the sun tans
been hot for so long its like a life time fever man
how could you ever hope to contest my flow
im a pro, your a hoe, thats the way things go
one more tip if you value ur health...
stick a cork up your ass and keep your $$$$ to yourself...


funny thing is ive been up since 4:45 and im $$$$in tired
but my flow is still better than yours, your ir retarded

SonniJim

I be rolling like a boulder getting colder and colder
you're stood still, slumped shoulders, starting to moulder
You're too concerned with sounding nails and looking cute,
I'll tear the tongue out, leave you eternally mute,
knock out all your teeth for trying to claim beef,
while I'm swimming with the fishes on the coral reef.
I'll frame you for a crime that you didn't commit
spend the rest of your days in the bottomless pit
you deserve it - your raps s??t, you're lyrically unfit
a mouthy little git prone to tantrums and fits

I'll knock you out sparko, tie you up quick smart,
pay a bunch of homos to get to work on your arse
I'm a top class heartless $$$$$$$, got you mastered,
so I'm off down the pub to get thoroughly plastered

...fix up your lyrics Fool, this is getting boring real quick

and where's the chump who started the thread?

The Fool

Do you know why dis Shizn is boring? cos aint no1 posting but us... we need feedback form mans etc but no1 aint givin it, its like me and u bein in th emiddle of nower battling.... pointless

SonniJim

seen mate...... (tumbleweed rolls past) ......

LyRiCaL_SoLdIeR

the fool, u win it for me.

KevinFlynn

sonnijim for me

The Fool

3 verses against 2... i just sit bak and reli on my first killer verse. if u get the first verse u dont have to do much more... but then again i cud spit my final verse... what you say?

SonniJim

go on then, what you waiting for? green light....

oxy'

lol...shame..hurry up ...

but still my vote is for the fool. he has more entertaining punch lines.

The Fool

Iight i had work sorry for dis $$$$ here it goes:

Face facts even if you was a producer u still cudnt give me beats
Plus you aint seen blood from beef, unless its dripping from the meat
My $$$$s so hot its like my whole lifes been summer
While you couldnt fix your flows if you called a plumber
Rap? you could never make the final cut if you was a surgeon...
Plus your $$$$s so small, your chicks probably still a virgin
And i wont try front, but you could never be street
even if u was layed out on the road... neck deep in concrete
you culd never beat a rapper, even if u played def jam vendetta
ill jack you for crisps, then for you chick for good measure
and face it I have you upset you aint me
we all know even your chick wishes you would be
but o well life sucks and all that
O and tell ur mum ill be over later than usual... so we can $$$$ and all that