Who wana test?

Fastlance

Original Internet badman?

Fastlance

pusssysssssss

badboy/rudeboy

bust a rhyme badman

badboy/rudeboy

wats goin on. Normally this forum is hyped up?

badboy/rudeboy

check dis
To the sexy body lady cootie
widda juicy tutti fruity bootie
gonna pop pop your poosay
pop pop your cherry
banana poonaana pina colada
lemony fresh inside of your dress
got your peachy ass cream inside of my dream
take the apples and pears straight up to the top
then push it in deep to touch your g spot
moanin groanin romin tonin so
sexily at the higher degree
do you wanna go halfs up on a baby
but i wont stand for it if you try to play me
or $$$$ break me slate me drive me crazy
lady gotta get deep down widda dilly
I be da one to make your brain get silly
no doubt what i'm saying is the truth girl you feel me?

MC KRISIS

Likkle ting don't watch

Watch out you fake MCs cause your in for a suprise/
I'm da best MC ever, cause I'm number 1 2 3 4 and 5/
There can only be one MC in this game who can surely survive/

Don't get me vexed or i might have to turn funnystyle/
I make MCs sweat like a criminal in a murder trial/
Don't like the trash MCs chat so I put em in a rubbish pile/

Electric MC who gives you a lyrical shock/
Tight wid my crew we stay together like a flock/
Battle MC I give MCs a lyrical headlock/
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badboy/rudeboy

I might chillem then thrillem then killem widda riddem
or hit em up lick em wit riddle that I fiddle
wen I bust on da mic I make da decision
to take the incision i rinse the talkin
check
down to deep dark underground
as i twiddle widda riddle to my perfection
alongside the sund of the boom selection
BOO CHA goes the bass injection
ring ding to the dong the sound of my phone
then beep beep the sound of my pager
ring ding dong ima call u l8ter
widda brand new style and trend and flava

MC KRISIS

Shut up ya mouth cause you a chi chi man terrorist /
Don't cry because you getting slewed by da General Lyricist/
Haters are scared because i'm the no.1 Nemesis/
Don't run ya mouth in my ends or you'll get kicked out da premises/
You've just been slewed by da Lyrical Specialist/

I'm a evil breh wid da coldheart glare/
Mess wid me and you'll feel da solarflare/
Evil mc that Manifests in your nightmare/
I got a gift of 1000 MCs/
Lyrics so hard that you'll be on your knees/
Dutty Mc who performs Lyrical Robberies/

( don't watch da copy and paste ting)

Exzes

Well, I was gonna drop something for my Lancey boy, but WTF HAVE YOU TWO BEEN DROPPING? I know the Iraqi camels have been letting off alot of gas in the recent weeks, but come on, did you really need to convert all that methane into such atrocious lyrics?

MC KRISIS

I think that battle against Sinista has gone to your head blud.

Exzes

If you wanna clash, bring it then. If you think that my confidence isn't backed up, start a thread, drop a chat, and see what I do to you.

MC KRISIS

O.K I drop something here, but you go on like your the best MC in this forum and you say everone lyrics are weak.

Blud your a common MC/
Teach you respect as if you were a likkle Pickney/
Trust me blud you can't bust mic like me/
You can't handle the pace of this MC/
Blud you could never match my Lyrcal Volcabulary/
Your hands can't touch what your eyez can't see/
No MC could ever Clash me/
Mess wid me and you'll end up end in the Cemetary/
Oh no, what's this your name has ended up in da Obituaries/

This Soundclash is over, cause you've just been Finished/
Couldn't compare wid my lyrics, cause you were easily diminshed/
You're just another MC that's already been Vanquished/

Exzes

Hmm, no, I never once said I was the best MC on this forum? And, if you open your eyes, I actually give credit where credit is due, but unfortunately, the only thing you're due is retirement.

And like I said before, make it official, do a battle in it's own thread, and make sure it's a better lyric than what you've just posted, cause the only $$$$ that'll get in response is people wondering if you're from Blazin Squad, or if you really don't have any form of flow to your 'chats'

Fidel Castro

LOLOLOL

Exzes rips everyone on this forum

in hindsight, this forum is poor for lyricist

most of u lot battle, but the battle lyrics are average

MC KRISIS

“	Originally posted by Exzes Well, I was gonna drop something for my Lancey boy, but WTF HAVE YOU TWO BEEN DROPPING? I know the Iraqi camels have been letting off alot of gas in the recent weeks, but come on, did you really need to convert all that methane into such atrocious lyrics?	”

That proves my point your quick to criticize other people.
You didn't even post any lyrics .
And don't take me for a $$$$head cause I chat for real I've done sets, been on Radio so don't say I spit the same chats like that chi chi man group blazin squad.
Your any soundbwoy off road.

Exzes

Yes, it's true, you do spit the same $$$$, TIME AFTER $$$$ING TIME, you always seem to work in the like 'part of the chi chi man crew, that's you' to alot of your lyrics. 90% of chats you lay down involves the words 'Chi Chi'

Man's got a problem with gays that much that he mentions them consistently? Listen to Fidel

MC KRISIS

Damn I feel some wind boy cause your chatting bare breeze , so Exzes you like gay people, that's o.k me myself have no beef wid them, these are any chat's I ain't posting my full battle chat's so they can be bitten by some stupid soundbwoy.

Exzes

Haha, don't even try and twist it. You're only weapon against me is calling me gay. You're ONLY weapon against anyone is that they're gay. In fact, that's false, your weapon against yourself is your lyrics, they're suicidal. You're the one with the obssession, not me.

Haha, you're scared people might bite you? Oh, yeah, so scary, gonna bite a bunch of whack ass lyrics so we can get stoned off the stage, smart move.

MC KRISIS

I beg you to shut up you think your a bad man wow I have internet buddies who bread me, your lyrics are hardly great you keep talking about what's going on in the war.