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Old 18-10-2002, 10:01 PM   #1
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come on if u tink ur a bad man cus maker come and have a cussin match against me...
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Old 19-10-2002, 04:09 PM   #2
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Your mums so dumb shes dumb
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Old 19-10-2002, 09:33 PM   #3
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ur mum's heads so big she has to lean it out of da window when she's driving
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Old 19-10-2002, 09:49 PM   #4
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vespa that was weeeeeakkk blud. And I thought u were jamaican!
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Old 19-10-2002, 10:48 PM   #5
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Your mum = weakest and longest cuss in the book.
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Old 19-10-2002, 11:18 PM   #6
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Originally posted by mc_vespa
ur mum's heads so big she has to lean it out of da window when she's driving


That was weaker than my nans bladder!
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Old 19-10-2002, 11:34 PM   #7
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vespa ripping his jokes off teletext, big up.
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Old 20-10-2002, 03:59 AM   #8
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your mams so stupid she planted cheerios in da garden cos she thought they were donut seeds...
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Old 20-10-2002, 12:52 PM   #9
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LMAO@ur sig.
lol@1998 joke. 2ndary school pressure
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Old 21-10-2002, 01:19 PM   #10
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MC VESPA I $$$$ED YOUR UNBORN CHILD ANALLY IT WAS GREAT I MADE IT BLEED.

ARGUMENT DONE !
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Old 21-10-2002, 02:49 PM   #11
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your moms top lips so dry that even cactus cant live on it
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Old 21-10-2002, 04:17 PM   #12
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ur joke IS as dry as a cactus
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Old 21-10-2002, 05:03 PM   #13
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Old 21-10-2002, 08:57 PM   #14
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Originally posted by Slick Miss
Gay


R u?

Thanks for sharing that!
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ur mums a kurt cobain fan
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Old 23-10-2002, 12:22 PM   #17
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Originally posted by djaguk
ur joke IS as dry as a cactus


Cati actually are full of water.

You lose.
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Old 23-10-2002, 01:29 PM   #18
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Old 23-10-2002, 02:50 PM   #19
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well..the sahara then. $$$$$.
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Old 23-10-2002, 10:18 PM   #20
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ur momz so fat her blood typz ragu

ur momz so dum she sitz on da tv n watches da couch

ur momz so dum she took a pak lucnh 2 Mc Donaldz

ur momz so ugly da psychiatrist meks her lie face down

ur momz so fat her cloves cum in 3 sizes - Extra Large, Jumbo n oh my god itz cumin 2wards us.


mz u
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