U WANTS A CUSSIN MATCH IF DEY THINK DEY CAN TEST...

Qwest

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she dances she makes the band skip.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo Mama's So Fat....the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo Mama's So Fat....all the restaurants in town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo Mama's So Fat....I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"

Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she's on BOTH sides of the family.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she could sell shade.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she crosses the street, cars look out for her..

Yo Mama's So Fat....people jog around her for exercise.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her blood type is Ragu.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo Mama's So Fat....if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her belly button doesn't have fluff, it has sweaters.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her, and ran out of petrol

Nostadamus

Your Mama teeth so yellow.. I can't believe it's not butter...
Your Mama teeth so yellow.. Aint no sunshine when she's gone.

Nostradamus.
As days pass.. I wait for the signs to appear.

DJ TL

jus jokin about the $$$$$ thing mate

it is a beef forum init! thats why they are arguin amongst themselves

its a forum specifically for this kind of thing (not that i tend to participate here......... )

Slick Miss

Of course u were... You dont have the $$$$$$$s to mess

KRAZY D

lol quest ya the dannn!!!

XCALIBA V2.0

SUM HEAVY DISS'S DER QWEST.

DJ_Kiddo

^ is a $$$$ing retard who shaggs his own father 4 pleasure.

Slick Miss

kiddo, worng arrow dear its "<" u were looking for...
id know being so telepathic n all that....

Acid-D

ya mums so hairy she has afros on her nipples

SUPERSTAR SINISTA

wot a cracker.

Caprie

QWEST ID A DAN GARGUAN>>>>>>
STANDARD
HE@S A SOLDIER
EVEN MY NAN'S ROLLING

Vagina Walls

your mums the 11th member of blazin squad.... i think i beat all of u....lol

- - FrEsH gYaL - -

Qwest's ones gave me jokes.

N lol @ Slick Miss, joka

Lady Innocent

Qwest those wer heavy!

But to motormouth : ! , i agree wiv Fresh Gyal!

twino

your mums arse has got a moustache.

cruzjc

lmao man sum ppl so dopey, but qwest is winnin man blatantly, ahahahaa joker.

.:cRuZ:.

bass invada

Quest's jokes = blatent C & P job.

Vespa is so dumb he used a underscore in his name.

Mr RimS

(this aint to any 1 in particular)
ur mums so fat dat wen she fel over gravy poored out........ Wot dya tink of dat aye??

bass invada

Its $$$$.