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Old 23-10-2002, 10:29 PM   #21
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No, this is gay.

Incredibly.

No disrespect to our gay community.

But this is hardly straight.
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Old 23-10-2002, 10:31 PM   #22
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"Hey lets have a cussing match, huh, yeah!"

"I bet I can call your mum fatter than you can call mine."

That practically defines the gayness of this topic. This forum is about real beef. Medium rare.

Not the $$$$ you retarded mongs produce in your bowels.
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Old 23-10-2002, 10:34 PM   #23
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Originally posted by Mz Undastud
ur momz so fat her blood typz ragu

ur momz so dum she sitz on da tv n watches da couch

ur momz so dum she took a pak lucnh 2 Mc Donaldz

ur momz so ugly da psychiatrist meks her lie face down

ur momz so fat her cloves cum in 3 sizes - Extra Large, Jumbo n oh my god itz cumin 2wards us.


mz u


You're so stupid you type like a donkey.

You're so stupid you type like a donkey.

You're so stupid you type like a donkey.

You're so stupid you type like a donkey.

lv u
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Old 25-10-2002, 12:28 AM   #24
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your dads the guy out of the halifax adverts
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Old 25-10-2002, 01:31 AM   #25
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better than ur dad: sittin on park benches drinking alcohol from 10am onwards.
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Old 25-10-2002, 11:04 AM   #26
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wha your mums a russian shot putter
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Old 25-10-2002, 12:00 PM   #27
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Your mums the dinner lady at the Sunshine Coach trip day out.
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Old 25-10-2002, 01:18 PM   #28
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Originally posted by freshT
wha your mums a russian shot putter


lol. we used to buss this back in the day. ahhh memories
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Old 27-10-2002, 01:40 PM   #29
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Yo momma jokes are so DRY.
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Old 27-10-2002, 01:46 PM   #30
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Still gay.
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Old 28-10-2002, 12:25 AM   #31
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Originally posted by Mz Undastud
ur momz so fat her blood typz ragu

ur momz so dum she sitz on da tv n watches da couch

ur momz so dum she took a pak lucnh 2 Mc Donaldz

ur momz so ugly da psychiatrist meks her lie face down

ur momz so fat her cloves cum in 3 sizes - Extra Large, Jumbo n oh my god itz cumin 2wards us.


mz u


Made me laugh.
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Old 28-10-2002, 09:11 AM   #32
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ur mum's neck back is so dry she has to rub ointement into it before she goes out and before bed
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Old 28-10-2002, 09:12 AM   #33
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mz undastud ur cusses were heavy>>
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Old 28-10-2002, 09:16 AM   #34
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Originally posted by mc_vespa
ur mum's neck back is so dry she has to rub ointement into it before she goes out and before bed


OMG. Thats the $$$$test cuss of 2002
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Old 07-11-2002, 08:12 PM   #35
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slick miss thinkin she has rinsed everyone by calling them gay

stop suckin gobstoppers $$$$$!
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Old 08-11-2002, 10:36 AM   #36
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ur mums so fat she went on a carousol and the horse had a limp for a week!!!!
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Old 08-11-2002, 02:45 PM   #37
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No, I wasnt. I think this thread is pathetic, hence taking the piss out of it.

Comprende " $$$$$" ?
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Old 08-11-2002, 11:09 PM   #38
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i agree
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Old 09-11-2002, 08:29 AM   #39
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ur mums so dumb she went into mc donaldz and asked how much dose a £2.99 meal costs

ur mum's like a hoover every time you turn her on she sucks

ur mum's so old she farts dust

ur mums like a door knob everyone gets a turn

ur mums so fat she has to iron her knickers on the drive way

one time i saw you mum walking down the road kicking a can and i asked her what she was doing and she said "i'm moving"

my sad collection of cusses
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Old 09-11-2002, 08:34 AM   #40
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oh and ur so gay you had more $$$$s up your arse than a prostitue
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