TWISTED

L0z@work!

Come on then son (I'm assuming your a BOY?)

Seeing as you like to follow me from thread to thread with your lame "rinses" . . . come on clear your throat and get it all off your chest in this thread . . .

Twisted

You are wrong. Actually, I adore you. I got your pictures of you in my bedroom and I wank with them every night.

L0z@work!

As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.
The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and
runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,
he says,








Wait for it......










"Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a f**king gritter!"

Boom ! Boom

MC Tonic

Aaaaaaha ha ha, that was some funny $$$$!! Big Up Loz!!

But, what has that got to do wit Twisted being a $$$got??

L0z@work!

Well he loves to come with the lame blonde rinses, so I'm helping him out!

I'm a dumb blonde . . . *yawn*!

MC Tonic

lol Oh right

I hate peeps that are so stereotypical

Like wit blondes, and especially 'bout Scottish peeps, we don't wear kilts all the time, we rarely eat haggis, and we're not alcoholics!! lol

L0z@work!

Well if you can't beat thme join them!

So if Twisted reckons I'm a dumb blonde I'm just gone agree with him!

But I ain't no bottle blonde either . . . it's natural - not many girls can say that!

Twisted

Natural blonde with jamaican ancestry. Swarvé.

L0z@work!

Pardon me? . . . You know nothing!

Are all my family from f*cking Jamaica - erm nah . . . My grandad happens to be . . .

Twisted

Oh no, you said $$$$ing Jamaica again! You seem like you are not proud of your ancestry. Have you got anything against jamaican people in general?

“	Originally posted by L0z@work! Are all my family from f*cking Jamaica - erm nah . . . My grandad happens to be . . .	”

L0z@work!

No I've got something against people who try and go on like they're from yard actually!

Your the one who said natural blonde with Jamaican ancestry - swarve . . . like I'm a freak!

Twisted

So why do you always use the word $$$$ in connection with the word JAMAICA?