This Here Bank Job

DustySkidz

VERSE 1

It's been a long time since I've been planning this $$$$,
Scoping out the joint every day to see a weakness to hit,
I did wanna do this $$$$ all on my own,
But the logistics of the job means that another is going
But I don't care, this dude is my dog,
And he's done this before, we done several jobs,
And although my share gon' be considerably smaller,
It's gonna be worth it to ride with this baller.
Now he's checking the guns and I'm checking the bags,
We need a car to get away in, so I'm gettin' a Jag,
And we got a boat ready incase we switch to plan B,
In case we need to get the $$$$ outta Dodge, we can go out to sea
We got what we need, the equipment been checked,
So lets get our rest, because if we ain't slept,
Then we gonna be as much use as a chocolate teapot,
We don't want to be suprised, that's the element that we got,
I've been to jail once and I ain't going back,
Ain't goin' back for nothing, and that is a fact,
And I ain't gonna work 9 to 5 for no $$$$in' stank job,
I can retire off the proceeds of this here bank job

(Chorus)
I stand here with my gun, under my shirt I got armour,
Just sit the $$$$ down because we don't want no drama,
Just open the safe and gimme the loot,
Cos I'll die for this $$$$, so you know that ill shoot

A two man team to do a 6 man task,
But if I wanted your help, then I would've asked,
I ain't gonna be workin no 9 to 5 stank job,
I'm gonna retire off the proceeds of this here bank job

VERSE 2

Driving to the bank, and we takin it easy,
Cos we don't want no heat, I ain't lying, believe me,
So lets park our car where it won't raise suspicion,
Round the back in the alley is the perfect position
Just remember when we bust out the fire door,
To put the pedal to the metal, put your foot to the floor,
Walking round to the front, and I'm feeling my pump,
Gon' fire two rounds in the air, gon' be makin' them jump
Bang! Bang! "All y'all get the $$$$ to the floor,
Don't make a $$$$in' move, you know what we here for"
We tied up the tellers and took them into the back,
And we got the public tied up in the toilets, the whole plan is on track
Got down to the basement and I'm checking their safe,
I ain't got that long, so I'll quicken the pace,
We takin it in turns to run up the stairs with the cash,
There's more than we thought, we can't take the whole stash,
I'm running up the stairs and my man's coming back,
I've got about half a mil stuffed in this sack,
I can see my man at the top and he's completed his trip,
But he's covered in blood, $$$$, he's been $$$$in' hit!

(Chorus)
I stand here with my gun, under my shirt I got armour,
Just sit the $$$$ down because we don't want no drama,
Just open the safe and gimme the loot,
Cos I'll die for this $$$$, so you know that ill shoot

A two man team to do a 6 man task,
But if I wanted your help, then I would've asked,
I ain't gonna be workin no 9 to 5 stank job,
I'm gonna retire off the proceeds of this here bank job

VERSE 3

Who shot my man? Who's gonna get capped?
Who crept up on him and shot him in the back?
Blood everywhere, but it looks worse than it is,
So lets rush these pigs and handle our biz
Run out into the lobby, but there ain't no police,
Just a crew of bank robbers like us from the streets,
It occured to me that we were planning the same hit,
But we got here first, now we in deep $$$$
Their faces covered with masks and they all in disguise,
But I can see that their eyes have a look of suprise,
They didn't expect to see two ordinary cats like us,
Holding up a bank, really causing a fuss
A Mexican stand off, guns pointed at each other,
There ain't no place to hide, there ain't nowhere to cover,
And I ain't leaving here without at least a mil,
I shout 'Don't think I think I won't shoot, because I tell you, I will'
Easily outnumbered, but we got bigger balls,
I got my eye on the cash that we left by the wall,
'$$$$ you' says their leader, and then 'POP' goes his head,
The police finally here and they've shot that cat dead

(Chorus)
I stand here with my gun, under my shirt I got armour,
Just sit the $$$$ down because we don't want no drama,
Just open the safe and gimme the loot,
Cos I'll die for this $$$$, so you know that ill shoot

A two man team to do a 6 man task,
But if I wanted your help, then I would've asked,
I ain't gonna be workin no 9 to 5 stank job,
I'm gonna retire off the proceeds of this here bank job

VERSE 4

It's all kicking off, it's just like Bagdhad,
Two more hit the floor, two more mums will be sad,
Firing back and forth, their crew have got mad guns,
Taking out the pigs in two's and three's, not one's
Me and my man ducking under a table,
And then I turn and ask my man if he's able,
To carry some bags, this is the perfect diversion,
We can get away with no heat, and then we'll be splurgin,
So we creep, slip and slide to the emergency exit,
We got into the alley and then my man rested,
We got almost every single bag,
We put them on the back seat and the trunk of the Jag,
Then we covered the car in tarpaulin,
And back inside we went, to the lobby, we crawlin',
Then my man tied me up, and I did my best to tie him too,
We crawl into the toilets, rest against the loo,
And then silence outside, I think those cats dead,
If they alive, then they just gonna get a 10 stretch instead,
And then came 5-0,'Don't worry, it's over,are you alright?'
I looked at him laughing, and said 'Too damn right!'

(Chorus)
I stand here with my gun, under my shirt I got armour,
Just sit the $$$$ down because we don't want no drama,
Just open the safe and gimme the loot,
Cos I'll die for this $$$$, so you know that ill shoot

A two man team to do a 6 man task,
But if I wanted your help, then I would've asked,
I ain't gonna be workin no 9 to 5 stank job,
I'm gonna retire off the proceeds of this here bank job

EPILOGUE

My man was ok, thank god for the armour,
We came back for the Jag, now we in the Bahamas,
And I just gotta say thank you God,
For making sure that we weren't the only cats on the job
But I really can't help but wonder,
If it wasn't for them, would we be six feet under?
But now we 6 mil up, and we got it on smash,
Chilling on the beach, it's all thanks to the cash

(Chorus)
I stand here with my gun, under my shirt I got armour,
Just sit the $$$$ down because we don't want no drama,
Just open the safe and gimme the loot,
Cos I'll die for this $$$$, so you know that ill shoot

A two man team to do a 6 man task,
But if I wanted your help, then I would've asked,
I ain't gonna be workin no 9 to 5 stank job,
I'm gonna retire off the proceeds of this here bank job