There can only be one!!!!!

[lil MC]

Right! Sup People!

I'll get straight down to business.

I may not be the one who is running this battle (against $$$$$$$$$$) from the ukmusic.com side.

But i think it is blatant that MC Idol should be removed from the team.

Therefore, on agreement with the other members of the ukmusic.com team, we will pick someone to replace Idol in the battle.

Anyone who would like to take his place, could you please let me know, just drop your your name in this thread, also drop a little chat just so we know your capabilities.

Thanx for your time!

p.s. should no-one want to take Idol's place, one of the current members of the team, will have to do it, i.e. be in two battles.

gone!

[KRYSIZ MC]

Oi i'll av a go, I beg you've read my lyrics cos I cant be doin wiv mashin my fingaz when theres bare of my lyrics on here 4 ya to read.

[lil MC]

give it a while, i need to see who else is interested!

[KRYSIZ MC]

Well check this aswell yeh, and ask tha other ppl reppin ukmusic.com in da battle yeh?

Pass me them MICs an watch me ride 'em/
Cos im angry an vex like a starved lion/
More voilent than scenes from Private Ryan/
Grab tha MIC after me your hands it fry 'em/

Ma tongue flow so hot they call me dragon/
Any MC come near watch me I smack 'em/
Wack 'em, slay them attack 'em/
come smilin' at me your teeth I crack 'em/

I jack 'em, pound coins I stack 'em/
Your eyes I black 'em, lyrics U lack 'em/
More lyrics u want? u just can't have 'em/
Tha lyrics I spit U just cant hack 'em/

Shock 'em, slap 'em then I drop 'em/
One pop of a gat will solve tha problem/
Block 'em, gun $$$$ 'em ready 2 stop 'em/
I get on da MIC widda riddum dat rock 'em/

When dis man on da MIC that crowd reaction/
Love lyrics I spit gives satisfaction/
Im a chilla im tha killa take ya outta action/
Causin more thriller's than Michael Jackson/

Ruff 'n tumble lyrics cause air pollution/
Full game MC no substition/
My lyrics $$$$ 4 money like prostition/
My bizzy dizzy rhymes cause brain confusion/

Sping 2 tha winter I MC all season/
I MC 4 $$$$ dun need no reason/
Your burnin hot lyrics? shut up I freeze 'em/
Save up my lyrics then BANG! release 'em/

MC's like me oh pleez blad they're rare/
Sit down an listen son pull up a chair/
Tha lrix im spittin man’z no i got bare/
go mad i dun care come test u wont dare/

When some a them a hear me some of them will fear me/
Some I ride next to some are never near me/
Some a them a boo me some a them a cheer me/
Pon da MIC i chats nice n clearly/

They sayin BAD MAN BAD MAN! Up in da place/
A heavy MC an ive gotta white face/
Spittin acapellas 2 drop on ya bass/
Freestlye on keyboard never hittin backspace/

RUDE BOY RUDE BOY! Here we come again/
Pass me one MIC an a pad wivva pen/
Heavy lyrics again gettin 10 outta 10/
Im an MCin god you all praise me amen/

MC Crisis now back now return/
Been way for a while took time out 2 earn/
Now it's my time 2 burn, with tha lyrics I churn/
Sit back relax spark up listen den learn/

Back on dis MIC sed back on it again/
Tha way I buss riddem none want dis 2 end/
Wanna do what I do wanna follow my trend/
Dis blend of lyrics give no chance to defend/

Up onna MIC down onna MIC in Onna MIC round onna MIC/
Tease with lyrical tongue till U close nuff to bite/
Its my lyrical show so I flow how I like/
Flow when eat my cerial till when say goodnight/

Im a bad boy bad boy, so watcha gonna do/
Im a riddemic shark who bite more than can chew/
Start off all polite like "How do ya do?"/
Tha Crisis MC come make ya shout "Booo!"/

Return of da mac like da Mark Morrison/
Any MC test we, then must demolish 'em/
Tha lyrics I spit from this tongue I astonish 'em/
Come test we then get beat I promise 'em/

Ya lied 2 me,
Cos U said U'd never turn on me/
U come back here sayin U aint heared a me/
Desturbin me thinkin that U hurtin me/
Ring triple 9 in time for this emergency/

I chat bout voilence cos I be a voilent bred/
Dont chat bout voilets n roses bout guns instead/
When im onna MIC chat bout beat ya in 'ead/
When im onna MIC chat bout treat ya 2 ma lead/

MC's chat bout da voilence cos they no it sound wel/
MC's chat bout dis voilence cos they no it gonna sell/
Not 2 make laugh like Kel but 2 attract more gal/
MC's chat bout da voilence dont carin who ya tell/

Voilent eh... well listen up Mr./
I beat up ya grandad while I $$$$ ya little sister/
Your cousin ran away thought that I missed her/
I put my $$$$ in her face slapped tha $$$$$ up then kissed her/

Im a voilent MC there near be no other/
Call me father ya mother new lover/
$$$$ shover, ya grandmother clit rubber/
Just 4 gettin lippy I burned up ya brother/

I run u both down with ma Chevrolet Corvette /
Or yet 2 get ya gal more wet /
I use tha tha jet, im gettin more sex than Vortex/
Its war next so u need 2 get some war vest/

MC Vortex, wah? Sheeps $$$$$ ole thriller/
Tha chiller $$$$$ im a cold hearted killer/
Sinister I eat $$$$ like U for dinner/
This battle must be over MC Crisis be tha winner/

Like this, My lryrics flow hot like piss/
Crisis tha next man 2 drop on tha list/
Lyrical flow with tha garage twist/
Step in tha way & soon get dismissed/

Up on tha mic its tha vibe that I feel/
Get in ma stride then ya mentally ill/
Smoke off tha green but don't take no pill/
MC Crisis wid tha lyrical skill/

Mic in tha 'and its my lirikal talent/
I got tha tongue flow U said I hadn't/
hadnt now I have so now wot U say/
Lyrical bad man got gal them sway/

Comin from hell I said hot like im Kane/
MC Crisis be tha bad mans name/
Knock all ya teeth 2 tha back of ya brain/
Go see tha Dentist tha man be Deranged/

When dis bwoy on a MIC I came to hurt all/
Leave all MC's Red, Blue, Black and Purple/
I buss up a scene like mean ninja turtle/
Take any man here straight to tha squared circle/

1 at a time or all ya together/
U fools cant test me i'm just way to clever/
Don't need no bora man allow tha beretta/
Just gimme a MIC and watch how I bring terror/

Icey B wont beat me no no, never never/
I don't and wont quit I spit $$$$ forever/
Like your little Mo, beware im big trevor/
I buss up MC's wid just one acapella/

Yo rinse Yo Mix Yo Rinse it mix it/
I just Keep on rollin like Limp Bizkit/
Testin a bad man, I wouldnt risk it/
Hand me dat MIC da tune I twist it/

U spit ya last Lyric an man's just dissed it/
U cant flow for $$$$ tha drop you missed it/
Check out tha riddim I go ballistic/
U flow like $$$$$ U sound like Mis-teeq/

But no, this aint tha 1 nite stand/
Icy test me U get 1 right hand/
1 right slap an then 1 left clout/
Fool u dunno what tha Crisis about/

1 in da stomach then 1 in da mout'/
I got all these lyrics an son U got nout/
Tackle ya battle ya dat aint doubt/
Who got da gal's a dem scream an then shout/

Icy B, son I came here to melt/
Testin wid me bad cards U been delt/
I took ya gals belt her poom poom got felt/
Think about dat before your next shout/

Think about dat an then U think about dis/
The ladies dem cuss U they all take tha piss/
Anytime steppin to me U get twist/
Just another MC dat I cross off tha list/

Testin wid Crisis ha son U hear BLAM!
Your chats more weak than green eggs n ham/
Like Sam I am yeh your gal will get slam/
C to da R-I you know who I am/

S-I-S you say Oh my yes/
That MC Crisis is large I can't test/
U cant think about lyrics no more your so stressed/
U be still makin demo's while my tunes be get pressed.



That'll do won't it?

[MC Flexer Dee]

i'll try



lil hit with a pm and i'll bust. but uve seen my $$$$

[Slick Miss]

Havent been doing this too long but ive been told to jus go for it so heres two lyrics i dropped to reds a little while ago:

Firstly and lastly the boy aint worth $$$$
He's premature and he's nasty didnt even reach my clit
I dont go on LIKE im a pro
I go on like its a fact that you know
A pro in her prime
A pro with her rhyme
Its all about me, yes she, miss law
The illest mc going on hardcore
No meaner mc u will find in this place
That little redz is something u jus gota face

Max power! im truely happy for you,
In turn i gota shout to all the ugly crew,
Who big up your oily exhaust - so rank unclean,
Who get off over u in some $$$$ magazine,
These who cant get laid, who take what they get
Even if what they're given goes well beyond a sket
And girl why you claim youre a lady
When u just blantently said
That you were on paper spreading your legs
Pretty unamusing, degrading and raw
Its crazy u were compared to the slick miss law

I kill you in lyrics
I kill you in style
I kill you in life
Not one step a head but thousands of miles
Youll never catch up
Youll never be me
The one miss law ull never defeat.


2.
Bring it again i know you will
Telling me u be hitting me still
Hit me once hit my twice
No real harm caused till I pull out my knife
This aint about violence but compulsory this is
To cut you away from this sad life that u live
I really did feel you when u cry over the loss of your pride
But what the $$$$ girl its long since died
i been watching a waiting for the day to come
When u back down from your post and allow number one
To step up to snatch whats rightfully mine
To have all you beggars watching my shrine
Jealous of my beauty, angry at my style
Crazy over the fact that u cant help but smile
My rhymes are so good n so sweet
That lyrically i can rot out your teeth

You say you wont hesitate but thats anything but true
Cos to mc like me u gota take a minute to stop being you
A minute? that was nice of me but I take it back
You need bare time to divert from a twat
To a hybrid in her prime going on quick
Slappin your face like you slap rank mans $$$$

SO

We’ve mastererd youre real occupation have we not
Now drop down your mic cos im getting hot
Step back of the stage out of the dim light youre in
This games shut down over, tough $$$$, I win
You know your out your gone your done
Move out the way and allow number one
To step up to the plate and snatch whats mine
Go $$$$$ - join the beggars watching my shrine.

[Dee]

Slick thats weighty! Yeah she dropped that against me!!

Duttie!