The Fool VS CHAPLIN!

[The Fool]

Chaplin... lyrically ill piss on you and call it "The Gold Rush"
Chaplin "The Kid" can wear my hands as a bowler hat, and get his skull crushed
Your just a 'Tramp in baggy trousers" who can only battle on "black and white"
Charlie, ill spit heat and leave you burning bright like "city lights"
ill bury you like "mesapatamia" im so hot i give the sun tans
youll need help to battle me chap so bring a third man
in these "modern times" your far from a "great dictator"
Infact your so wank, your more like a "mass debator"
my flow comes so evil, everytime i spit im "sinnin"
your "punches" aint hittin $$$$, like a blind dude whos come out swingin
its convenaint you named yourself afta a comedian cos your rhymes are just "jokes"
your flows could never touch me, even if you had a mic that could "poke"
im better than you could ever be. your a jedi knight, im george lucas
cos ill have my flows "directed" at you, i spit words you spit mucas
My flows assasinate yours like my mic was "jango feht"
cos your flows suck more than a 5 pound prostute in debt

ok ok warm up i cudnt concentrate to write this but you know whatever init lol
just for those who didnt get some of it the first few lines im usin film names directed by
charlie chaplin!! just fort sum1 shud pick up on it lol

[odp]

nah i gyat it,,,cleva stuff

[CHAPLIN]

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet"-
William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "Romeo and Juliet", Act 2 scene 2

IT'S IRONIC THIS "FOOL'S" DISSIN ME 'CUS MY NAME'S "CHAP"/
OBLIVIOUS TO THE FACT IT'S 'CUS I "CONTROL ALL ASPECTS" OF MY "CRAFT"/
WHEREAS SYNONYMS FOR "FOOL" INCLUDE "JESTER" AND "CLOWN"/
FACE IT DUDE, UR ASS "JUST GETS PAID" TO "F@*K AROUND"/
UR A "CLOWN" AND YET IT'S ME WHOSE "GOT JOKES"?/
BUT WHAT'S "FUNNY" ABOUT LYRICALLY GETTIN UR F@*KIN' SPINE BROKE?/
NOTHIN, SIMILAR TO WHAT UR VERSES HAVE GOT/
UR "WARMIN UP", MY "LINES" ARE "EQUATOR" THEY'RE ALWAYS "HOT"/
I "TAKE SHOTS", AND I AINT TALKIN ABOUT "KODAK"/
I'M TALKIN ABOUT THE ONES THAT LEAVE UR FADE PERMANENTLY "ROLLED" BACK/
UR WACK, F@*K ABOUT AND GET "PARALYSED" IN THIS BOUT/
NOW THE FOOL'S JUST ANOTHER MC WHO NO LONGER "STANDS" OUT/
BUT LET'S FACE IT, U NEVER REALLY DID, UR "DEHYDRATED"/
THAS WHY IN OUR FIRST BATTLE YOU "COULDN'T EVEN SPIT"/
I ACCEPTED UR EXCUSE, U WERE "ILL", HOW CONVENIENT?/
BUT NOW UR COMIN AT ME? WELL F@*K BEIN LENIENT/
UR JUST A "GIMMICK", JUST LIKE UR VERSE^ U AINT SERIOUS/
CUS LYRICALLY UR "FLOW'S ALL WRONG" LIKE "A DUDE" HAVIN A "PERIOD"/
I'M THE "REALEST", U WANNA TALK "MOVIES" BUT THAT'S "FICTION"/
I CAUSE FRICTION WITH MY DICTION, LEAVE "FOOLISH" NI99AS MISSIN/
AND THEN FOUND IN TWISTED POSITIONS THAT'LL SICKEN/
UR "SINNIN" WILL GET UR LIFE RUINED BY MY WRITTEN THAT I'M SPITTIN/
I AINT MISSIN, MY RHYMES ON THIS SITE HAVE GAINED RECOGNITION/
THAS WHY MY VERSES DONT NEED "ENDNOTES" EXPLAININ DEFINITIONS/
EXPLAIN COMIN ON "MSN" NOT WANTIN' TO BATTLE CHAP/
RECKONIN THAT IT'D BE BETTER FOR ME TO BATTLE OTHER CATS/ (NO NAMES)
AND YET COMIN BACK WITH A RAP U'VE BEEN WORKIN ON FOR WEEKS/
AND FRONTIN' LIKE IT'S SOMETHIN U JUST CAME UP WITH WHILST WE F@*KIN SPEAK/
UR AN "ACTOR" PLAIN AND SIMPLE, CLEAR AS "BLACK AND WHITE"/
"EXPOSED" AS A "FAKE" AMIDST CHAP'S "PAPARAZZI LIGHTS"/
UR THRU, TAKE "32^" BEFORE U F@*K AROUND WITH CHAP/
I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO END THIS EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT IT'S A "(W)RAP"

MOTHERF@*KER!

[Riaz]

braapppppp!! chaplin murked it..

[The Fool]

no no no no no, chap its menna be a 16 not a bloody 32 lol

[CHAPLIN]

Where did u say it had to be 16 in ur first post?

In that case u can drop another 16 right now and we'll take it to the judges when u've finished.

Or if not, u can choose a half that u want the judges to judge urs with, it doesn't bother me.

[The Fool]

You claim your "hot like the equator" when really thats your mum belt size
i dont have to spit to be hot, i can just type and watch my lyrics melt eyes!
you say whats in a name? then you go and cus mine?
i merked you with a 16 so you felt you had to post 32 lines!
all your rhymes sound the same take the record off repeat
you say i get "payed to $$$$ around" when your mums the one on the corner of streets?
and no its didnt take me weeks to write that $$$$
it took me weeks to try and prize your mum off my $$$$
you flows aint smart, not even if you dressed your mic in a suit
your better of battlin like your movies "silent" and in "mute"
You verse was like "sperm" on a "spine" it wasnt even a "cum back"
ill have you runnin like an athlete, but unlike an athlete u dont "run tracks"
Your a "paper" MC and youll get torn like the "ass hole" of a "$$$"
Your talkin bout takin shots? when im the one leavin ur shirt lookin like the japanese flag
you see my 16s hurt bad so feel free to post another 32
but your the real "fool" Thinkin you can beat me, so i bow down and giv my name to you!!!!

[Baybi-T]

chaplin dat was heavy still

[The Fool]

nah man keep the verse cumin, im enjoying this, ill giv u props tho fo real!!!

[idolizemystyle]

random

[~Beki~]

RANDOM But Chaplin u was heavy
xBx

[odp]

chaplin heavy hittin-


fool yuh second verse wuz tight tho- yuh gyat talent

[The Fool]

lol safe, but dis aint over me and chap enjoi doin it so we gon bring the house down like its been bulldozed!!

[CHAPLIN]

FOOL U "ACT" ORIGINAL, ALL TALK WHEN UR PLAYIN AGGRESSOR/
BUT THEN U GO AND START UR VERSE WITH A LINE FROM "NUTTY PROFESSOR"/
WHICH STATES TWO THINGS, UR "COMEDY" AND "CONTRADICTORY"/
AND THE ONLY THING I'M "REPEATIN" IS CLAIMIN VICTORIES/
TALKIN BOUT "I'M REPETITIVE", ISN'T THAT WHAT U SAID?/
AND THEN U GO AND DROP THE "SAME LYRIC" U DID IN THE "TAG BATTLE THREAD"/
HOW IS THAT A "SMART FLOW"? C'MON FOOL I'M ALL EARS/
U SAID IT URSELF IN "CHIT CHAT" U THINK I'M THE "RAWEST" ON HERE/
UR A "CHILDISH" NI99A, DROPPIN DISSES U HEARD IN THE "PLAYGROUND"/
AND WHY THE F@*K WOULD U "MUTE" A MOVIE THAT "HASN'T GOT SOUND?"/
HOW THE F@*K CAN U MURK AN OPPONENT WITH 16 WHO HASN'T DROPPED A VERSE?/
AND HOW THE F@*K ARE THEY GONNA FIND ANYTHING LEFT OF YOU TO PUT IN A HEARSE?/
IN MY OPINION IF U DISS "MY MOM", U DISS 'EM ALL, SO GO FOR 'EM/
BUT JUST REMEMBER HOW "U ACT" ALL "SINCERE" TO ALL THE GIRLS IN THIS "FORUM"/
I SPIT "32's" TO UR "16's" 'CUS I CAN, 'CUS BASICALLY/
I'M "TWICE" THE MC, LYRICIST AND TALENT THAT U'LL EVER BE!

[Mek.01]

are there any rules when battling?

[The Fool]

chap your a $$$$$, go fix your make up
u cudnt beat me in your dreams, if u tried ud never wake up
im your worst nightmare like "nightmare on no beat"
your flows drag on like the 7th nightmare on elm street
but $$$$ claws on my hands all i need is a mic
i got "The Gatlin" rattlin so scared he cnt sleep at night
I DONT KNOW WHY YOU TYPE LIKE THIS IT WONT HELP YOU WIN
bess tie your gola shoe laces and start sprintin...
if im "chilish" then your flows must be straight out of nappys
and you sound like you takin $$$$ to heart while im just laughin happy
... you see chap, theres a big differance between me and you
exept for the fact im good lookin and got skill, i dont like men YOU DO!
and you claim your twice the man ill ever be, hows that?
i see your strong point was english, cos it surely wasnt math
this battle is like my feet... its "under my belt"
so stick a cork up your arse and keep your $$$$ to urself

[Mek.01]

lol

[CHAPLIN]

NOTICE HOW EVERY VERSE^ EXCEPT UR 1ST CONSISTS OF "GENERAL HITS"/
ONLY "8" LINES TOTAL, "50%" IN THAT LAST^ S@*T/
"84%" OF MY SHOTS ARE FOCUSSED AT UR VERSE SPITS/
LEAVIN THIS "16" PROVIN THAT UR "100%" $$$$$/
HOW'S THAT FOR "MATHEMATICS"? U SHOULD BE MAD AT ME/
'CUS UR "DOWNFALL" WILL BE ATTRIBUTED TO "CHAP'S LAW OF GRAVITY"/
MY RHYMES ARE "CAPITAL PUNISHMENT", GOT THE "GOVERNMENT" WATCHIN 'EM/
AND IT AINT "SCIENCE" TO KNOW U CAN'T "LAUGH HAPPY" WITHOUT OXYGEN/
THAS WHY U CAN'T "TAKE IT TO HEART", WHEN I "STOP UR FLOW"/
LEAVE U BREATHIN' WITH "IRREGULAR BEATS" LIKE "MUSIC CRESCENDOS"/
I END FOES PHYSICALLY WITH "LYRICAL SYMPHONIES"/
SPIT "BARS" AGAINST "FOOLISH MC'S", LEAVE UR FAM IN MISERY/
"LITERALLY" UR RIGHT, I USE "ENGLISH" TO CONVEY THE LEVEL I'M ON/
THIS "CHILISH" DYSLEXIC FOOL WINNING IS DEF AN "OXYMORON"/
UR SKILL'S ARE "METAPHOR" FOOL U AIN'T DISSIN ME/
CUS UR LIKE MY OTHER FAVOURITE "SUBJECT" F@*KER, UR "HISTORY"!

[Danger]

Yo sum big boy bars from both use!!but i was feelin the fool more..

[The Fool]

84% of 16 would leave a decimal, so that was as relevant to this battle as a ham sandwhich
"CHAP" you "CANT" win, i can even "BATTLE" in subliminal language
battle me and your downfall is "infinate" cos my flow is just "flawless"
$$$$$ your style is useless like a brothel that is "whore-less"
you must spit while doing "hand stands" cos your losing this "hands down"
you must be a pedophile if your playin with this "kid" in this "playground"
Im merking you on a regular, this $$$$ sorta comes like "tradition"
Im scared of you cos you fancy me... chattin bout gettin me in "TWISTED POSITIONS"
you see i get it now, the reason you hate on me for actin sincere to the "women"
your just jelious like a paralised dude havin to watch the "olympic swimmin"
your rhymes arent "CAPITAL PUNISHMENT" theres just "CAPITAL" full stop.
lemme tell you about a key above "shift" try pressin it, its called "Caps Lock"
and im glad you like history cos like you, its "repeatin itself"// (this verse is hurtin u AGAIN)
battling me is like eatin burgers, cud never be good for your health!
And mek you ask "are there any rules when battling" yeh theres is... JUST ONE!!
Dont battle the fool and hope to win... cos like chap proved... it cant be done!