The 5 that r representing UKG plz enter

lady_joker20

YES YES Y'ALL TO US 5 THAT R GONNA BE REPRESENTIN UKG BATTLIN WITH $$$$$$$$$$:

IF IM RIGHT IT SHUD BE:

LADY JOKER (MYSELF)
MC IDOL
SINISTA
LADY SOV
LIL MC

LETS C WAT U GOT GIVE A LILY TASTER IN HERE I WANNA C ALL Y'ALL LYRICS I AVENT REALLY HEARD OR SIN SOVS LYRICS N IDOL U NEED TO START WRITIN URS OUT LIKE EVERY1 ELSE SO WE CAN READ THEM K LIKE DOWNWARDS IN STEAD OF STRAIGHT ACROSS EVERY1 IS PROB SICK NEWAY YA GETS ME COZ WERE THE ONES THAT R REPRESENTIN SO BIG UP N BUSS DIS $$$$ UP

mc_idol

to all the ladies in designer gear,
dont be alarmed just be aware,
put on ya raving shoes now brush ure hair,
im tryin 2 build up the atmosphere!
Rockport,levis,berguas for the sweet guys,
hugo boss and lacoste,
calvin klein with the new design!!
mc,s wanna test this,
they get dissmissed,
all coz they thorght they was heavy,
tryin 2 test me,
sent them home bwaling 4 there mommy and daddy,
no man wanna step 2 this,
like a fire get disguinished!

lady_joker20

live-o blood

im a S-O-L-I-D-E-R
trainin me into a tru solider
im after u like terminater
with my loaded gat i pull the trigga
pida pap pap pap im gonna shoot ya
circulin u like a ice skater
did i mention im a serial killer
gonna sufficate u with a pilla
if i cut ur throat in the middle of the night
wud u think to call the police or fight
my mistake ud probably die
and then ud have to say goodvbye
ur naughty been licked inna cell
guess whos goin straight to hell
like double O 7 im goin to heaven
like double O 7 im goin to heaven

mc_idol

yeah that was weighty cum on 3 more lyrics should b here!!

lil MC

i aint gona bust any now, really buzy at work!

i'l just copy and paste a few of mine in here, that i have posted in other threads!


chatting long bars, about how your going to blaze this//
your not just getting me vexed, DEE, your taking the piss//
but my lyrical blows are fast, like ‘the north star fist’//
to think of clashing me son, your bound to get diss//
I’m going to slew you, bury you very quick//
Your not worth that much time, boy, your just a next $$$$$//
Think your too weight, child, you think your too slick//
You might be good, FLEXER, but I am just fukcing sick//
I’m not a guy, that normally runs my mouth, and boasts//
But ‘bound 4 the reload?’, nah, ‘your bound fe get roast’//
You might have some heavy lyrics, kid, but I got the most//
I’m going set you alight, and lef you black, as burnt toast//
Your not a chapter, just a page, in the book of my life//
Use my words, mic and hands, not guns or knifes//
While my lyrics are original and unique, yours are rife//
I juiced, your mum, your sister and will fukc your future wife//
To big your chest up to me, is to plan your own death//
I’ll kill you, with one of my lyrics, in one fukcing breath//
My name might be ‘lil’, but my words are bare heft//
On a stage, on your knees, crying, is where you get left//
Your last line was about, getting me from the back//
I’m not the kind of guy, that like’s it up the crack//
If that’s how you go on, safe, but me nah want that//
I knew you were a *$$$$$ rooter*, from your lyrics, it’s a fact//
Eight more bars I’ll run, then you’ll end up dead and bury//
If I had used ten bars, you would have needed twenty//
But you see, I got enough lyrics, see I got plenty//
to slew all enemy, alongside MC FLEXER DEE//
Now MC FLEXER DEE, I blew you up, it’s over//
Go run home, to your mother, and cry on her shoulder//
You and the other MCs I battle, can shed tears together//
You all just, found out the hard way, that I am so much better//

*man that roots his d!ck up another man’s $$$$$*

wherever i go, i got bare $$$$, bare garms,
yes man, me see da gyal dem, use my charms,
dats all i care bout, not $$$$ing arms,
but if man want to war, i lef dem in a pig farm,
like i was Brick Top, coming straight out of Snatch,
man want to clash me, but on me dey aint a patch,
for me to clash you, wouldnt be a fair match,
because you'l end up leaving, in the boot of my hatch~
~back
with da uva bodies, ive clashed, you will get stackd,
after you've been battered, blue and black,
hang your head on my wall, with da uva plaques,
now u have noticed, my lyricall attack~
~and skill,
challenge me, and be defeated, at your own will,
but i aint aiming to hurt you, im aiming to kill,
dat feeling down your spine, as u read is a chill~
~dat i send,
for you to start war wid me, i do not recommend,
now your pranging it, but dont try fe beg friend,
even though we war, your funeral i will attend,
although its farce, me will have to pretend~
~out of rescpect,
of your family, because dats wat dey expect,
when final prayers bein said, it i'l give me time to reflect,
and dats when i realise, for fake "MCs" i got total disrespect!


My gunshot lyrics are dirty, even grimy//
but now imma, have to switch this totally//
its going to be bout girls, yes ladies only//
the way they trample on your heart, like a creepy crawly//
see it starts off, nice, warm, loving and well//
after a little while, she becomes THE girl//
your love starts to grow fast, really starts to swell//
and u fink, your the luckiest guy in the world//
see its all smiles, while you planning your future//
talking bout things, you’re going to be doing together//
fink your love is invincible, will last any weather//
that you’ll be resting, in each others arms forever//
as days, weeks and months go by slowly//
you start to realise, its getting very heavy//
you don’t have control you’ve set your love free//
this means that you’re bound together, eternally//
maybe not in body, but in mind, soul and heart//
u start to fink that nothing, could keep you apart//
but even though you’re happy, that's when the real $$$$ starts//
the arguing, the bull$$$$, that can make couples part//
they start off little, but keep getting bigger//
from the most minor things, to things that are major//
u try to sort it out and, chat to each other//
only because you know there is, a special thing deya//
it all smoothes over, and everything’s all changed//
both say you’ll be different, but the thoughts just deranged//
things u thought would stay the same, have to be re-arranged//
compromise with each other, and your not even engaged//
you have to do all this, that alone shows how serious it is//
that and your chats bout, your future marriage and kids//
the love was like Pringles, cant stop wen u pop the lids//
you even got used to each others weird habits//
all the while your happy, your having little arguments still//
it's really pissing you off, making your head ill//
both feel like jumping off, from upstairs window sill//
she says I’ll stop arguing, only if you will//
so you stop rowing, but it don’t last for long//
it's like a scratched record, repeating the same song//
You’re both having doubts, thinking the relationships wrong//
but then quickly think “nah”, that together you belong//
even though it’s blatant, that there's nuff love for each other//
she keeps trying to make it work, but you don’t bother//
you keep going on like your bigger and better//
going on like she was minor, and you are a topshotter//
she threatens to leave, so you start to screw//
shouting and arguing, till your head turns blue//
she’s gona go, and you don’t know what to do//
if it does happen, your whole world, you lose//
then in the end, she finally does it, it happens//
worst feeling in the world, than you can imagine//
pain, like someone, all over your body made incisions//
probably more pain, than having a circumcision//
don’t know what to do, you start to thinks it’s not real//
that after a while, she’ll be back and it will heal//
with all this hurt, you heart cannot longer deal//
the ache in your soul is phenomenal, here’s how it feels//
Like she ripped out your heart, and threw it against the wall//
stamped on it like she was doing log on, in a dancehall,//
you're regretting the day, that you gave her your all//
Thinking hard whether, you should give her a call//
Whether to try and patch it up, because it was your fault//
Try and sort it out, like your grown up and adult//
But then the thought of your pride, gives you a jolt//
don’t want to swallow or lose it, so in your tracks you halt//
your starting to really, long for this loved one//
going round with your head down, feeling so glum//
lock yourself in your bedroom, feel like staying in your drum//
you want to hit the strong stuff, knocking neat Barcadi rum//
This happened to me, the girls name was Sonia//
She weren't just my girl, but my wifey and my lover//
They say the best thing, is too love one another//
But then I don't understand how are love flopped, like a skoda//
Its not supposed to be over, till the fat lady sings//
but because of are arguments, and stupid little things//
The relationships dead, flew to heaven, with its wings//
my eyes used to shine, but this has removed from them the bling//
Now I’m on my jacks, and feeling very alone//
No longer is the wifey, ringing on my phone//
She used to be my queen, we used to share the throne//
Where do I go form here, that is unknown//
She was a proper wifey, she always had my back//
Looked after me well, never once did she slack//
*With her nothing was grey, it was mostly white or black//*
I’m left wondering, if she will ever come back//
If she don’t, I got to let the love go fast//
It don’t do your head any good, to dwell on the past//
She weren’t my first lover, and she won’t be the last//
But with any other girl, u know, it’s all just a farce//
We had everything, now I got to let it all go//
But it’s not $$$$ing fair, because I still want to know//
She was a special lady, she weren’t any ho//
To get her back, I’d let the devil take my soul//
Cannot stop thinking about her, night or day//
‘Give me her back’, this to GOD I pray//
I just hoped it could be over, and sorted if I say//
‘baby I love, won’t you come back today’//

lil MC

mentally, physically, verbally, I’m unstoppable//
chances of defeating me, in a clash, not probable//
forget probable, its damn near impossible//
my lyrics squash you, flatten you, it’s undeniable//
wen I ride mic, and I’m mad, I’m not approachable//
coz I go on sick, get there quick, it’ll drive you mental//
try test me, I’ll grab you, snap you, like a pencil//
you could, run up your mouth, on mic, and give me verbal//
but that, would be, like trying to jump a, ten foot hurdle//
my lyrical skill is, that high, it’ll make you stumble//
under the weight, of my verse, you will crumble//
after that, not just your body, but your mind is unstable//
listen carefully, because to this chat, is a fable//
“don’t try, to take on, more than, you can handle”//
my words, scar you, burn you, like a candle//
I’m sending, this verse, through a, one way channel//
the whole time, you, my wordplay, does dismantle//
don’t bother, give me flak, don’t bother, give me flannel//
this verse guarantees, the vote, of any judge panel//
the outcome, of any battle, I’m in, is simple//
your going to, get popped, like you was a pimple//
your lyrics, helped me, to leave you, disabled//
for stepping here, for the, rest of your life, your crippled//
I’m now sending shivers, down your spine, like ripples//
Pain in your mind, like you just, got pierced nipples//
you just got, beat so bad, your off for a tipple//
now I have, battered you once, come back, for the double//
but only, come back, if you want, bare trouble//
almost done, sorry to have, bust your bubble//
but your whack, your slack, and get left like World Trade rubble//



they all flirting//
with mans and not realising//
what it is, that they’re doing//
they just getting mans, $$$$s shooting//
up//
but they never knew, I was the cream of the crop//
now my haffe buss a lickle free style//
how I make, a girlies life worth while//
go down low, making her scream//
‘OH MY GOD, how u doing this to me’//
yes I said, that I do go low//
only if she precious, and not any old ho//
coz that’s how, man like me do//
I do not make, any girl screw//
I make them, plead and beg for more//
In the bedroom, I’m going on raw//
Get down serious, real hard-core//
Ten, zero, percent, im gonna score//
I’m a dirty bloke, very grimy//
Suck my $$$$, I’ll lick your punani//
Yes, give me a shine, or buss a sixty-nine//
Ya nah want that, then you’re not getting my time//
If you’re knocking it back, you gotta be mad//
To not want da big ‘OH’, you gotta be quite sad//
Oh well, girl, the loss is not mine, it’s yours//
Get the girl off my bed, make her pull up her drawers//
Get out my room, my drum, that’s the end of it//
Don’t bother change your mind, I already got the next chick//
Waiting//
Come on, love, now, don’t be hating//
You had your chance, blew it, without thinking//
Put on your skates, and start skating//
Away//
This is not, a game, something you play//
I do this $$$$, for serious//
Make fake MCs, delirious//
With intelligence and experience//
Aint gotta try hard, it’s just a sixth sense//
Won’t have nobody, taking the piss//
Coz my lyrical bullet, will never miss//
Leave you in a flood//
Of your own blood//
Your body, I’ll have to, drag through the mud//
When you drop 6 foot, all you hear is the thud//
I’ll leave you in a hole, lef you for dead//
Drive back home, creep in my bed//
What the wifey’s going to say, this I dread//
She just give me a smile, so her legs me a spread//
Gave it one look, and before, I jumped in//
She push my head, down stairs, she wanted THAT feeling//
Wanted to feel my tongue, pon her little thing//
And now we a back, to where we begin!//

whether I clash you in a forum, rave, or on road//
you will get slewed boy, you have been told//
coz I can go on hot, but also go on very cold//
to try clash me son, your future is foretold//
now I’m here, I’m going to set the trend//
don't act like your good, you can't pretend//
when I’ve buried you, don't try and beg friend//
a horses head, like the Mafia, to your mother i send//
it means, the next time your seen, you will be dead//
whether it be by knife, rope or copper and lead//
that's what happens, when you run it up on my thread//
after this chat, you're going to wish you had fled//
coz time now, for me to step up, and get irate//
reading my lyrics, and your words become abate//
don't hate~to get run down by me, was just your fate//
this is my last bar, so I guess it's checkmate//

time once again, for me to step up the pace//
this is my thread, hence this is MY place//
no one bother test, or they will get erase//
lyrics like bombs, will blow up this web space//
no rolling my tongue, no twisters, no $$$$//
my chat, spits simple, so you can understand it//
through my verbal talent, make MCs submit//
from then on out, it's like a bottom less pit//
yes, a bottom less pit, that I have thrown you into//
well, it was either that, or chop you in two//
I don’t chat crap, what I chat is totally true//
Spitting lyrics with ease, chats that will crush you//
I don’t want to bring hate, I don’t want to bring beef//
But wherever I drop a lyric, people just act the chief//
Want to clash me, so I spit, and bring bare grief//
I always out do these fakes, to their disbelief//
Coz I spit my flows, faster than a dragon spits fire//
Whether writing or chatting lyrics, I will never tire//
Got words to strangle MCs, make them cease to respire//
I’m the cause of the trend, where young MCs retire//

new flow....

today I’m filled, with bare hate, for the opposite sex//
seems like their, sole purpose, is too get men vex//
today, they destroy one heart, tomorrow the next//
fukcing $$$$$$es, from them, we know not what to expect//
always chatting crap, how they’re the ones, that get hurt//
they’re not the only ones, so they can shut up, and splurt//
acting like it’s only guys, that treat people like dirt//
but I’m telling every guy, now, make sure you stay alert//
these girls are two faced, and too fukcing sneaky//
right behind your back, they are doing the dirty//
on your face they're all smiles, with other man's they're flirty//
find out exactly what they do, then you'd be destroyed mentally//
they get nasty, dirty, deep down and undercover//
think you are their only, but they have another//
they're giving their p*ssy juice, to you AND their lover//
they know to keep it down-low, if you find out it's over//
if it's not cheating, they just do your head in//
they start playing mind games, mentally confusing//
to the brothers in this position, you better start realising//
it fools around with your brain, but to them it’s satisfying//
these girls make you stumble, these girls make you stall//
these girls make you crumble, these girls make you fall//
these girls will never leave you, able to stand tall//
these girls will always leave you, felling like a fool…...
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…. Can’t be asked to finish it! Lol!

lady_joker20

killin it u know dont make it that long wen we battle lol

but ur heavy big up 4 them

right just 2 more peeps to give a lil taster Sinista n Lady Sov

lil MC

im going home now!

catch up wit you lot on monday!

gonE!

lil MC

i already wrote one up for the battle! its long! it aint a garage chat, its rapping! long bars and all that $$$$! a first for me, but its gotta be done, dats how them lot at stay locked are goin on!

lady_joker20

skeen all good tho oi u got msn if u av add me

MC Makka

good lyrics all of ya - u gonna smash it up

lady_joker20

safe blood

Dee

G W A N Peeps ha im so proud!!

*Drys Eyes* lol ha ha ha!! Jokes Jokes!! Yeah lil MC booooo Smashin it right bout now Big up!!

You know SINISTA aint been on for time ya no

Lady Sovereign

....

*Emma*

“	Originally posted by *Lady Redz* You know SINISTA aint been on for time ya no	”

hmmmm tru ! He might be havin internet problems again or sumthin !

Lady Sovereign

True

mc_idol

yea big up my team we gonna smash it and everyone thanks 4 the moral support sum peeps r nervous!(like me!!)


big it up .................
lady_joker
lil mc
lady sov(cum on drop ya lyric)
sinista(cum on bruv drop a weithy one!)


and the lady_redz thanks 4 ya help!!

Dee

ha ha ha!! Ure welcome Reece!!

GWAN rudebwoys n Rudegurls do ure thing and make Redz proud! ha ha ha!!

bigga

lady e ya sexy