tazer vs j-kid (continued)

j-kid1

yh i just copied and pasted the verses from before and will drop my new verse 3 drops each and no bar limit.

J-KID

ok tazer ur a waste-of-space cum my way den i'll mace-ur-face
u aint got the pace-to-race talk tuff then my blade'll-raise

now i see that ur bars-r-in but myn are harder lyrically scarrin-him
when i swing arms-n-ting i'll leave u widda bumped forhed lyk a somalian

if you kno j-kid then by now u'll kno ima troublesome-guy
ur gurl will gurgle my cum so much they'll call her bubbles-for-tym

i'm luvin-ur-wife giving me head i'll definatly buss-in-her-eye
pirate gurl will be all over my boat before hed but she wont b running-from-tides

and p*ssy believe that i got more ties than school-kids
jugde cum on i dint wanna rupture tazers spleen the tool-did


TAZER

before the battles begun Im already doin a victory dance/
coz only time Im beaten is wen ya girls hands in my pants/

my rhymes so hot wen I drop em I gotta take a j-ket* off/
Ur name cud be irving and u still cudnt deny dis holocaust/

Only reason sh1t like u gets hocked up is coz I got rap ina choke-hold/
Could call 1 of ur songs AF1 and still ur rhymes wouldnt have no sole*/

Ima clean up dis mid-level in-between decayin rapper like dental floss/
pu$$y makes an effort to claw but Ima dawg wit more bite than jaws/

Ive taken bigger fish than you from their homes in goldfish bowls/
u slidin down the rankings quick like u on a greasy firemans pole/

*= J-kid, J-ket, jacket
*= AF1s, of air force 1s are shoes, shoes have soles...u get it lol

j-kid1

tazer jus kno my request-aint-big just that i suggest-you-quit
ima reckless-pig phat and dirty lyrically u can try ur best-to-spit
agenst me buh it'll b half-hearted lyk a cub next to a lion-heart
i kno ur tryin-hard to merk buh i'll leave u merked fryed-and-scarred

i'll dump you by-ur-yard blad i ruin spleens-in-plentys
just because ur not as good as me ur green-with-envi
and dnt blame it on weed coz ur unlikely-buzzin
ima merkers so i'll destroy you and ur pickey-cousin

so bad ur uncle n ireland was greener than his brother at the pot-of-gold
i beat pussies lyk u rainbow colours buh dnt fink my mums hot-das-bold
i conceive greatness buh u and ur family r used to creating disability
i slew kids lyk you thats what you get for attemptin at dissin-me

the only mack/mac you and ur bois carry is during rainy-predictions
im 14 killing others older than me how u gonna detain-me-from-dissing
the only slugs u throw is on ur pathway for preparation for ur garden-party
"tazers the best around here" yh so what if my bars-are-sarcy


if theres sumfin u dnt get ask man innit, and tazer hit man back when you can

HypNa

the man went sick......chea

j-kid1

“	Originally Posted By: Sy-Clops the man went sick......chea	”

sorry i dnt get you

HypNa

that was ill bruh.......

j-kid1

o skeen lol safe, for all of u that dnt kno; round my ways them irish pickies bang there mums/sisters etc and conceive children with them that come out disabled

j-kid1

o what was betta the first or second verse

Illmind

Both Verrses From J Kid Were Aite...His Multies Could be Improved As Some Wernt Exact...His Punches Were OK But Childish At Times...Still ALot Better Than Most I've Seen...

Tazer...Simple But Effective...Props...But If U Came More Complex Eg. With multies U Could Be Alot Better...

Props To Both Tho...

HypNa

2nd bruh

holy_smokes

feelin jkids 1st verse, kinda dirty

j-kid1

yh fanx for the feedback buh tazer still has to reply then one more drop each

Tazer

Check...

Ive got so many killer punchlines the pigs arrested my rhymebook
ur an ugly b-astard, damn even ur last verse got more good looks

Bayin 4 blud lika crazed animal u cant handle verses have ur rep mangled
Nas Cassidy n Hov my influences why da fukk u battlin - urs is The Bangles

U beatin me in dis is as realistic as me bangin J.Alba in MY dreams
Ur lines'll never be flavour of the month like cappuchino Ice-Cream

Yer mums like a noggin auction the way she gives head to the highest bidder
pop in upstairs tha walls rockin-n this dumb fukk wonders wat Im doin wit her

round up money go to ur house and pound ya mummy stop 4 a tick
not a breather stupid the two insects crawlin on the top of my d1ck

I'll roll em a joint after ask fer papers and the boy chucks me the observer
The carpet burns hurt but my sides splittin from the attempts of dis learner

Ur rhymes get about as much praise as God recieves from aethiests
funny coz when u turn on the charm u also turn off the lady switch

I barely amplified my skills in this current verse and I still won
Ur barely a peasant at present who resides in my E-Kingdom

Uppin for votes now...

j-kid1

blad theres 1 more drop each bu if u wanna leave it lyk that is kris with me

Tazer

well Im not gonna do anymore tonite coz I got a pretty important match tomorro in my B-Ball..county chamionship final, also remember Im an hour ahead lol bt yea I'll be able to have another verse by Sunday easily if u want to keep goin no worries

HypNa

sick still tho bruh........this is a dope battle.........and for u noobs like augustus and jack........dope means sick.....ill......or even just $$$$ good.......homos

j-kid1

yh my third one is done boi so tazer hit man back


Now I see your second attempt at merkin-me
But me and everyone knows ur swag and deserve-defeat
Ur fake the only strap round your waist is a seat-belt
Ima floss round this forum with my victory $$$$ how he-felt

Coz he’s a guy that thinks he’s got a heater-and
Is a minor to me he has a constant mind state of a child like peter-pan
So what if im his real dad u fink he’d appreciate donated sperm
Instead he’s b*tchin about y I wernt there to tuck him in after work

Now realise ima thug and represent north-west
Now I understand where your coming from n y u wore-vests
But round hear vests mean nuffin shoot to kill its head-shots
Dnt sly merk me cah I got more birdies than pet-shops

Your waste and sumfing I dnt wanna think about like a third-testicle
Ima “ganster crackin skulls easily” stressing manz buh the nerds-test-me-tho
And get f*cked and surprised cah they aint used to receiving-ef’s
U been on here for time buh aint no one and a measly-threat



gangster crackin skulls easily is gcse

HypNa

braaaaaaaapppppppp.......j-kid is a sicko

j-kid1

yh safe and waiting for ur drop tazer

Tazer

Ive gt sum fuccin virus on my computer!!!!! Im gettin it cleared wed. I mite get a verse up 2moro