Story time (a different style 4 me aswell!)

KRYSIZ MC

Finished work 'bout half past 4/
Signed my name out walked thru tha front door/
Straight across da road then 2 da bus stop/
Don't watch da walk cos I love bust bop/
Bus ride ends I get on da train/
Then I hear some man shout out my last name/
Turn right round theres a man rite there/
"Gimme a spliff I know you got one spare"/
I said,"I dont smoke man, I had to stop it"/
Blatently there's an 8th sittin in me back pocket/
"Don't lie boy" He pulls out a knife/
"Now gimme tha draw before I end ya life"/
Im like "$$$$ off mate I just picked up this mornin/
If I give you my green then tonight will be borin"/
Gave him a slap like da $$$$$ dat he is/
Then I whipped out a blade dat woz bigga than his/
"Now put da knife down and hand over ya papers"/
I rolled up a spliff an inhaled tha vapours/
Next time you'll think before you start ya $$$$$in/
Tha train slowed down as I got off at Hitchin...

2B.kont...

SUPERSTAR SINISTA

YEH HEAVY BRO.

Mc Ice/Icy~b

JOKA!!

MC Makka

Heave bruv

MC UNSURE

spanked it!

*Lady_Krispi*

I was fed up and my days were boring
I either watched tv or i was fast asleep snoring
So i decided to spruce things up
I boiled the kettle and had tea in me cup
Whilst i was thinking what things i could do
To make things exciting, tingle all thru
Then i heard the door bell ring
And a voice outside started to sing
God them bloody carol singers
Ya know i flashed em my 2 fingers
I noticed something on the ground shine
And another and another- a whole flippin line
So i followed the line of coins
I felt something stirring in my loins
The line stopped at this flashy car
A guy stepped out and undid my bra
I yelled "who do u think u r?
Let go of my lacy bra!"
He laughed and smiled at me
I smiled back at him, u see
We grew up together when we were small
We used to date till we had a brawl
I invited him back to mine that day
Had frantic sex, it blew me away!
Unluckily he had to leave quickly
So i was back to watching tv
And here i am, the tale i've told
That's the end, chat's getting cold.

SUPERSTAR SINISTA

quick ting.

one day i was on the 240/
all girl came on and was lookin at me/
she sed wanna come bak to my yard for some coffie/
i sed yes please/
we got to her yard she got on her knees/
she started givin my $$$$ a lick/
so i started rubbin her clit/
then i bent her over made her bum hole split/
i $$$$ed her so raw she fell to the floor/
i picked her up lent her on the door and $$$$ed her some more/
till her $$$$$ tore/
she was screamin and bleedin sayin it was sore/
now dats wot you call hardcore/

KRYSIZ MC

Sure is. (:

mc-logie

its logies story time
spittin 3style rhyme
work all day play at night
too many man dis wana fight
one gal got $$$$d friday
serial rapist crazy
in all papers and $$$$
he shouldnt av $$$$
wen i found out i c murda
my sis was dayer
so i didnt carea
i wantd 2 kill every man dayer

KRYSIZ MC

Walked from tha station straight over to Mac D's/
"I'll 'av a McChicken Sandwich and fries wid dat please"/
"You eatin' in mate or you takin' away"/
Yeh like i'm sittin' in McDonalds all day/
So I grab my munch & off I go yard/
Along comes this man he's actin all hard/
"Out my way son, or else you get step on"/
He pulls outta his sock some small shiny weapon/
Blade to my throat like i'm 'spose to be scared/
Pushed tha fool to tha floor his face was all red/
Jumped on da fass gave his face a few beats/
"Next time you'll think before ya walkin my streets!"/
Stared down at him hard an' gave him one last kickin'/
"Dat one rite there's for squashin my Chicken"/
With no chicken sandwich small fries all I have/
There better be more food for munchies at gaff...

KRYSIZ MC

Tha last street now it's just up this road/
My stomach is starvin' for food by tha load/
Get 10 metres away then $$$$, for $$$$ sake/
There's a next man here lookin for money to take/
He reached for somethin' this man's to slow/
I spin right round crack him with my elbow/
His nose all cut but $$$$ I aint finished/
I'm throwin' more punches than Popeye with spinach/
One left hook one black right eye/
"Sorry my man but your bout to die"/
Pulled outta gat but I aint like dat/
Just a cap gun gun but scared tha poor twat/
"Bang Bang Bang" See How tha boy ran/
Hid like a Sniper behind a white van/
I chucked tha gun and it hit his left ear/
He staggered and fell like he had to much beer/
They'll proberbly be someone else startin i'm sure/
On tomorrows way home from work to my door.

THE END

lil MC

why's every story got a man that want's to jack you up???

anyways....

here's a story!

back in the day when my girl was 16, and was carrying my seed//
I had to be raw and up front, I said ‘this $$$$ I do not need’//
See we was young and acting foolish, ended up making a mistake//
If it had happened ten years later, it would’ve been like icing on the cake//
What I mean to say was our love was pure, simple and everlasting//
But having sex without a condom, meant my girl I was impregnating//
So imagine two people so young, trying to keep this a secret//
But it was too big a thing to hide, and this secret we couldn’t keep it//
So when I told my parents, believe they were screwing and fuming//
Said ‘how stupid can you get, your 17, what are you doing?’//
So we sat down and talked, the four of us, and decided on an abortion//
We was too young to have a child, it was upsetting, but the solution//
Saying this without racism, but white people, don’t mind their youts having kids//
But in an Asian community, you would get condemned for that $$$$//
So anyway the day came quick, I walked in the clinic with two lives//
One was my unborn child, the other was the girl I wanted to be my future wife//
That may sound deep, seeing as we were so young, but it was true//
I didn’t care about anybody in the world, just the thought of us two//
While we was waiting, we was talking and looking into each other’s eyes//
She said ‘honey am I going to be all right, and don’t bother tell me no lies’//
I said ‘my love you’ll be fine, and I’ll be right here when you get back’//
The nurse came, I see the fear in wifey’s face and wished we could’ve backtracked//
To the moment in the past, when we did not think about the consequences//
When we so brainless, and didn’t come to our sense, and use contraceptives//
Suddenly I got a jolt, the nurse said my girl was lying in the bed//
I walked in, saw my lover, realised what I’d let her do and felt dead//
We looked at each other, knowing what we had just done and started crying//
I was overwhelmed with sadness in my heart, and a painful feeling//
Anyway, I took wifey home, and we were very lonely//
My girl could not stop crying, while she was sitting beside me//
it all happened just a year ago, and we are still together//
Will I ever let this happen again?, no way, never ever//

could have made it longer, but i can't be bothered!

gone!

Cardshark

That is some deep meaningful $$$$. I went to the abortion clinic with my mate and his girl to support them. the atmosphere was terrible. I cant imagine what you have been through but i have a least some idea.

Vagina Walls

yea heavy lil mc

Lady Dilemma

Rah, deep! Big up still.