story lyrics

Freshes.T

It was Friday night gettin kind of dark
me and my boys were cotchin in the park
i saw dis girl with a fat arse
looked at her tits and dey were quite large

so den i asked my bredrin about her
he said her name was Samantha
but said her man was a gangsta
an he was serving time for attempted murder

but looking at her figure i decide to take it further
asked her whats her name age and number
she gave it to me but said she had a lover
but said she could do with another

later on that week i recieve a bell
she just said her man was let out on bail
and he saw my number last call on her cell
and he knew where i be living aswell

all of a sudden i hear 3 bangs to my door
no hesitation i get down to the floor
i looked out my outside 3 men i saw
one of them carrying a 4x4

i go through the back and make a lucky escape
all i wanted was a simple date
now i've got myself in sum heat
i find my self peggin it down my street

i go to the yard of my mate dave
i told him i was getting chased
i asked him what shall i do?
he said cum wit me down to sum venue
but why i replied
he said jump in my ride
the look on his face was filled with exite
i fout $$$$ im in risk of loosing my life
an my bredrin fout it was nice
when we entered the place i hear a loud SUPRISE!!!

It was all a set up
but i really coudn't give a $$$$
all i was finkin is i can live
damn dats better dan any birthday gift.

Tyrant

lol
big up ur self
dat was weighty

Dee

Yeah man GWAN!!

diss_miss

is it just me or does everyone have a dodgy mate called Dave? cos i do too lol!

*Lady_Krispi*

I was on my way to an all nite rave
When all of a sudden i started to crave
That feelin u get when u misbehave
I looked around and on the pave-ment
Was a tenner, just lying there
With a note next 2 it saying better beware
This tenner's been cursed by evil witches
Pick it up, u'll be in hospital with stitches.
I glanced around then picked it up
And i heard the horn of a 4 ton truck
I saw dodgy man and started to run
I swear i heard the shot of a gun
Da man shouted and he was right behind me
My heart was beating, it was so scarey
He said "Sorry darlin, didnt mean to scare
But here's the tenner u dropped back there."
Sigh of relief, there weren't nothin wrong
That's the last time i smoke skunk that strong

mc vortex

Raggo!!!

Dee

Heavy!!

mc vortex

Girl...are you my shadow?
Creeping behind me on your tip-toe,
Although..I told you no,
Why do you say "lets give it a go"
Where through...let this discontinue
I wanna move on Ive found something new.
What we had wasn't what you thaught,
didnt they tell you that a heart cant be baught?

Playboy RoMezZz

BOOOOOOO KRISPI DAT WAS SICK

Playboy RoMezZz

hmm story lyrics here goes!!

its 5 past nine and story time
now now kids jus watch me rhyme
slip this break this mc's wanna ride this
drop this make this gyals wanna freak this

i'll be ur spiderman, batman even ur superman
savin the day jus like a man can
wanna try test and u will get ran
like a fast sprinter with a nice suntan

1, 2 go 2 sleep
so i can creep with ur wife while ur asleep
then make her feel like her bodies in heat
lookin at me with those ?

cant be bothered flopped wack ryhme

DFX

lol, innit. wasn't even a story.