SlApStIcK cOmEdY Vs PaUlYc

paulyc · 05-01-2002, 02:27 PM

SlApStIcK cOmEdY: we have 10 lines. first to 4 votes. you post ur verse and i will reply.:lockoff: :diss: :box:

**Slapstcik Comedy** · 05-01-2002, 02:42 PM

your a producer tryin to rock the mic
your the one who keeps little kids up at night
now as for me im the super m.c called comedy
and kid you know who i be
your rhymes are $$$$ you couldnt even spit fire if you were a ww2 plane
and i am the mic thats runnin this game
So how you feel bout being a $$$
When i come round you hide tryin to disguise in drag
You were gay at a young age jerked off to Ernie and Bert
when your dad leaves the room thats when your ass starts to hurt

**Slapstcik Comedy** · 06-01-2002, 03:31 PM

is this a no show

**cole-z** · 07-01-2002, 07:24 PM

big up yourself bob!

**Lady Sovereign** · 10-01-2002, 07:53 AM

Hmmmmm Why dont I step In for Paul....

Ai yo Comedy.. ur gonna need a remedy..
Wen I spit my rhymes over house and G..
SlapStick.. Do u actully wanna slap with a stick..
To prove That ur $$$$, U cant rhyme over beats..
Or no heavy bass licks,Too many ppl like u ..$$$$$s..
Other Ppls flow dem u nicks....
N e ways Im gonna go ..
Coz gyal like me dont like ur flow..
U dont come correct U DONT come original!

**missc** · 10-01-2002, 08:17 AM

Gwan Sovereign!!!

**Lady Sovereign** · 10-01-2002, 08:26 AM

**Logan** · 10-01-2002, 10:44 AM

That H & G $$$$ died back when you were 12
Now there's bare $$$$ riddim stacking up on the shelves,
Now there's mans getting shot just for movin to girls,
Now there's heads drawin knives when you spill their Cristal
How can you wanna buss another mans clothes?
Fix up, get a job and buy a fone of your own.
I like nice things, so i go out and earn em,
While you peeps live in a haze of home grown.

I'm bored, sue me.

**Slapstcik Comedy** · 10-01-2002, 06:49 PM

soverign if u wanna battle ask, dont post in another battle thats not at you coz them lyrics aint even rippin you if you wanna getripped set it up

**Lady Sovereign** · 11-01-2002, 10:33 AM

........

I Will rip U open with a razor blade,
Leave a big pool of red Coz of da blood dat will be sprayed,
Be left der to die Cpz da ambulance will be delayed,
I wonder why dat iz..Coz no one called dem,
Dont wanna kno about da mr slapstick no friend,
Sed u can rip me So ill ave to defend,
U can try teef my lyrics but my flows I'll never lend,
My originality and lyrical fatalitys Iz just a heavy blend!!

Cant be botherd to post in a next ting... Just read and weep .. left it short and sweet... well not sweet.. but yer U get my point!

**Slapstcik Comedy** · 11-01-2002, 05:47 PM

ayo you call your self soverign
but you aint got a RING coz it got raided
your a lil girl, go home and play barbie or get your hair braided
I scramble words like scrabble don't talk that babble if you do we'll battle
I'll $$$$ you girl with my mouth, turn your $$$$ from inside out/no one mess with me cause you soon may learn
Im the sickest, most illest around
thank god its my turn
$$$$ what you say you devious hoe Im a rhymerator
sooner or later I'll be a creator of another world
have you girl unfurled on the carpet below cause you such a hoe
now listen here you $$$$in les
watch me on tv swallow 3 tylenol 3 along with ecstasy
holdin my $$$$ not cause it's a trend but cause I gotta pee
may spit on you straight $$$$ on you
you aint got a clue Im gonna enjoy to destroy you word by word

**Logan** · 11-01-2002, 07:01 PM

lol

Talking about what your gonna do?
Cut me up? Ah wha dat? FOOL!
Bes use that razor for a different reason
Cos facial hair for girls just ain't in season.

Big up my youts coming with violent lyrics

Chiefs