Random Pointless Freestyles

[eddie05]

Im kinda sik and tired see I joined dis site/ hopin 2 see da odd freestylez laid down rite/ So now im callin all ma mc's 2 gather round 2nite/ and lace sumfin down & dnt jus bring any old hype.

2 prove dis iz freestyle big up music.com where every bre getz da golden chance 2 rep where ur from/ im in2 real hip-hop not $$$$ty pop songs/ and if this woz an oscars i fink i'd deserve da freestyle gong.

see im typin loadz of $$$$, so im givin u da rite/ 2 reply and tell me dat im a load of $$$$e/ but den i'll challenge any bre 2 lace down a similar talent/ & try 2 improvise or is it seen as a challenge????

[Bob_the_rascal]

dont even know why people do dumb $$$$//
they dumb if they clash me cos i'm lyrically equipped//
turn mean like hitler, u will be chompin ur lip//
to beat me, u have to chat bit faster, c that as a tip//
so everyone wanna get wild and silly//
but im trying to perfect, cant you see that i am busy//
these heads are full of rage on the battle stage//
u pre-ejaculate $$$$ slang spits from your rib-cage//
im the a-grade fresh one ripping u of ur face mate//
evil penquests from the sustainable cage of sorrow/
shackling your forts in darkness hides light until tommorow//

[eddie05]

tommorrow neva comes jus like dat james bond flick/ i took da last word of bob's rhyme if manz aint see dat ur thick/ my styles digestive and more reflextive dan fresh shiney chrome/ im so sick dat wen u read dis ur left wid bowel syndrome!

so continue dis chain by startin wid my very last word/ if manz cant accomplish dis den they've plopped like a next bre's turd!

[Bob_the_rascal]

definetly i grab the mic//
definetly in control//
definetly can keystyle type//
definetly steal the show//
definetly bun zoots of skunk//
definetly get pissed//
definetly the king of funk//
defenitly your not missed//

soz, stole the definetly at the beginning from each line from dizzee, so i will do another.

eski lyrics

you don't wanna test//
don't wanna clash me//
dont wanna see how green i get when i get angry//
rupture your ribcage and chomp on your spleen//
when i touch mics, i disturb the whole scene//
im mean,
like a great white shark//
battlin' emcees is like a walk in the park//
your more exciting than a piece of raw bark//
i got the talent to make it far, i got the spark//

[eddie05]

(last word u sed woz spark so ima have 2 hav 'spark' in 1st sentence)

from da crack of dawn im known 2 drop sparks/ and wont stop spittin till itz afta dark/ until an aftamath, im bringin a new era/ freestyles in forums with more target dan shearer!

dis iz freestyle and no manz come test/ why iz it only bob here did i really scare da rest?/ females too if ur lookin 2 impress/ if u aint got da lyricz try showin up ur breasts!!

[Bob_the_rascal]

bob-one laying down the strict discipline//
you got 2 study the ancient prose that im scribblin//
fire breathin dragon disposing of pervs who be dribblin//
double-crossing a dodgy dealer swallowing ritalin//
precipitate while i levitate in crematoria//
bopping in bangladesh killing cows cos im gettin gorier//
it's cataclismic euphoria//
im the cowboy, lyrical smith wesson//
$$$$ more birds than a ron jeremy porno lesson//
blessing the old ways of tai-kwon doe//
lyrically sublime, and im more colder than a eskimo in snow//

[eddie05]

ur cooler dan an eskimo trapped in snow/ while others lay about like frozen peas in tesco/ i bring a fresh flow wid my youthful experience/ bunnin silly rapperz not knowin if dey serious/ im still on da freestyle important 2 stress/ there's no beat but my lyricz stil like 2 molest/ im pure hip-hop bare grizzly and ruthless/ knockin u for six manz left crawling toothless

[e.k.s]

So easy to run this mic, tear your rib cage, clench your spleen.
Chew you up, spit u out, this $$$$$ dont play clean/
call yourselves mc's Im the female ali/
Freestyle your jaw, never considered a lady/
style is wack, your gazing, still waiting for that dream,
your the boy that covers tea break/
The mascot whos over keen/
Mic in hand, like a baby holding a rattle/
Your up $$$$ creek, drowning, a boat with no paddle/


safe

[eddie05]

steppin 2 dis forum 2 battle me u muss be crazy// i'll rip u like shreded wheat, dont give a $$$$ if ur a lady!!// ur whole style iz whack in fact i fink itz pretty lazy// u get less propz 4 rappin dan ur picture of a baby!!//

afta dis u will start feelin da stress// i'll hav u in even more pain dan ur monthly pms

U fink itz important 2 state dat ur a female// but in reality u mite jus be one of dem shemales!!

(nuttin personal)

[e.k.s]

Ill do a two step on your face/
Maybe the fox trot, thats more your taste nice pace/
I know u luv it when Bob Gags you with that feather boer/
He wants u pressed up beside him, he wants to be closer/

Eddie dont blabber n blart on my shoulder/
you sampled the choke hold, now feel the female revolver/

I think its a $$$$$ when a gurl slaps u down some/
When she aint an Mc. Its denial to give props son/


Nuttin personal either

[eddie05]

nuttin personal blud coz ur jus a joke// gud ting i aint havin my lunch becoz i fink i'd probly choke!// try not 2 freestyle ur weak so go bak 2 wot u wrote// or maybe ur mindless coz ur a crack hed and u been on way 2 much coke!!// dis iz da big league e.k.s and u really cant cope// if i hit u wid another punch line u'll probly suffer from a stroke//

ur dissin bob well das a cheap shot coz he aint on-line 2 hit bak// e.k.s ur so whack u wud sound betta chattin out ur butt crack!!!

[e.k.s]

Your the reason why the crowd sits down/
You look around, nothing but despair,nothing but frown/
A circus act in fact/ juggling words like a clown/
I aint your blood i dont want that disease/
Your middle name aids, nukka clart pls/
You aint in the spot light, u lyrics are pretty thin/
put that heavy bag of insults down/ b4 u do your back in/
This is for real, your looking like a pup/
Bob is pedigree $$$$$, your just a fvckin show up/


Must go on my lunch break now, Ta, ta for now

[Bob_the_rascal]

there is nutin but aggro when im clutchin the mic//
battlin 2 people poorer than peasants living the $$$$ life//
i fix right, accelerate from the foul-stench of 2 hippoes//
they thinkin' living in a cardboard box is a ghetto//
lighting tongue, jaw gymnastics when i touch down//
eks is like the village bike, everyone has had a ride round//
im more swift than mampi, more of a G than bryan//
stealthier than a puma and more ferocious than a lion//
i moonwalk from jupiter to the world of zion//
i just cussed 2 people who r $$$$ when they replyin//

safe safe

[e.k.s]

Jesus bob im being deadly honest/
im waiting for the hijack you hit n run $$$$$/
u came at me with a promise/
Is your pen running dry, your system hit with a trojan/
Your cuss on rides, u might wanna scroll up some/
Poor baby, u used that twice, i think u need to sit down son/
Your $$$$$ lines kill me, fo real they do/
ferocious lion, more like a simba tammed cub in a zoo/

Safe man

[eddie05]

wots dis gyal chattin bout sum simba u dude??// im so sik i'll get placed wid gorrilas in london zoo// go bak 2 skool learn 2 rhyme and build on ur vocabulary// coz from wot im hearin ur words wudnt pass as ordinary!!

i scrolled up and stil i try 2 figure out ur 1st line// but den i clocked on dat every line can be classed as ur worse rhyme// if i stopped time 4 20 years u'd still be $$$$!!// e.m.s blud i really think itz time u quit!!

e.m.s i fink itz time u get propa lyricz 2 flex// does e.m.s stand for easily mistaken by sex?? ur obviously a gyal tryin 2 be a man so dnt get vexed// i dont understand why u flex pecs and dont have breasts!!

kool

[channi .e.]

move out the way and let me come thru/
yh thats rite... channiz ere tonite and she gunna make u al look like stupid fools!!!/

u al talk bout how u the best... wel hate to disapoint u al but i have mor talent just by showin my breasts!!!/

u have bin doin this 4 a long tym boiz/
but stil i whip ya rymz to da ground!!!/

i may not be the lyrical master but i no what does and doesnt go/
i may not be da gyal u like but that dont mean im a hoe!!!/

i mite not have da lyrics or rym to make me a success/
but i no if it dont hapen then i can always push out my chest!!!/

now ere i gotta leave u but keep my rym in mind/
dat da gyal u thought was just a hoe/
ent hinden bi a blind!!!/

[e.k.s]

steady eddie always on the ball/
he can nearly spell a 3 letter word, im sure/ - thats your next call
We believe u aint been drinking it cant be that crack habit/
You veins are gonna burst, it dont pay the price to jack it/
So there i am waiting for a climax in your flow/
The man steps up like a $$$$$ hole starts stating im a ho/
Im so offended you called me a male/what a statement/
I gotta act like a man now, screwdriver in the head, body parts in the basement/
Your trying to reach a climax -in your lyricslike u about to bust a load/
Instead u soil your boxers and produce a motherload/

[channi .e.]

e.k.s if u ment i was calin u a boi i wernt i was tlkin 2 dem 2

safe gyal

[e.k.s]

nah you alright gurl, nobody means nuttin by it in here anyways...

[channi .e.]

yh i no lol