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Old 22-11-2005, 08:48 PM   #1
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Spit some random bars here that have to do with anything except beef People find it alot harder to spit bars about other topics since they don't do it as often Give it a try I'll go first
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Old 22-11-2005, 08:53 PM   #2
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i m real tempted to write about beef....or chicken
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Old 22-11-2005, 08:58 PM   #3
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Even adam eve f*cked up I guess we getting to a poor start//
Bush don't give a $$$$ about the ghetto but he adores mars//( 70 billion to nassa )
Why is it so the Evil touches so many more hearts//
The violence and Hate is unreal in some of these poor parts//
Countries going to wars of Grudges ,money And their diffrences//
People In a Hurry To get their Sh*T said And forgot wat listening is//
terrroist chargining into buildings taking life as they christnening kids//
F*ck the Police and the goverment I think the systems sh*t//

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Old 22-11-2005, 09:21 PM   #4
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here a lil story i wrote a while back to a beat...

not so fresh now, but still funny...i edited a couple lines

I was in tha club on a Friday night/
Had a lot of drink , so my black cheeks went bright/
That’s when I notice some real fly gurl, she was asian/
Except her ass was magnafied like a damn haitain/
made my approach, to show my homies I cud make her mine/
Step to the mindless chitchat then POW! Ask if she wanna go out some time/
yah kno, show her how a brotha wine an dine/
there’s plenty of experience, so this $$$$$ kno how to treat a dyme/

ok slow the beat down now let waits a minute,
Quanten leap few year, to my life, an let u live it

As time passes naturally she wanna talk about marrying/
she brakes it, like Brenda, it’s a baby that im carrying/

WHAT! STOP, million words flow, all I hear is this $$$$ aint tru/
listen baby I don’t give a $$$$ how long I been messing with yuh/
I break the story open, an smash this story as if it were obscene/
I took one rule in lyfe, an thats neva cum in your to-be-queen/
im blazin now, get thru this balzin row,cant handle all this accusation of lying/
I don’t need a baby man, I cant even handle her when she start crying/
so on reflection I saw it all break up, leave thoughts, if I regret it /
there is a moral here, don’t neglect it, or u be paying with the plastic debit/
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Old 23-11-2005, 08:12 AM   #5
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is that a true story
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Old 23-11-2005, 09:53 AM   #6
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the 1st part is...haha..gladly the rest isnt
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Old 23-11-2005, 01:14 PM   #7
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Nice lines.
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Old 23-11-2005, 01:27 PM   #8
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yeah good lines, i swear you gotta get me on them vibes
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Old 23-11-2005, 02:01 PM   #9
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is my sig not workin?? to everyone else
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Old 23-11-2005, 02:05 PM   #10
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Originally Posted By: Halo

Even adam eve f*cked up I guess we getting to a poor start//
Bush don't give a $$$$ about the ghetto but he adores mars//( 70 billion to nassa )
Why is it so the Evil touches so many more hearts//
The violence and Hate is unreal in some of these poor parts//
Countries going to wars of Grudges ,money And their diffrences//
People In a Hurry To get their Sh*T said And forgot wat listening is//
terrroist chargining into buildings taking life as they christnening kids//
F*ck the Police and the goverment I think the systems sh*t//



the last line..jus make me laff..tight drop
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Old 23-11-2005, 02:46 PM   #11
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Thanx I can see your Bape signature if thats what your on about.
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Old 23-11-2005, 05:49 PM   #12
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I've been here for days and still-explore-its-masses, clouds in the sky that spill-and-pour-with-ashes..i stumble and the ground of silt-and-orange-grasses breathing in the atmosphere thats filled-with-foreign-gasses/
The land that i trek across spins-and-cracks-with-quakes, and from the openings portrude grim-and-rationed-lakes,filled to the brim-with-massive-snakes that swim-n-splash-n-wake, exhaling vicious fumes that cause your skin-to-rash-n-flake/
But this beast is happy, for-it-is-not-alone.creatures with razor teeth tour-in-this-rotten-globe, with the right of way they fight n maim n torment-collosuel-foes where the ash has settled its like pourice-has-stopped-n-grown creating jungles,meadows,plains and forests-of-rock-n-stone/
and once i reached-the-forests-muds, i walked deep-and-toward-the-suds, and see movement from the puddle and saliva that leaped-from-foreign-tounges, and two small creatures that creep-from-bores-they-dug, with razor teath that glistened from a drink-of-morbid-blood/
and i see its prey in great-demolished-hoards,teeth marks in their face that looked like a blade-from-polished-swords,but their bodies lay stuck in some banks-theyd-fallen-forth,trapped in a black-jello substace like oil made-in-solid-form/
so this was a land of murder with no blatant-weapons-know, no peace was found in this forsaken-desperate-zone, a wasteland covered in shaved-n-sectioned-bones, that was nowhere near a planet, but more like satans-second-home/
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Old 23-11-2005, 06:27 PM   #13
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Leave me girl…..I don’t need you anymore

So you can stop knocking at my door

Cos all you ever were was a stupid little bore….

So leave me and let me be



Leave me girl…I got nicer girls that like me more

S you can leave now that’s for shore

Cos all you ever were was a stupid little hore….

So leave me and let me be



DELIGHT: Look girl, ya think ya all nikin it

But I can tell ya write now, no ones likin it

An ya keep thinking im gonna txt u bck

But it don’t look like im writin it

Why do ya like me, ya not even sexy, so don’t text me….get me!!

An I thought by now ya knew, but still ya just aint gotta clue

Just get it……. were througggh!!



GIRL: Cmon babe, why don’t ya wanna stay, were angels sent from above, and were both in love, why do ya want to leave, why? why? why?



DELIGHT: Its just that Im sick of you everywhere I go your always there

Im telling you I don’t care, so ya can go someone else to stare

You’ve even got ginger hair, ya Stupid $$$$$, if ya don’t leave me ill throw you in the $$$$in ditch, Oh!!.. what ya Gonna do now? Run to mummy and snitch

Please…please tell this guy – he keeps on bein so horrible

Well atleast im admirable, my friends tell me your not even likable

Anyway does it look like im even scared, I mean like I never evenreally cared

Me an you have never compared an how many bottles of lambrini have you ever shared?

None - ha an theres you thinking your da one

Whateva… so when you gonna realise we aint together

For a start right you aint even cool, An I aint got time for you I got a busy schedule

Your still doin GCSE’s in school, Stupid $$$$in fool

Oh an another thing – im sick of goin on my computer

An sayin ‘ahh! Not again ‘ its that $$$$$ tryna add me on msn’

When are you gonna get the fact – I don’t want you as my contact

Seriously – your just askin for another attack

That ill be dissin you again on my next track

Got that.. yeah $$$$$ in lyrical combat



GIRL: CRIES, if theres just one thing, one thing that I can do to turn this around, I will do it honest,

You were so happy when I give ya my first kiss, please, please it doesn’t have to be like this



Leave me girl – I don’t need you anymore

So please just stop knocking at my door

Cos all you ever were was a stupid little bore….

So just leave me and let me be



Leave me girl – I got nicer girls that like me more

So please you can leave now that’s for shore

Cos all you ever were was a stupid little hore….

So just leave me and let me be



DELIGHT: Know this girls really annoyed – shes gonna hit me like an asteroid

She really doesn’t like what I have said, Actually instead- to be honest she gonna be right ahead, Waitin outside my House until im in bed

Then shell break into my bedroom like a loon

Smack me in my face until it all goes red

Then proberbly strart tryna give me head

Uhh!! How desgusting – she is such a ming

So theres me just been battered, And yet, shes all over me like nothing ever mattered

So I gotta get this sorted,I had to phone the police and get her reported



POLICE: Cmon, you should come this way now please, into the car please!!

GIRL: No No No….. babe!! Don’t let them do this to me, stop them, stop them



DELIGHT:Finally shes with the police an I can get some peace

Alteast – now shes away, everythings o.k

I can go out with my mates and play and enjoy the rest of my day.

$$$$ it she was a stupid $$$$$ anyway. That’s all im gonna say
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Originally Posted By: LyRiCaL_SoLdIeR

I've been here for days and still-explore-its-masses, clouds in the sky that spill-and-pour-with-ashes..i stumble and the ground of silt-and-orange-grasses breathing in the atmosphere thats filled-with-foreign-gasses/
The land that i trek across spins-and-cracks-with-quakes, and from the openings portrude grim-and-rationed-lakes,filled to the brim-with-massive-snakes that swim-n-splash-n-wake, exhaling vicious fumes that cause your skin-to-rash-n-flake/
But this beast is happy, for-it-is-not-alone.creatures with razor teeth tour-in-this-rotten-globe, with the right of way they fight n maim n torment-collosuel-foes where the ash has settled its like pourice-has-stopped-n-grown creating jungles,meadows,plains and forests-of-rock-n-stone/
and once i reached-the-forests-muds, i walked deep-and-toward-the-suds, and see movement from the puddle and saliva that leaped-from-foreign-tounges, and two small creatures that creep-from-bores-they-dug, with razor teath that glistened from a drink-of-morbid-blood/
and i see its prey in great-demolished-hoards,teeth marks in their face that looked like a blade-from-polished-swords,but their bodies lay stuck in some banks-theyd-fallen-forth,trapped in a black-jello substace like oil made-in-solid-form/
so this was a land of murder with no blatant-weapons-know, no peace was found in this forsaken-desperate-zone, a wasteland covered in shaved-n-sectioned-bones, that was nowhere near a planet, but more like satans-second-home/


Different but Nicely done and an intresting piece from delight aswell.
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Old 25-11-2005, 08:33 PM   #15
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THIS IS MA NEW RAP, ITS CALLED PUMPIN N IT WILL BE OAN THE ALBUM


OH OH OH MONDAY
ME N LYNSAY WERE STILL GOIN OUT
TUESDAY, BA-DABA TUESDAY
A TOLD HER WE WERE OVER WITHOOT A DOUBT
YEAH YEAH NAW WEDNESDAY
PUMPING SEXY JENNA KELLY
THURSDAY
HAVIN A CHUG OER NICOLE RICHIE OAN THE TELLY

OH LIFE IT GREAT THE NOW
BUT YOOS MAY STILL WANT TAE ASK HOW

‘HOW YE SPLIT FAE YER BURD’??? - A JUST DID
‘ARE YE GAWN OOT WAE JENNA’??? - WHY DAE YE THINK A SHID
‘IR YE GAWNY BE THERE FIR JUNIOR’??? - IF ITS MINE OF COURSE
‘WIT DAE YE THINK A LYNSAY’? - $$$$ HER SHES A MIDDEN N THE SIZE O A HOARSE

PUMPIN PUMPIN GET THIS RIDE A PUMPIN

OH OH OH MONDAY
ME N LYNSAY WERE STILL GOIN OUT
TUESDAY, BA-DABA TUESDAY
A TOLD HER WE WERE OVER WITHOOT A DOUBT
YEAH YEAH NAW WEDNESDAY
PUMPING SEXY JENNA KELLY
THURDAY
HAVIN A CHUG OER NICOLE RICHIE OAN THE TELLY

PUMPIN PUMPIN GET THIS RIDE A PUMPIN

BEIN A STUD IN NULSON IS GRAND
N MA CURRENT SHAGS NO A SLAG SHE CIN COUNT HER RIDES IN ONE HAND

‘IS JENNA A SLUT’??? - SHES NO
‘WIT DIS SHE SHOUT WHEN GITTIN PUMPED‘???- GO BURGY $$$$IN GO
‘HAS SHE GIT A TIDY FUD’??? - OH AYE
‘IS IT A TIDY RIDE’??? - $$$$ AYE SHES SO AMAZIN YE SHID SEE HER PIE

PUMPIN PUMPIN GET THIS RIDE A PUMPIN

(CORUS X 2)
OH OH OH MONDAY
ME N LYNSAY WERE STILL GOIN OUT
TUESDAY, BA-DABA TUESDAY
A TOLD HER WE WERE OVER WITHOOT A DOUBT
YEAH YEAH NAW WEDNESDAY
PUMPING SEXY JENNA KELLY
THURDAY
HAVIN A CHUG OER NICOLE RICHIE OAN THE TELLY
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Fu*king Disgraceful......pls dont rhyme.
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Old 25-11-2005, 09:28 PM   #18
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How??? Ma Raps Ir Qwality, Am Famous For Ma Style N Ma Flow In Nulson/scotland/wales
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