Oxy*v*holy Smokes

oxy'

..i ain't inna no novel, just a quick ting.
no time...but time for quick deaths ...na mean..

..........anyways its wotever:

12-16 bars iv dropped {i think} short and sweet.
3 vote win
vote how u wish.
NUFF SAID.

wots that NOISE?? ssshh did you hear THAT
thats the sound of HOLY-BOY on the recivin end of a BRRRRAP
im sayin thank you for the CLAPs-after i expose you
as a lier-like UK grime youts walkin with GATS
you may have replicers-knifes-and BEN' UP CAPS
but that don't mean your badman-when its your dumbass SMOKIN your own CRACK
copy CATtin the ameriCANS-you ain't THEM
tryin to be in 50's-GAME-G-YOU NOT-& 2PACS DEAD
and so is BIGGIE-all is LEFT are THINGY and not even..JIGGYS.
oh and no more PUN the PIGGY..-so come on and be the new CELEBRITY
and get it TWISTted-everytime someone says your a crap MC-you must of MISSED IT.
a bit slow on the up take HUH-lets see if you can deep THROAT my lyriks with out CHOKing BRUH'
STRINGIN you up wit my Gs! and DOUBLE-D BRAS-now lets see you walk home
in your one TRAINER..
your a DANGER to YOURSELF-bein stuck in a WORLD-called "up in SMOKES"-turning on its axsis everytime i PROVOKE

oxy'

any1 seen the SMOKE man?? lol

holy_smokes

yeah he's here

i just been to Wolves for the weekend and i just got back in so...

...i'll drop some sick lyrics tomorrow because now is late

holy_smokes

your just a small timer ~ wack rhymer ~ slash shiner
fuk a pain in the ass i'll leave a fukkin pain in the vagina
my wordplay is so frosty you should ask tony the tiger
Smokeseniser ~ badder than Hitler slash nuclear vaporiser
Gebadiah son of the fields that blossom in spring times
OH SH1T! back to the battle oxy started with weak rhymes
that was just a mental relapse it happens to great minds
test mines ~ you just get pressed like the fruit off gr@pevines
and yeah i've got the juice like Bishop - i aint talkin a drink
your talking but think ~ i can make body go all limp in a blink
i'm Chink slash negro slash the illest muthafukkin rap supremo
we know ~ your lyrics are childplay and i don't mean a pedo
your rhymes are like garry glitter - that makes you 70's pop
this aint the seventies stop or i'll feed you seventy shots

oxy'

“	Originally Posted By: holy_smokes yeah he's here i just been to Wolves for the weekend and i just got back in so... ...i'll drop some sick lyrics tomorrow because now is late	”

ok kool no probs, i was just gettin a lil bored..

anyways good spit.
lets see those votes.
or if anyone wants to see anther round, say so!!

holy_smokes

i wanna see another round

oxy'

lol...ok
ill russel up sutin..

oxy'

okie dokie smokie

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while i was busy banging-i heard the downstairs doors bang
oh shi*-whos come home early-holy-smokes or your man?
i don't want your son to see me like this-that was'nt the plan
i get dressed quick-tripped-busted my lip-and burst the coke can
fizzy pop sprayin all around-i jumped back under the covers-and kept my head down.
just at that moment-the door swang open
it was holy-smokes-thru the duvet covers-i felt him poke
"mother whats goin on in here"??-he pull back the covers-thats when my face apperared
his face expression was weired-complexed-looked vex-and his eyes filled up with tears.
today was the day-he realize- he was'nt the only one
to be givin head to his mum..

holy_smokes

i'm the greatest don't get it twisted - chopped and screwed
i cook up a hella beef you could get chopped and stewed
jacked and schooled to reality oh sh1t there goes my sanity
pitter patter me you could lose your life in a horrific tradegy
chitter chatter your lips - slapper you'll get slapped for chips
tell or tattle to pigs - fuk battles gunshots will rattle your ribs
you won't have none spare but plenty of sauce to share
i don't give a fuk bout life cos i'm related to Anthony Blair
i swear ~ i deserve the chair ~ so be aware ~ tell your breh ~ i'm there
and about ~ guns out ~ letting them shout ~ like i'm in a dugout
World War three end of the game ~ smokes is heavy like cranes
fuk my loaded gun you should watch out for my loaded brain
oxy come and train with a killa ~ i am the winner ~ you're a beginner
follow Him or die painful ~ die you ungrateful ~ die a sinful sinner
your a rookie ~ childsplay like chucky ~ now i'm just taking the cookie
like the time you bet me that the library is another name for the bookies

oxy'

All Good..
Votes In Or One More Round?

holy_smokes

i'm up for it

oxy'

Ok Kool...
2 Mins Then

oxy'

you say i gave you a mental relapse-and it happens to the great MINDS
thanks for the compliment-now mentally DIE- from anther sick RYHME
all i need is two MINTUES-and this lil boy will be FINISHED
i'll make "rythms and beats"-usein ya "body" PARTS.
rip out your wind pipe-and play bongo on ya NUTS.
turn ya anal inside out-and make you PASS WIND.
blow up ya whole INSIDES-ya not "speackin" in TOUNGES -you speackin INSTESTINE>
>claimin power and control-like "isral" and PALAICSTINE.
im wearin you out-like "no name" JACKETS.
be aware of me-like an "unsuspected" PACKAGE.
why did i even bother with you -your like a "baby mamma"
you come with to much BAGGAGE.
yes i rep south LONDON-home of the BOMBS-suicides-come ALONG-if you want SOME>
>intense PAIN-put it this WAY>im a GRENADE-gettin "pulled" and "thrown' into ya SPACE>
>your SURFin IN-"choke" you till you turn into "a SMURFs FRIEND"
noone will save you -or-this site from losein its EDGE
think ya the mean "king" of these THREADS-"off wit his" HEAD...
a broken record got more rhythem-then wot ya REPPIN
this ain't no "4" subtract "2"-....HALF.......STEPPING.

holy_smokes

this is just a crazy freestyle about (hmmmm) i dont know
in between all this i'll diss you though and put up a show
i be spectacular every thing i throw aim for for the juggular
Holy moley will juice your body of blood like Dracula
mayor please tell this b1tch stop rapping that slayer cheese
grater cheese melt it on toast grill it under two hundred degrees
or more your just a meaty hore a fat slut flying through space
stab her in the sternum with a butter knife watch blood displace
i can pop your face nah i'm not a liar dont tell jokes like Rich Pryor
your a waste of space and waste of time the waste of forest fire
ashes to ashes - dust to dust - slick talk will get a knife in your bust
trust me i'm deadly like Deader Lee thats a Brucey bonus i'm infamous
look at me - look at us - look at you - what the fuk can you do shrimp
what have you got lil chimp ~ i'll have you walkin with a real wimp limp
fuk your pimp off - you don't need him - come work for me - don't work for free
after taxes ~ they'll be axes ~ if you aint got me my money ~ hate to be funny
but i ain't a joker and this ain't poker but i'll show you who the ace be
get at me on zero - double seven - six - one - three - fuk this actually
i dont give my digits to chimp midgets you better throw me your number
we can do business - i'll make you rich b1tch like Samantha Mumba

oxy'

ok smokie...all dun.
3 rounds.
votes in.

holy_smokes

...

I vote for myself

oxy'

where did my post go...
i said why u votin for your self...not fair.
but hey imma do the same ting then...so thier***stickin tounge out**

Halo

I actualy voted for smokes he def took this battle some sick lines aswell.

oxy'

oh well thats no surprise that you would vote smokes?
whats the problem, is it coz i iz a woman and a lezbo??
na im playin...all good.
so smokie..looks like u win, ur vote should count, but its wotever..