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Old 26-01-2006, 08:38 PM   #1
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question One Liners

Keep yaself bizzi while I sort sum Tournaments out
'Inspired by FlowTight' page 39
Rules: drop 1 line that rymes with the above 1!
ex: (1st prsn) wats ur name (2nd prsn) ma name is jermaine..
U Get Me...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~1ST LINE~~~~~~~~~~~
My flows so ugly you think it's your FACE
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Old 26-01-2006, 08:48 PM   #2
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that line was whack,FACE it, cos that was a DISGRACE
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Old 26-01-2006, 08:52 PM   #3
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Doesnt have to be aimed at the same person..lol

eveyone should sign me like g-unit did MASE
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Old 26-01-2006, 08:56 PM   #4
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put you in a daze,my lines will amaze, wats that knocking at ur door "ahhh $$$$ it a raid"
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Old 26-01-2006, 08:57 PM   #5
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Wats the use? I can go on for DAYS
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Old 26-01-2006, 10:34 PM   #6
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i should be paid for this $$$$, gimme a raise
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Old 26-01-2006, 10:48 PM   #7
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i owuld tear a brother with a single phrase
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Old 26-01-2006, 10:50 PM   #8
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you know how i love my steak....with a bourbon glaze
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Old 26-01-2006, 10:52 PM   #9
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sippin on sizzurp and gettin ready to blaze
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Old 26-01-2006, 10:56 PM   #10
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i amaze illiterates with essays based on the cia's ,

deception in producing faulty dossier's
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looking at your mum she's smelly ignorant fool an treats u like a tool
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Old 27-01-2006, 03:56 AM   #12
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My mum? What the $$$$ are you on. Get back in school
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But they kicked me out, said I was an arragont FOOL
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Old 27-01-2006, 09:35 AM   #14
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all of you rappers are just pu55y like ja rule
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ya $$$$$es are sand ,im the hiddden jewel?????
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Old 27-01-2006, 12:22 PM   #16
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Bow down to the king, I got an edict to rule
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Man your as small as a footstool, You fool you aint that cool
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Matter of fact? You'll probably drool, While drown you near the pool
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Also robbing many banks, I'm spilt with ranks so call me HANK
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