New battle rappers come test....

[Bob_the_rascal]

newbies and oldies come battle!

[DJ elio]

If I were a seamstress, I'd sew your mouth closed/
Bloody mess? I'd do it in my "going out" clothes/
I'm mowing over foes who thought they'd overthrow elio/
But my lyrical overflow got em' froze head to toe/
So, what you know about battlin' the master?/
You're awfully quiet, were you abused by your pastor?/
Congratulations, you win the award for "Wack Rap Battler"/
and a place in the Hall of Shame for pathetic white crackers/
Don't try to get esoteric on me bro/
You don't impress me with big words like "cerebral"/
Only feeble people fall for your speech yo/
I'm the dope original and you're the wack sequel/
straight foul, like pissin' without puttin' the seat up/
I'm stompin' on your mixtape while you're gettin' beat up/
Did someone turn the heat up? Too hot? Speak up/
Ya cream puff, you're nothin' but a f*ckin' crumb/
I got a "Straight Eye For The Queer Guy" - it's you Bobone!

[bubz]

Naw thats what im talkin about!

[real_deal_paji]

thts sum hektik rhymes
but im thinkin i listen 2 taht $$$$ all d times
wtf u reppin bout the queer guy ??
u trippin blud ?? gowan jus fly
get d $$$$ outta here... BYE-BYE
i heard that $$$$ spit from a 3 year old
ur rhymes been in hmv, done dusted sold

move over and listen 2 sumit knew
wanna kill ur self ?? u aint gotta clue
now u reppin $$$$ bout lucifer, wot d $$$$k ?
geeza giv up d job, it wont earn u a buck

so jus truz me now, here me now
go home, ur times ova, lets not havva row
n if u wanna carry on rhymin, re-rite d nex chapter
cus everyone else onna new level factor
ur rhymes dont stick geez
u know their flyin away inda breez

rememba my name, real deal aka notorious, my rhymes are gloroious... n if u dont reply 2 dis $$$$... il b victorious

[DJ elio]

I still can't believe you replied with that crap/
I'll bet you wanted to see what the f*ck I'd write back/
Victoria Adams wannabe, you got no decorum/
You'll probably steal my rhymes and use em' in another forum/
I'm still snorin'/
from the last rhymes you spit/
like takin' Tylenol PM with gin and tonic/
Checked your profile...real_deal_paji's a girl?/
either that, or you burried your twig n'nuts like a squirrel/
Do us a favor, stick to curling irons and straighteners/
if you got 34DD's I guarantee they ain't yours/
I taint your/
reputation with paint that's your own blood/
Don't try to run now, your foots' stuck in the mud/
"Notorious" for laborious ryhmes is what you are/
And as I said in a previous thread, "I'm always the winner by far"...

[real_deal_paji]

laughing my arse off what the $$$$ was that rep back ?
i heard bitter $$$$ come out of sum ones arse crack
liisten elio u lil $$$$$... GO HOME AND PACK
get the $$$$ out d country $$$$$
ur d $$$$$ arse girl in abercromie n fitch

steal ur rhymes ?? lol u make me larth
wot am i gunna do widdem ?
you rhymes smell like $$$$, u dont know a riddem

taint my rep wid my own blood ?
il rip ur head off, theyl b a flood
truuus mee, i aint a bird
ur fulla $$$$, aka turd
check my profile ? why ?
wanna c d face of d geeza thats gunna make u die
drag u thru d streets wid ur head up ur arse
$$$$ u man, u aint got noo class
inna previous thread, winner by far ?
your a hasbeen $$$$$, inna skoda car
wotch me fly by inda merc, or d beama
i got tina, rita, angelina, and reama

so hushup
and shutup
you lil $$$$up
whose probably stuckup
rich boy nicknamed buttercup
hooold up

cutta long story short
il giv u mah thort
my rhymes r sought

u onda ova hand...
is probly inna $$$$ boyband
so dont even stand

safe

[Bob_the_rascal]

elio man aint no point battlin paji, ouch seriously weak.

elio stick to battlin me, least i perform and have skill.

[real_deal_paji]

perform and hav skill ??
fuuck u $$$$$ bobby boy, u need sum beatz

[LyRiCaL_SoLdIeR]

LOL bob the rascal spits sum heavy chats acualy...

[Bob_the_rascal]

safe soldja

[Bob_the_rascal]

sum ukgarage lyrics

u don't wanna test, don't wanna clash me//
don't wanna see how green i get when i get angry//
rupture your voice, and chomp on your spleen//
when i grip mics i disturb the whole scene....

not used to writin ukg lyrics
critiscm welcome...

[Bob_the_rascal]

Originally posted by real_deal_paji
laughing my arse off what the $$$$ was that rep back ?
i heard bitter $$$$ come out of sum ones arse crack
liisten elio u lil $$$$$... GO HOME AND PACK
get the $$$$ out d country $$$$$
ur d $$$$$ arse girl in abercromie n fitch

steal ur rhymes ?? lol u make me larth
wot am i gunna do widdem ?
you rhymes smell like $$$$, u dont know a riddem

taint my rep wid my own blood ?
il rip ur head off, theyl b a flood
truuus mee, i aint a bird
ur fulla $$$$, aka turd
check my profile ? why ?
wanna c d face of d geeza thats gunna make u die
drag u thru d streets wid ur head up ur arse
$$$$ u man, u aint got noo class
inna previous thread, winner by far ?
your a hasbeen $$$$$, inna skoda car
wotch me fly by inda merc, or d beama
i got tina, rita, angelina, and reama

so hushup
and shutup
you lil $$$$up
whose probably stuckup
rich boy nicknamed buttercup
hooold up

cutta long story short
il giv u mah thort
my rhymes r sought

u onda ova hand...
is probly inna $$$$ boyband
so dont even stand

safe

wots the last bit about?

so hushup
and shutup
you lil $$$$up
whose probably stuckup
rich boy nicknamed buttercup
hooold up

my sister does actually rhyme better than that...........shes 7

[e.k.s]

i was wondering that also, it just seemed to crumble n fall, well it wasn't a very stable spit anyways...

[channi .e.]

lol go on lol

[channi .e.]

they both alright but i propa lyk elioz
heavy lyricz m8

[Bob_the_rascal]

yo this bob-one//
scorchin emcees like my name was sun//
splitting their larynx and their spleen for fun//
u know dat i spit like i fire from a gun//
numba 1, lyrically heavy//
try to deminish my talent, u get beaten n stung//
ride pon the riddim like i bang ur mum//

spun bak cos bob ones on attack//
unorfadox methods straight from the back//
i'll rip u apart cos of the talent u lack//
dem man can talk but u cant spit jack//
i'll box you like my name was mike//
beat u in an arena, in the street or a fist fight//
daywalker crawling thru the nite//
walking on hot coals givin u a fright//

big up london, big up the uk//
spit from the heart, never thro my pride away//
garlic bread! like peter kay//
lyrical tang, ill blow dem away..//
burnin emcees on the barbecue//
cash my giro then box u black and blue, boo!//
never gonna talk while i screw//
don't wanna test cos u know you got slew//

sum uk garage lyrics, havnt bin writin them 4 long, usually write uk hip hop so critiscm please safe safe

[channi .e.]

lol nar that gd!!! lol


try to deminish my talent, u get beaten n stung//
ride pon the riddim like i bang ur mum//

dis bit made me laugh lol

[Qualified]

terrible, i don't even make rhymes n i cud beat any of you

[Bob_the_rascal]

Originally posted by Qualified
terrible, i don't even make rhymes n i cud beat any of you

why do u hate on everything?

[Qualified]

Originally posted by Bob_the_rascal
why do u hate on everything?

do you want me to prove my point by beating you in a battle?

if somethings shyt im not gonna lie to you n say its sick, thats why people don't improve, because people to affraid to tell the truth