MSN BATTLE!!!

DJ Fusion

Yea, new idea. All true MCs who think they can clash freesyle on msn in a conversation with multiple people, come.
Add richardganpot@hotmail.com
Ill arrange some interesting clashes - could even post them up here.
Hope to see bare MCs, peace.

DJ Fusion

Battle 1 -
DJ Fusion vs Geenius

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
ayo $$$$$ my lyrical content wanks ova urs//
i got da riddam da rhymes and da voice to spit da lines//
nutting but messy nutting but grimey u nutting but a fake id//
u say u popped sumfin dats ur mums spots u say u had pusssy dat ur mums cat//
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
lol oi im battlin now blud
DJ Fusion says:
lol wid me?
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
u me
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
now
DJ Fusion says:
if u want ok
DJ Fusion says:
say you can spray but theres too much delay//
wanna battle me ill always say ok//
just dont understand that im a DJ//
but ur a fake ass phoney cant touch the lyrics i convey
DJ Fusion says:
lyrically i leave MCs in disarray//
in flash their mumsy getswisked away//
too much sorry $$$$$s wanna come and play//
but this ainta bright day so fool go away
DJ Fusion says:
this aint yo birthday day so dont get excited, dont get a boner//
wheres your crew or are you just a loner//
wanna find ur girl try and phone her//
or ask me coz im her new owner
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
safe
DJ Fusion says:
cmon
DJ Fusion says:
??
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
wot m8
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
ur copyin an pastin
DJ Fusion says:
WHAT
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
i got 3 other batls goin on
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
hold up
DJ Fusion says:
im copyin and pasting?
DJ Fusion says:
actually im a $$$$in freestyler and a fast typer
DJ Fusion says:
what u been smokin?
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
weed]
DJ Fusion says:
ah gd
DJ Fusion says:
anyway where u get that idea from
DJ Fusion says:
$$$$ it im not givin u more lyrics to cat m8
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
oi
DJ Fusion says:
ur sayin im cattin $$$$ when in freestylin
DJ Fusion says:
and if u think im copyin and pastin coz i can do line spaces
DJ Fusion says:
watch this
DJ Fusion says:
what
the
$$$$
u
on?
DJ Fusion says:
hold control and press enter
DJ Fusion says:
.....
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
oi u say ur a frestyla ur nutting but a copie and paster//ur fake like ur mums hair n tits when u get axxused u got skitz//sum1's tellin porkies ya mumma aint gunna be happy she'll grab ya arse an throw ya down and change ya nappie//
DJ Fusion says:
lol.... u really a mc?
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
rappa
DJ Fusion says:
say im a copy and paster//
well i say ur a time waster//
this is a lil rhyme, a taster//
of my abilities i really aint a faker
DJ Fusion says:
no but on a serious note
DJ Fusion says:
i dont copy and paste
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
oi ur mums a cheeky $$$$$ she needs a spank//
get her $$$$$ and give it a lil wank///
she gets pregnant and u got me to fank//

DJ Fusion says:
dont disagree with my ocabulary i put u to RIP,
DJ Fusion says:
ur mums $$$$$ got spread thats a guarantee
DJ Fusion says:
it was easy as ABC
DJ Fusion says:
get hotta like TNT
DJ Fusion says:
heat ur mums $$$$$ over 100 degrees
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
i was chattin to da bird dat sucked ya $$$$//
DJ Fusion says:
but that was ur mum i made her sick
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
she said deres nuffin to suck and u she didint get dat kick
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
u failed to make her horney cause u couldnt give her a $$$$$
DJ Fusion says:
she only likes $$$$$ she dont like $$$$
DJ Fusion says:
but i wonder how she had u, maybe a accident or a $$$$ went thru
DJ Fusion says:

Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
im da man who $$$$d ya mumma ur the kid the doctors said were mentaliy disabled out u popped and den u hit ur head on da table
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:

Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
eveb
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
even**
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
hahha gud cum back
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
ur 1 was heavi
DJ Fusion says:
one last lyric of this battle =
you sound just like a 10 yr old kid wen u rhyme//
ur lyrics are $$$$ and ur probably out of time//
you dont know about me or my partners in crime//
so i dont giv a $$$$ aobut you or your mind//
you dont make ne sense ne way, your just a lil kid and lil k,ids love to play
so now im gonna finish my $$$$ with $$$$ you like i $$$$ed ur mums clit
DJ Fusion says:
safe
DJ Fusion says:
mad rhyme scheme in dat 1....
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
yea yea
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
safe
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
wot ive got do 1 last 1?
DJ Fusion says:
ur choice i dun mind
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
iight
DJ Fusion says:
u not goin 2
DJ Fusion says:
its cool
DJ Fusion says:
dnt worry
DJ Fusion says:
ill post this battle on ukmusic.com now yea
DJ Fusion says:
safe
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
oi
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
$$$$$
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
im writtin 1
DJ Fusion says:
lol coolie to u m8
DJ Fusion says:
not no $$$$$
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
lol
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
safe yea
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
heavi battle
DJ Fusion says:
all gd allgd
DJ Fusion says:
ready for me 2 post it?
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
yea yea
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
who won
Son you smell that? What's that? I smell $$$$$. Is that you jim? I smell $$$$$. Is that you josh? says:
u?
DJ Fusion says:
ok doin it

Safe for ne feedback.

Exzes

Not exactly a new idea, me and a few people I know do this quite regularly if I'm at work or something, but it's funny to see the outcomes.

Can't say I enjoyed your chats, sorry, they came across as garage, and me no likey garage

DJ Fusion

Yep, im a garage man. Its cool, im not a top freestyler, im just a DJ, not even a MC.
Bit of fun really.

Exzes

Haha, don't worry, I've battled worse, for example:

I'm not Danny btw.

[09:27:55] Danny: type
[09:27:55] Danny: chat
[09:27:55] Danny: communicate
[09:27:55] Danny: or just read
[09:28:02] Danny: wanna battle
[09:28:14] Danny: ?
[09:28:18] You Wan't Y..: ah, why not
[09:28:18] Danny: 2 rounds each
[09:28:29] Danny: do u wanna go first?
[09:30:58] You Wan't Y..: in a move, unfamiliar and non systematic,
exzes drops back and lets off like an automatic, causing
static from the eratic tricks launching subliminal battle
chats from they attic, they don't really want it, they want
a hole in the head like they was jill dando, randy like a
bunny, raping rap music like mr versace, gianno,
fashionable rappers, lyrical rapist with no skills, i'll
make them do the funerla march while learning marine
drills, he shoots, he kills, you'll have to stick to
$$$$ing fran for the 'phat thrills'
[09:36:15] Danny: ok andy that was wack/ what website was it where you
found that?/ writing lots of long words in a battle never
wins against me/ you spend your spare time reading the
dictionary/ you should never really have expected to out
battle me/ i got a fettish for sicking my willy in the head
of jill d/ but thats just me/ i would dig her up and make
fran eat her dead $$$$$/ where do you come into this?. . .
[09:36:31] Danny: well that would be the first thing on ya christmas
wish list
[09:39:09] You Wan't Y..: outbattling you is like the us and uk versus
the republican guard, fronting like your gangsta clothing
gives you the perogative to come hard, double R's most
valuble $$$$$, dropping the hoodie and the baseball caps,
you could't lay me to sleep even if you laced your chats
with anthrax, i carry more health warning than cigarette
packs, it's just a shame that you're illitarate, your birth
never should of happened, that $$$$ is illigitimate
[09:41:50] Danny: hold on im on the phone
[09:48:13] You Wan't Y..: am back
[09:48:29] Danny: if my birth never happened you would never have had
the chance to battle a rap legend!/ andy something needs to
be said/ when i was young i came all in ya mum/coz me and
ya mum once had sex/ the condom split thats why u aint got
a birth certifiacte but a letter of apology from durex!/ so
carry on holding them health warnings/ the next should say
you lost a close battle now your mourning
[09:50:54] You Wan't Y..: i don't mourn, i simply celebrate that i
killed a rap 'great', you should stick to drinking vomit
cause to these chats you can't relate, can't debate, this
is like ali vs foreman, but with only one difference, i'm
battling myself, you're simply the doorman, making sure my
fight isn't crashed, cause you can't step into the ring,
like ring sting i bring tigther $$$$ than you've written,
heard, or seen a cat bring
[09:55:11] Danny: if i was the doorman/ i would have seen you leave
after the first round/ you cant keep up with diss's that i
bring/ what you stepped in was Frans bum ring/ lick her red
sore bum raw/ that's the only reason you rap for hoping one
day she will be ya groopie naked on ya floor/ now whos
looking after the door? i won this dont expect another
reply no more

Mattie__Dizzle

Yo.......... Who eva wanna clash frew msn chat 2 me mattie__dizzle@hotmail.co.uk
and ill tell u latest news on grime
Braaaaaaap

MikeTheGenius

Hehe. It is really fun to read the whole conversations going on here in this thread. I am neither a DJ nor MC, so I would just sit back and enjoy the conversation, rather then trying to say something.

mark8346

MSn suck google best.

r_double_b

i ent been on ere 4 ages...il clash on msn add me rob_pe4@hotmail.co.uk

kazoe

yh ill clash this will be my first time tho
so expect 2 win
kal09_rooney@hotmail.com