Mc Battle Thread.

ABU

MUSKK_2008

Lol I take it you found it again lol.
Klkll Safe Muskk

ABU

I Found It Homey..an My Bwoy R-dub Is Here Too

PHDRE

yo ill freestyle anyword u can, but make it betta, no chedda, like chedda bomb, when he dropped tha bomb on himself, leavin him less than me, see, im the next generation, juss add up the points, got it yet, nope, ya next will, cuz u dont got the skill of the next level<me, so like DRE, sick flow derive ME, chronically ill wit words, so upsurd, insane, ill membrane, like puffin of chronic O rings, so come sing along as i rip this bong, like cheech and chong, i got the sound resounded wit the same beat and melody, as a symphony, cant ya see, ill sick wit it nastee, crazy, unexplainable, like campbells, soup in a cup, what the fkcu? thats me...Now im out like BigPun, 1, ONE, UNO, YUNO, thats me..........tryna match me like IMTechs, u wont, unheard of...catch ma drift...all i need is the beat to bring ya pussies Heat...So drop the beat n im gone, like the roadrunner, no catchin up to me, see? unevitably im going pass u, like the next hit on an l, only prevel to the nexxt point..thats me...hit me up...call me IM DRE TECH

Cruel-T

“	Originally Posted By: delight_21 Will someone sign my guestbook, for a ratin, thanx!!	”

Delight_21, 8 Mile is the only reason you started battle rappin'
You think you'll get somewhere, spittin that $$$$? Aint gonna happen.
Thats like tryin to win a race with no legs, expecting to succeed
Believe me n1gga, your dreams will stay dreams if you step up to me
You'll die without having the ability to see the world for what it is
Its my kingdom, a charm around my neck, my place of Bizzzzz (buisness)

I give no warning, I instantly fire
Its like looking backwards and running straight into barbed-wire
You wouldn't see me comin', I'd float like a butterfly
You can't see me, to dodge me, before I lay down this lyrical bee sting
One time for feeling, two times the charm
The third time you're bleedin, someone sound off the alarm

Have my homies run into your house like the swat team
See and Believe, and plead for your right to breathe
With a barrel pointed to your chin, I say "Stand the $$$$ up"
Shook you to death with a "Tell anyone about this and you'll get shot-the $$$$ up."

Halo

Good t' see there's still some energy here , might drop something later.

PHDRE

OK so U can spit, u know the facts, stick to belistics, I dont need no rap crown or $$$$ to prove it, i am it n1gga, but c im white, now thats brown, u thinkin next level, top level with da crown, now dont frown little clown, cuz im back n im brown, u gonna stay down, i dont need paper, no greed, see, i already Beat cha, slapped ya, but i dont mean to harm, ill let u keep that charm, cuz im like a needle ina hay stac, stay stacked, outweighin all u bringin heat, understand yet, i am the HEAT...go take ur seat, im top notch, like Obama n Hill, i am the G spot, but rememba, ill let u keep ur dough fo sho
word
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im outy
catcha on da flip sin

PHDRE

Yes, it is good theres still some energy, si, please, por favor, so mr halo, who r u, ill bet any $$$$ ill beat cha in halo, u juss dont no, notta clue, like glue, now they tryna keep it hood, but u no wuss reallyyy good in da hood...volume 3 bay bay, hay in a needle, needle in a snack, im back up front, diamond crack rock blunt...

Cruel-T

“	Originally Posted By: PHDRE Yes, it is good theres still some energy, si, please, por favor, so mr halo, who r u, ill bet any $$$$ ill beat cha in halo, u juss dont no, notta clue, like glue, now they tryna keep it hood, but u no wuss reallyyy good in da hood...volume 3 bay bay, hay in a needle, needle in a snack, im back up front, diamond crack rock blunt...	”

PHDRE, n1gga, what makes you tick?
Is it the fact ya hoes left you because I've got a bigger $$$$?
I rep from the "So-Lo" - You should keep ya "skills" on the down-low
Think you's gangsta, n1gga? I'll cut ya down short like Frodo
That's a 'No-go'; What about you, ho? What's up wit' ya style?
You flow like yer a sixth grade crack head that hadn't smoked crack in awhile
Stop, rewind - turn away and retreat. I pack five pistols, turnin up the heat
Just met me in the lyrical form, my n1gga, stay off tha streets!
Fill you with more lead than a mechanical pencil
I could draw lines across ya chest like I was usin a stencil
Sharp eye, sniper ready - My mind is like a porsche in the serengheti
Open space to think, to develope the rhymes to crack this mic
Sit back and grab a snack n1gga, this might take all night
Your fine though, you don't do $$$$ as it is
Money' short on your behalf, I'm swimmin' in bills in my 96' Benz
I drop more tracks than flies at a zapper
I get street cred-swollen, you only own a 'professional clapper'
Don't feel bad, I was in your shoes before n1ggas knew my name
Except I wasn't a forum MC who thought he had game
I was a small-time hood $$$$$, spinnin' records at a local club
Then some guy popped up, shakin' my hand and smokin' a "dub"
This is the life I love to live, stay close to your CD player
I MIGHT shout out in the credits and show some love
For you, gave me inspiration and motivation to rip your own ass
But you never knew, when I'm through with this post, you'd degrade in class
Smashed and ripped to a lyrical mess-fast
You'd do better as a gay singer - go battle with Lance Bass

PHDRE

you reppin the so-lo?
maybe that's why you think so slow
you ain't got sh*t for flow
maybe i'll let you promo
but you'd give me a bad rap bein a homo
the f*ck you know about crack?
i be sippin cris in the back of the mayback
yeah i touched the stuff - for profit
never smoked it so i've stayed off it
how the f*ck you gonna hold five pistols
my mothaf*ckin gun take two hands to hold
you playin with child's toys
when i come through my istols guaranteed to bring tha noise
yeah you swimmin in singles in yo 96 benz
i'm steady gettin ass in the back of my e-class
got big balls they stay swollen
i knock down 10 mothaf*ckas like i'm bowlin
cruisin down the side streets rollin
b*tch you were neva in my shoes these forces are too big for you to fill
you be lookin retarded trippin over sh*t for real
pull your nose out the entertainment weekly mags
who gives a f*ck which singers are f*gs
far from gay, i got my fingers all up in yo girl's pink
lance bass does have one thing on you though, he's in-sync

Cruel-T

N1gga, you were finished before your first post..


Your $$$$ is empty, might as well become a ghost
Your intellect is the equivalent of Kevin Federline-gone east coast
That $$$$ is lame like Jim Carey, and full of more bull$$$$ than a rodeo
Remember this n1gga, I cripped more gangstas than polio
Speakin' of rememberin', your b1tch cant forget this d1ck
Once she saw my $$$$, deez nuts married her upper lip
You don't have enough dolla$ to feature me in a promo for your sub-par skill
I kill 10,000 singles faster than you can in an hour, I'm the king of the hill
You'll get to my level, sometime within the next six years or more
But even on my level, n1gga, you' still remain a whore
I got a car made of platinum n1gga, you couldnt even buy my head lights
I smile and my grill brightens the night like em' street lights
I got hood n1ggas posted up on every corner, knockin that powder n' green
24 hours - seven days like a drugstore, my street cred is obscene
They don't call me Cruel-T, "The Mac Stunna" for nothin lil' duuuuude
If I crank my system in my cutlass next to your ride, there be a big boooom
I'd knock your $$$$ out into space, like I was Mike Tyson in an astro suit
Before you joke on me, or post more 'battle lyrics' in this thread
I recommend spell-check, lil' buddy, and prayers next to your bed
Messin' with Big Nasty Pro, your fittin ta be violated
I'll put you through lyrical hell like I'm the Devil, leavin' you mentally annihilated

I'mma stop typin lyrics, like everyone else - you gotta pay to see my $$$$
I suggest you study every battle-rap website, I wont hate if you have to copy their spit

MZA

the last post that your replyin to was written by me on a friends computer (PHDRE) so i'll kick this sh*t off:

wait, hold up I don't know who to address
are you C*ck-T, "The Dic Succa", or Big Pasty Ho?
even if you got your name down, your styles a mess
i don't need to name celebrities, i'm a pro
you think it's cool to put every line in bold?
you either got down syndrome or ya 8 years old
why you runnin your mouth about the east
yeah i rep it, in fact we started this beast
if hiphop was a cake, my coast would be the yeast
speaking of yeast, let's get to where you diss my lad-ies
last time you tried to get a broads numba, all ya heard was "f*ck you pay me"
and if you got with one of my past girls, she ain't remember sh*t
cuz the only way you could have a chance is if you roofied that chick
last time i checked, you couldn't be gangsta with a hare-lip
yeah you king of your ant hill n*gga, i run everest
i'll stomp you ants out in my icy whites, i'm perilous
how you talkin about gettin money with corner pushin
let me introduce you to weight, n*gga, get it up - any questions?
it's not about dimes and nicks, see me when you understand pounds and keys
that's when you start gettin them cheez-its, "the big cheese"
but i probably shouldn't have opened my trap
you'll end up f*ckin around and gettin yo phone tapped
and if you ever get locked in them handcuffs
they wouldn't even have to ask ya to give ya man up
you be cryin, "why me, life ain't fair"
and tellin the judge, "yeah that's him, right there!"
if you "The Mac Stunna" then i'm "The Mack 10 Gunna"
find me in yo front lawn mowin, like a kid in the summa
and since you a lil slow, it won't be grass that i be cuttin down
speaking of grass, when it comes to bud you don't know nuttin clown
i stay blowin dubs of the finest green
smoke down to the roach and then leave the scene
i'm smokin outta pounds, you smokin out a half an O-Z
you be chiefin that bobby brown, i be puffin dat cal-i
speakin of my system, will the boom be yo speakers blowin
or my 4 15's beatin while i'm steady flowin
i quit readin your whack sh*t after "astro suit"
because the more bars i read the more you sound like a fruit
what's all the talk of my bed and you violating me?
f*ck i'm tired, i'ma peace out and go burn some tree

MUSKK_2008

Whos this MZA thinking his big??//
Boing off Cruel-T, pham, he could snap ya like a twig//
An' there ain't no fool here violating you//
Cause' every waste knows thats a dumb thing do//
Why would they waste their breathe on you?//
I know i did, but i got nuttin else better to do//
An' once i got into the flow, i started to take-off like a rocket//
Gettin' my fingers into a V shape, and putting each one, in an eye-socket//
Just like i got both ma fingers stuck up PHDRE's mums, yano what//
Yeah, that night i found some real dirty smut//

Cant be fuccked to write any more.. I swear I'm getting worse LOL

- Mu$K

Cruel-T

MZA, I do admit, you got some rhymes
But this is like Snoop Dogg bein' joked on by Patsy Cline
You cant touch the success I roll, not even on your best day
$$$$ a simple pound or kilo, I sling shipments of hay'
I got bored while readin' your post, you typed it kinda long..
So while sortin that $$$$ out, your mom was helpin' by suckin dis dong'
As soon as you cross into my hood', you in the dog pound
Like the pound, Every day and night, n1ggas like you get put down
I put $$$$ in bold, so slow n1ggas like you can match the rhyming words
I hope I don't talk too fast for ya, I'm also thinkin' up fifteen more verbs
I run like microsoft, always on duty
Tryna keep on the down-low while passin' that "tutti"
Headshots like a 16 year old Halo expert, I fire off in multiple directions
Your bound to get hit once or twice while I lyrically cut you in sections
MY coast invented hip hop, $$$$$, that's the dirty' dirty' EAST
Do your research and pack a few firearms before goin' against this beast
$$$$ your hood, I'd rob EVERY N1GGA that look' like they got money
Yo' block is soft like a cookie, mine is soo dangerous it aint even FUNNY
You couldn't walk yo' white ass up to tha store without gettin' shot
Sorry, I ain't racist n1gga, but the truth is what I GOT
and what you are not is Gangsta, you'd be crushed like a soda can
I'm like Alejandro Sosa to Scarface, you couldn't beat this even if you had a plan..

And ya homeboy MUSKK is right, I could snap ya like a bundle of sticks
Goin' against me? You' $$$$ed like Britney Spears surrounded by d1cks.


Now get this $$$$ outta here.

MZA

musk you right about you gettin worse
so go head and climb up in your hearse
i show up at your wake and jack yo mom's purse
cruel-t you gotta respect it
or i'll come after you when ya least expect it
jump out your birthday cake with my pistol grip pump
slaughter your whole click and leave ya wit two stumps
cuz how you gon grip a mic with no hands
and how you gon front hard without your fam
doesn't matter anyway cuz you too weak to hold the mic
and when your crew rolls up, you all on bikes
your "hood" is also known as sunny-side estates
when i come through, you gon see everything ain't all great
meet me at yo nearest cul-de-sac
bring your super soakers and i'll bring my mack
good luck robbin my n*ggas, if they got money and still in my hood
you can guarantee they packin heavy metal to protect their goods
even the n*gga spazzin in the alley smokin rocks
he strapped with a glock and a razor tucked in his sock
if my block's a cookie, we been in too much heat
hard as a rock and leave ya wit broken teeth
i get my weed delivered through the mail
and the last package i got broke my scale
i schooled ya both, even though it was two on one
double teamed, like me and PHDRE did wit cha mom


hahaha
oh yeah i'm from the east too, read what i wrote, i thought you were dissin

the east coast with your "k-fed gone east coast" line

Cruel-T

Nah n1gga, K-Fed can't handle the East. No diss on the location.

But ..


I counted to ten, and you're still infront of me
Only because you're on your knees, tryin to bribe me
Plead for your right, I mean the right to exist
I'll play artificial God and put your life in a twist
Like Kimbo Slice, I'm one of the biggest n1ggas to hit the streets
Yo' hood does resemble a burnt ass-cookie, my hood resists the heat
We are colder than the arctic, and twice as untouchable
This game is straight-forward and brutally honest, n1gga, not subliminal
You are short in experience, you' not even blessed with beginner's luck
N1gga, I can cough on a track and still make 5,000 bucks
Like soldiers, I'll step onto ya' block and shoot every n1gga down
Like a western quote, "There's no room for both of us in this town.."
I'm permanent like AIDS, I choke more fools than tuberculosis
You' sick-full of sh*t, theez n1ggas look at me and cant make a diagnosis
The diagnosis is "Murder", what I plan to do to you
I bet I could even pay yo' girl to shoot you and your crew
$600 and the biggest d*ck she' ever touched
When dis' sh*t met her mouth, she new she was f*cked
She looked up at me, and said "You and that b*tch n1gga surely aint' the same"
Now ya' sister, mother and girlfriend are pregnant, I'm the one to blame..
So after they told me, I dumped their country asses to the curb
said "Tell anyone about this, you b*tch hoes, "Please" will be your last word
Homie, You should sign 'accidental death' forms, this career is dark an " grime"
I'm the boss in this buisness, recognize, I sh*t on people like you all the time.

PHDRE

Yo T, u better start readin mo books,
stick to the facts cuz, else u gunna b left shook,
On sum real $$$$, I AM the beast of all the mf*ckin EASTs,
N i no u dont get it now, but its juss that u aint' smart enough,
U forgot EXACTLY what Pathagoras said, so u definately gon b left in my dust,
N u right about what u preach, I AM infront of u n*gga, I AM the teach,
If u 10, im infinitely, i dont even need to pull a trigga,
Ill juss hit the switch, make ur ass twitch, n its ALL OVA,
like I T said,"You got more $$$gots in your crew than Greek Mythology",
hes right, u still in the streets tyna beat it, but U WONT,
Now, ONCE AGAIN, read the books cuz, u aint $$$$ in reality,
Just steps below me in Mayan Astronomy,
A B C, 1 2 3.....i shuda juss wrote that n let u TRY to figure it out...U WONT.

PHDRE

U Living the past, don’t ask, I’m already past you,
I’m King, dominant, u writing is just like more boost for my turbo,
You too slow, cant beat me $$$$$,
I Dare you to pull the trigga, I got the advantage $$$$$,
ill straight matrix you fool,
Now, go read the facts, ill soon be back....

PHDRE

Cruel t
when u write sumthin back, think real hard cuz i dont like takin time out my day to $$$$ on u, so make it worthwhile please..thanks