Mc Battle Thread.

Dr_Grimsly

I've elevated,

Trow_Bow

This 'll be my intro...
I might not throw down my good $#!+ every time I spit.
But I can cuss bout the last bout, call it a hit.
I ain't here for fun, son...Im callin it practice.
Im here to point out the CUM stains on your matress.
You know how that gets...sticky and wet.
I'm gonna throw the rock in your next set..
You dealin with a ghetto vet,
Im holdin turbulance, and ever since my verbal sence
has turned my head against the best...
$$$$y Canadian Kid, just $$$$ the rest.
I wanna see what you all got to offer....
How you gonna beat me if I stuff you into a locker ?
Like I started off, Ill save my good stuff till the end.
I want some one to Battle against, I ain't lookin for no friend.
.............Thats the End

I-RoNiK

Yo trow, here i lay my cards on the table-
i appreciate ya spit but it sounds more like a fable!
bring on the hard stuff if you think that you able,
if you want my opinion, boy i think you unstable
yo gon stuff me in a locker? sh*t you off your rocker-
i'll have your head kicked more times then a ball used for soccer!
if you don't mind, i'll take you up on your offer
i'll give you a battle, an merk you good an proper...


safe

Tazer

Peoplez..please go n vote for my battle wit J-Kid...(Callin out J-kid..)

Thanx

Trow_Bow

I'm pretty sure I just heard that I-RONIK wanted to KICK me,
Thats his responce to my invite, So $$$git, why did you PIck me.
You used table, and fable.Then rhymed unable and able.
Then your next line said that I was unstable !!! ? !!!
I admit dawg, the soccer line was too sick,
But shouldn't you call it football, aint this U.K.MUS-IC.
I'd rather challenge a rapper, but I guess you'll have to do.
An amature yo thats for sure...but for a girl, I guess you're cool,
I hope Im not offending you, I'm sending you my stool.
And for your benifit dawg, I'll even send you to school.
Learn some challenging words, or even creative ones.
And don't be coming back at me rappin bout knifes and guns.
I wanna hear about how I_Ronik has the Chronic in his lungs.
P.S.
The Sick $#!+ Cums once you become a BOW hater,
You'll get off readin my rhymes Bi+c#, So C-U-F-N L8R...

I-RoNiK

What? man! you talkin out of yo ar$e crack-
why did I pick you?? I can't believe dat you ask dat!
you were beggin - i can picture you on yo knees-
"oh hell, let me touch you, I'M DES-PER-ATE PLEASE!"
and along with that, i think you're slightly confused-
i changed sex three times in you're verse- i think yo wires have fused
you don't make no sense *pause* no! not one little bit!
reading your lines is like being force fed with $$$$
dont patronise me, with what you think is your 'wit'
i'll have you know at school i scored a B in english lit!

well anyways, i think my work here is done-
i got you tied up to the chair now all i need is a gun..


safe

Sharpie

brapppppp!!! stil slewin den ironik?

I-RoNiK

i guess it looks dat way.. but i gotta thank trow, cuz basically i dont write $$$$ unless i got somethin 2 feed off of, so my work is a reflection of the person i battle.. thats how i see it anyway!

Trow_Bow

Props.... If I get that kinda responce outta just posting a couple times, then I'm gonna be sticking with this site... I've read some pretty sick lyrics up here, theres bound to be more. This $$$$ kicks, anyone else can go right ahead and Bring it....respect ain't comin' less you Bring it...I_RONIK brought it.

My question :Anybody wanna battle ?---> " Of course ".
Don't piss me off too much, you'll get bucked off yer horse.
And then; with much sadness, and great remorse...
Lyrically abuse you, using the force.

P.S. ---- I'm new here.... And ain't gonna be dissin anyone for real, and want critisizm as long as it's honest... I_RONIK... feeding off of someone elses flow brings out the creative $$$$... let that be a lesson to anyone that hasn't learnt that yet.. Peace

Dr_Grimsly

From 'A to Z' I Flow like G.I Joe and cutt your TOES OFF
So I'll "DE-FEET" You with these simple words that strip your CLOTHES OFF

I WANT UR AVATAR

DustySkidz

If you don't know me by now, I doubt you'll ever know me,
I'll scream on your ass like your Dad, swinging swords like Shinobi,
Can you feel my force?, like Obi Wan Kenobi,
Can you feel my flow? If not, then you can blow me
I had a choice to make so I had think carefully,
At the end of deliberations, I decided to be an MC,
And I ain't gonna rhyme about putting a gun in your face,
That's the kind of $$$$ that I wanna replace
The rhymes that I kick are the thoughts in my head,
And the thoughts in my head, they ain't wanting you dead,
I tell the truth, I just tell it how I see it,
I don't talk bout bull$$$$, I just be it
Some people say that actions speak louder than words,
I kick at high decibels, so that $$$$ is absurd,
And they say don't count your chickens before they are hatched,
But I know I'll succeed, so don't give me all that
They try to hold me back like a Pit on a leash,
But you can't muzzle me, I'll bite back with these teeth,
I'll sink my teeth in their arm til they're lettin' me go,
Until I can get in a studio and get paid for a show
And a show is the key to deliver my message,
And the props that I get will come as a presage,
That one day you'll be bumping me, listening to my theories,
And sooner or the later the world will see my views clearly

Tazer

LMAO hey manz I can bite killer bees from wu tang too...but prefer not to

Trow_Bow

Did this Dustyskids kid get mollested after class ?
His rhymes cum "from his head". And some of them from his ass.
Why your lines rhyme with farts? Lines make my mind fall apart.
So who is this that holds you back like a dog on a leash ?
Even the smallest bite outta me, I'll $$$$in kick in all of your teeth.
I don't have time for not One bloody theory. Actually,
In fact, l BITE back and sarcastically - "give a $$$$,dearly".
You don't see clearly dawg you don't understand what your starting.
Expect something good to happen if the whole world all started farting ?

KA-POW from TROW BOW tha mutha $$$$in $$$$ o the day

DustySkidz

Where did I bite? I said 'Swinging swords like Shinobi' and 'I'll scream on your ass like your Dad.' Those maybe in a Wu-Tang tune, but the words I rhymed them with were mine. And besides, is there a law against me saying Shinobi swings swords (because he does) and saying I'll scream on your ass like your Dad? (because he probably does too) I don't think so. It would be biting if I copied a whole verse, or even a rhyme, but I didn't.

Trow_Bow

Why don't we all just Bring da Mutha $$$$in Ruckus and swing swords like Shinobi...Oh Baby I like it rawwwww..... OOOH BABY I LIKE IT RAAAAWWWWW. SHIMMY SHIMMY YALL SHIMMY YAM SHIMMY YAY, GIMME THE MIC SO I CAN TAKE IT AWAY.,,... WU-TANG Killa bees make me laugh. THANKS for the laugh. p.s. THIS AVATAR IS SICK. KA-POW

I-RoNiK

Hey TROW - what's your obsession with BAT MAN?
do idolize him coz all you are is a FAT MAN?

oh, excuse me, am i being rude?
it's not my fault you can't control yourself with food!

but that's just crude, hey im sorry, dude i didn't mean it-
go cut yourself a piece of meat but make it a lean bit

ok i'm all outta lines!

Dr_Grimsly

I rip Your tongues and leave it bloody, 'JACK THE RIPPER' Things your crazy
Like Patrick Swazey I'll get dancing you, 'CRACK THE MIRROR' And call you 'BRADY'
'BUNCH' Of LADYS! Grimsly brings the 'HEAT' And leaves you on the STREETS
Just like De Niro, Take out Al Pacino, Make you jump from SEATS
I'll cut your FEET and take your ankles, so you can't RUN YOUR MOUTH
And leave you dying with punches flying as the SUN GOES DOWN SOUTH
From 'dusk till dawn' i'll keep you pumpin while i jump-into your Minds
Rearrange Ya' scheming mind and make you change as you turn blind..
I'll make this Rhyme eat up your lines and swing my clubs for 'HOLES IN ONE'
So i'll be DONE by six O clock And get my glock to MAKE YOU RUN
My SOUL IS ONE, Superior to feeble minds that THINK LIKE NUNS
I'll Burn your sons and make them evil, Like the people that 'WATCH THE SUN'
I'll "CROSS" You out like playing games and "HANG" up like HANGMAN
And 'By The Power Of Christ' I'll turn this hiest into a BANGVAN

blaahh

Trow_Bow

Sometimes the rhymes get worse, worse, and worser.
I keep staring at the curser. What the $$$$ to say
In my next phrase, whatever Murks yer.Nobody moves, and nobody gets hurt.
You catchin what I'm throwin man, You're gonna get yourself Burnt.
Put your head in a microwave for ten minutes on high ?
I spy with my little eye....something that looks fried.
Someone post another "Reply" , I'm Ky-eyed.
I just woke the $$$$ up, and see.. my head is still tye-died.

HypNa

sickoooooo