Mc Battle Thread.

[SAVAGE]

but sum1 dat got rude 2 me lyk augustus

[SAVAGE]

j-kid cum lets clash

[DarkHorizon]

I finished off Savage, Horizon's comeback was cack
So perpare for verse 2 - "The Emporer Strikes Back"
DH's lyrics are weak, you dont want to tussle
I bet in the flesh your like Mr Muscle
All scrawny and weak, is that what your like?
Your battling on line cause you cant pick up a mic!!
And talking of copyrights, dont ever use my bars
Or i will hunt you and Savage down and send you off to Mars
Oh $$$$ look at me, im starting to rap like savage
No longer sounding any good, instead im Mr Average
Best get into gear, before this rap comes to an end
And put DH and Savage in their places before i click on send
Dont every try to battle me until you learn to rap
Everyone reading this can see you rhymes are crap
You picking words at random, just because they rhyme
In future look at what your saying, just take a little time
For now though i have to go, its time to make my dinner
The battles over, Horizons crying, Nero is the winner!!!!

Warm-up pr!ck….
…………………………
‘Light and blow’ this brehs wishes like ‘birthday candles’,
punches damage his ‘face’, till-the-point I bruise his ‘make-up’, got Nero scared like ‘abusive brake-ups’, cos my flow feels like your walking on glass without sandals.
your-wack, when you come to comprehend it you can face-that,
$$$$ ‘revenge’, my raps slay-back and this breh lacks the meaning of ‘pay-back’
so stay-back….. (think about it)
……….
Ayyio…noobs betta step back….and take breathes
………..I guess your circled in failure cos your verse stays-around-flaws, I’ll diagram your creativity…to show OpenMic the blueprint-of-your-downfalls,
crack your hits, and snap your wrists…watch this pr!ck come back to get sh!t-on-quick, Nero’s a homosexual he’s been seen trying to get-grips-on-d!cks….and he sp!ts gay so imma make him eat his words cos he’s known for ‘poppin off his mouth’ like he’s got a ‘clip-on-lips’…………(pu$$i)

The end….
I told ya’ll before im ‘hard to beat’ like ‘heart diseases’ cause I depart emcees cause I’ve left Nero ‘crawling’ like ‘linking park C.D’s’
Put Nero ‘down for the 10 count’ like ‘roman clocks’ this sh!ts over like emptied glocks.

[SAVAGE]

looool merrkkkeedd

[Jack_In_Da_Box]

So savage you got any standard bars reppin ya crew or ya J's.Ill bars horizon manz got murked. Oi wernt augustus and NERO litrally GAY romans i swear they used to fuk little kids

[SAVAGE]

loooooooooool yer man i got alrite barz i aint got fink im top by sayin"yer yer i got sik barz" but yer i rekon ma barz ar ayt

[SAVAGE]

oh $$$$ i sed dat wrong wat i meant was:

loooooooooool yer man i got alrite barz i aint GUNNA fink im top by sayin"yer yer i got sik barz" but yer i rekon ma barz ar ayt

[DarkHorizon]

So savage you got any standard bars reppin ya crew or ya J's.Ill bars horizon manz got murked. Oi wernt augustus and NERO litrally GAY romans i swear they used to fuk little kids

^ That is why i made the connections to 'romans in the verse'

[DarkHorizon]

You mens shud elevate...this is not a flow-ting...
its text battle...up ya vocab, metaphors, punches..eveything...
Leave ya nice-flowing-sounding stuff for audio....and start murking

[Jack_In_Da_Box]

But why would you portrai yourself as a gay roman?? seems a piece tejee if you ask me.

[SAVAGE]

yer

[SAVAGE]

oi i got sum sik barz 2 get dem bak but i wana do it wen der onlyn

[DarkHorizon]

Any1 feel free to post a verse against me
so I can mash it up. Thanks

[augustus]

you fuc-kin idiots, what more can i say?

[augustus]

i have to leave this thread, im gonna make a move,
cus u bunch a fu-ckin idiots just aint got a clue,
argue wiv fools is somethin i dont do,
cus people from distance dont know who's, who.

so DARKHORIZON, i know ya lyrics are shockin,
bend over, spread ya chicks an let SAVAGE put his co-ck in!
cus all that u boys are, is a gang of qu-eers,
when the dust from lyrical assault starts to clear,
all of ya lyrics JACK are long an borin,
damn bruv, im halfway through and im already snorin!
yeah look its got me catchin zzzz'ss,
have u taken ya tablets for that ADHD?

out of the three of u mugs, i cant decide who's the most retarded,
is it DARKHORIZON with his centre part-in?
help me out here peeps, cus i just dont know
who on jerry springer gets told "U GOTTA GO"!
but nah there all a bit special, in there own little way,
they can even write their own names on giro day!

im still tryin to ponder who's the worst,
but u fa-gs are so stoopid in the mean time i'll curse.
no need to rehearse, by the time this is over ya gonna need nightnurse.
im serious, u div's will catch a fever,
give ya coldsweats, i aint jokin either,
ya can't touch me boys, im the original geeza!

SAVAGE, u have been funny mate, u make me laugh,
but i think the site u need is www.stupid-retards!
cus wiv lyrics like that, "u can not be serious"?
im macenroe on yo ass an im gonns go delerious.
but straight up savage this sh-its got to stop,
im like a mafia don, that your to weak to pop.

darkhorizon is the king of copy and paste,
or he spits 3 lines then retreats with haste,
what about jack? well his flows are average,
about as exciting as a soggy ham sandwich,
or even better a tuna baguette,
his head is empty, the signs "rooms to let!"

ok, u got me stressed now but i got the tonic,
im'a blaze a joint with NERO AND I-RONIK,
an im'a leave deez 2, to finish da battle,
im'a kick back, an watch em slaughter the cattle.
one last thing, bout J-KID the fake,
im eatin pr-icks like u for breakfast an i sc$$$$ the plate!

whaa?!

[Jack_In_Da_Box]

Callin me average, fuk it took you that long to think of that pssss, thats a sh!t bar, and your contradicting yourself m8 your the only f@g in these endz

[Jack_In_Da_Box]

Think its time to put some f@ggot ball romans in there place!

Well i think you better slow down boyz your gettin pretty brave,
I think you should return to your "empire" go have bum sex with a slave.
And you thinkin your top dog and you thinkin you can boast.
But boyz your like the melted butter that i spread right on my toast.

So why it take you so long to think of such a sh!t bar,
The pressure is too great and its pushing you too far,
You see you got no respect your like the lyrical sleeze,
Just because your gettin murkd by jack and all these other MC's,
And you see that i despise you brair because your spreading STD's,
because your the Mc leppor swarming with aids and disease.

And ill leave you with a broken jaw, left with a popped out lip,
i told you not to test this brair i told you not to take a sip,
But now the tables set and all the sh!t has been laid,
You think your mums getting fat but the thing in her belly, i made!
So next time you have a gay erge and you need to expell your thrills,
do us ALL a favour go to your medicine cabinet and swallow a bottle of pills.

And i think its fu-kin disgusting and i think its fu-kin sick,
That all you do is bugger NERO, and enjoy to suck his pr!ck,
and WTF you call us gay but trust m8 we aint onit,
Only because NERO r@ped you, while bend over his car bonet,
So you see both you and NERO are hated and niether got no respect,
Because all your sh!tty cusses are bras, all they have is no effect.

[DustySkidz]

Yeah, nice drop man. He ain't gonna come back from that!! I like your style man

[augustus]

well done jack thats your best rhyme yet!
but it took u a long time to learn the alphabet,
now the battles on son, cus the stage is set,
so stop lookin at little kids on the internet,
im the bailiff of this sh-it and ive come to collect,
ya times up bruv cus ya match is met,

my last verse got rid of the $$$s u call friends
so i gotta give u props 4 stickin it to the end,
but now jack, i think its time u let go,
cus ure wonderin aimlessley like the littlest hobo
ive beat ya four times, the strains to starin to show,
plus uv changed ur style from fast to slow.

i remember jack, when u used to chat fast,
and it wernt even too far back in the past,
but now it seems, that uv copied my style,
cus u know it sounds better than sumfin off 8 mile,
a few threads back, i gave u an mc's guide,
its good to see u took note, and swallowed ya pride,
i bet at first it must have felt like ya insidez had died,
but ya see me spit bars an ya mezmorized.

[Jack_In_Da_Box]

Yer so what blud i changed my style from when we just first met.
But thats because i aint spittin in sound im writing it on the net.
But i can handle this clash on my own, i can handle it on my jack,
What happend to yourback up NERO he done run and turned his back
He coludnt handle the cusses and gunz so he fled back to rome,
He left you to fight on your J's and he left you to fight on your own.

And if your still standing there and you got anything left.
Then dont try to blast this brair because im like crystal meth.
I we all now your mum loves to suck c0ck, everybody knows,
Fuk i bet she could suck a golfball threw a graden hose.
Then i creep into your sisters room all sly and on the stealth,
wip out my d!ck open her mouth tell her it aint gonna suck itself.

And dont call me a nonce just because i left you in defeat,
your the only peedo round hear with child porn on his credit card reciept.
And you like lttle kids tight and you like them nice and fresh,
You even go to the local nursery and handpick them from the cresh,
And ive told you this a thousand times that your a loser of a gorm,
I heard you had gary glitter and M.J round to beat off over child porn.

So you still think your winning, blud face it i dissed you
you think your black but your soft and white like tissue
So came to your drum yer, found your dad made him beg or his life,
So i ripped out his teeth then stamped on his legs, then proceeded to have sex with his wife.
And he was in agony he screamed and called out for his son,
But where was augustus he was too busy, he was out on the net gettin bun.