Mc Battle Thread.

[green fingers]

@ baby kayy: go read a thesaurus and get some english literature studies under your belt, i don't battle the mentally or educationally impaired.

why don't you, go read a dictionary and learn some new words
you should observe my spits, and then learn how to drop a true verse
did you skip school or just fail h0e? you might aswell just quit now,
before i start charging peeps to watch me smack this b.itch down
i'll spark agression when my verse starts testing, nobodies backing you
treat you like your pimp, if you talk back i'll beat you til your black and blue
i've seen bathroom floors that cleaner than you, slu.t keep your legs shut
i'm sick of words with the unoriginal flavour, retort back and get a head butt
been drinking all night & could beat you with dyslexia and a speech impediment
come with them threats, whoever you know or have fu.cked is simply irelevant
haven't got the stamina, why don't you try make your bars go into double digits?
you think you can win this? you couldn't spit hot if you dropped tobasco sauce in this

[mcsmertz]

Your linguistic skills are literally atrocious
Where as mine offer something far more ferocious

Perhaps your fat, $bulimic or$even anorexic
Pick up the pen, try writing again,
Because I think you're also a dyslexic


Reading your work is like hell on earth
It Makes me wish you where smothered at birth.

Now I know it's not your fault that you are mentally Ill
But if only your mum had taken the abortion pill

It would have saved us all endless time
And resulted in one less victimless crime
And in case your wondering Which crimes trying to eacape
It would be me using the keyboard for lyrical $$$$

So if you think your better than me
Do us all a favour and slit your main veins at the artery
Dig the blade deep and bleed yourself dry
Take your time when you choose to die
Thinking you can rhyme is a horrible Mis-guide
Just go home follow my advice and please, commit suicide

[green fingers]

@Mc smertz - go to school more, arteries and veins are different body parts.
and there's not such thing as an "abortion pill", when you hit pubery, you'll learn this. there's an abortion/termination, and there's a morning after pill. personally a good kick in the stomach does the same job.

i love spitting when i'm drunk and stoned.

just so you know, veins and arteries are very different body parts kid
i drop this, you're gonna wish you packed it in before you even started
i'll cut you off at the jugular and leave this p.ussy gasping for air
this is personal beef with a spa.stic on heat, more than a rapping affair
throw a dozen punchlines, this punk won't even know where the beef starts
before you reply, re-think your style before you think you're on E.R.
if you're gonna go intelligent atleast read a book or do some research
cos every line i come with will smack you so hard that even your teeth hurt
the whole forum can watch me outclass you, bedazzle and overall prevail,
against an mc that's just lucky to be in the 1% of terminations that fail
you cant' just mention weight disorders without any explanation or meaning
every body come watch how the mad flow stoner gives a window licker a beating

[mcsmertz]

Now that rhyme$Wasn't even for you, it was to test the water
But I guess I'm Just another person who doesn't like you, like your son and your daughter$
Oh no, that's right your the one that cant have babies
Spent too much time smoking those Benz, and I don't mean mercedes
And now your d1ck won stand up for any slut or whore
And you just sit there crying acing like it's never happened before

Dr green you seem to know a lot about the anatomy
Perhaps your a vet and you work in a cattery
Must be a dream come true for a person like you
Surrounded by $$$$$ all day with nothing to do

$You told me to research so I looked at your family tree
Your mother was an Irish prostitute, your dad was regular number 23
You were given up at birth because nobody truly cared$
That's why you spent your life cold alone and scared
But because I feel sorry I'll help you find your mam
Best place to start would be central Amsterdam
Look for the whore with the lowest going rates
In fact finding your mum will be the biggest mystery since the murder of Jo Yates.$

[green fingers]

@ mc smertz

watch a master-at-work, i'm a ba.stard-that-hurts, lay down the example you kids can follow
coming again with the fabrications, i don't have kids i made sure your ma swallowed
bringing a whole stack of false accusation, why you bringing story tales to a battle-rap?
poverty child,you so broke you can't afford to pay attention let alone buy a starter-cap
i'll gauge out your mother's eye with a cork screw and stick my c0ck in & f.uck the socket,
just so she can see what a d!ck i am, when i've spat even a flinstone couldn't rock it
get Fritzl on this, lock the who.re in a basement, r.ape her with a spade deep-in-the-c.unt
you couldn't offend me with your darkest-sh!t, the weak-hearted start to weep-when-im-blunt
flash lights at this epileptic to start-a-fit, this where the beef-started, you should take-a-note:
i'm not that smart, but you are that dumb, an inbred looking f.uck who's probably r.aped-a-goat
swing-a-pipe at your family, feed your sister sleep-ing-pills and dump her at gary glitter's-house
bring-your-life to an end see, i can only keep-it-ill, no friendly fixture every contest is a bitter-bout
easy to knock this quit-ter-out, are you under educated or under age, bedroom covered in mickey-mouse
take-a-knife and slit-your-mouth for saying name, there's more hair on the floor than there is on your balls
nothing but a pre-pubescent f.aggot with c0ck-breath talking non-sense, you go down more than niagra falls
i've seen puddles that are deeper than your vocals, come back in 5 years a battle when your voice-breaks
i probably had this battle wrapped up by the 8th bar but i refuse to let up and ease off untill my points-made

[Baby Kayy]

@ green fingers..

You need to get your facts right,
Think before you speek, your obviously not that bright,
Your the type of guy who chats sh!t to cause a fight,
The type of guy to cheat on his wedding night.

I aint failed $$$$ im still in school,
Passing with flying A's $$$$$$ im not a fool!
Im not a P'ussy like you.. dont need to pack a tool,
These lyrics i spit are new yours are old school!

[green fingers]

@Baby Kayy
i've made my bars shorter for your young mind to take in, go to class more

I'm not Michael Jackson, I don't f.uck with little-kids
spit back back when you've grew into a bitter-b.itch
or maybe you'll hit puberty, turn emo & slit-your-wrists
a mic in y'hand is pointless, y'might aswell stick-to-d!cks
my spit-is-sick with quick wit, I'm gonna start to give tactics free
and try to teach this whack-b.itch-mc to be as pragmatic as me
I'm lethal, cold-and-barbed, my approach is no-holds-barred,
i'm dropping bars so hot I'll make your whole-flow-charred
sick enough to slaughter your whole family with a phone-card,
while you watch then make you bury them in your-own-yard
why am i battling this-slow-'tard? the game is up,time to-show-cards,
and your not lady gaga with a poker face,can tell your bluffing on instinct
f.uck a nurse at my own child-birth, show up late slap the kid, leave a hand-im-print
a bus ticket is probs what your whole styles-worth, it's why i'm the only man-in-this
and since when the f.uck did the alphabet decide to grow-wings?
i've heard of colours fly, fish swim and dirty hookers blow-things
but according to this dim-broad who claims she's not a nim-rod
A is a pilot, H was in the student riot with N, and Z is running in gym-socks
your chances are like kate moss on atkins diet, that means you got a slim-shot

[Blakkz32]

Ok so we all can agree wid da fact dat baby k is swag lol

[Baby Kayy]

good for you because i couldnt care less (y) and im ill atm so suck yourself (y)

[Blakkz32]

u wdnt kno ill if u gt $$$$d an was hiv positive

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Ure crap mann jus lock ure self in the room and strict ureself to only making rhymes while listining to french montana maybe his flow will rub of on u

[MC_blaze_yh]

wowh wowh now now this should be sorted in your lyrics get the clash back on and get votes in after 4 sets of 8 bars verses then other person stfu init

[Blakkz32]

shutup an clash me den

[MC Wando]

good for you because i couldnt care less (y) and im ill atm so suck yourself (y)

all you do is post on here,
you got no where oh dear,
when do you think you will elevate,
your not an mc that i rate,
but if we went out on a date,
im not invited ill crash the gate,
i make a path so i can go down,
you run in deep water so you drown,
your ill i laughed at that like a clown,
in your pic your not happy so you frown,
is it because your not a success,
your just a young child awww bless,
nah your a mess,
my bars you can not test,
when im older ill make it in the game,
in 20 years you'll still be the same,
some little girl profile pic and little girl kiss mark,
ill run this town and own this park,
i think your good thats sark,
asm.
your a retard like spasm,
ill shoot it over a grown up girls face like plasm,
come clash me you know who has 'em

[N104life]

@ green fingers

Green your nothing but a plain of paper/
am talking blank.so for a minute dnt think your a money maker/
your nothing but a fcken faker/softt $$$$$$ tlken bad
ill have my bars going threw your headpiece.and i aint talking watervapour
for a couple days you thought that i $$$$$$ed out and didnt reply/
well go and die. am not on this daily $$$$$$a55..and dnt ask me why?
but if you ask me why??its because ive got a life/
instead of acting hard on my computer i spit it face to face/
i dnt chat sh!it on dah comp and cnt even set pace/
but they will be a time where i leave u wit a wet-face/

a little one i haven been spitting for time

[green fingers]

@N104life

you're inferior, and rapping out of con-text against an mc-that's-quick to rip-cats
the only question left is who's on-next? not hard to see-i'm-sick so you should sit-back,
before you get knocked-down or f.ucked up from bars constructed tougher than con-crete
p!ssing lava to show i'm hot-clown, scared of the reality, hold y'ma's hand when walking on-streets
i'll rip-out your own veins to craft a noose and snuff your whole game plan with hot-spits
spit-doubt on your dumb claims, not gangster but these fingers touch more Ki's than a lock-smith
my ver-nac-ular will smash and harass when i rap-with-ya, but you fail to understand the terms-of-spit
no tough talking, it's called black-humour-kid, slaughter you with 32 from my mouth, no need to burn-a-clip
inflict damage to your capacity than that-tumour-did, gossip is on the rounds and guess what the-rumour-is
green is putting technical skill on the back-burn, killing with simplicity all i need is a beat n a mic-in-my-hand
to annihilate this whack-nerd, you need to man up and stop dropping sh!t bars and learn to fight-like-a-man

[N104life]

@ green fingers

rip cats psssh,more like mah rhymes r to hard u cant even hit-back/
ill leave u speachless make u sit back,one word outtah ur mout nd u`ll gettah b!!t-ch-slap/
ill have you laying down the pavement wid ur bruised eye and your ripped hat/
your rhymes will get eaten,and i aint talking bic mAc/
get served in dah middle of dah plate,yh i got my knife n fork/
telling me to fight like a man..pri!ck u cant even talk/
ill spit in your face b!!tch am talking a fat sahLIVAH/
ill have you crying in front of your freinds..your face will be looking hyper/

done i used to spit a lot of rhymes now i cnt be bothered

[MC Wando]

@green fingers

N104life long time no see,
$$$$ the haterz green fingers will never release a CD,
he cant compare to you or me,
just tear him apart making him scared and flee,
rocking the boat like bad man,
when i turned up you ran,
only coz your not bad fam,
ill bottle you on my cam,
i think your bars are $$$$,
they cant compare to the bars i spit,
i dont read your lyrics telepthic my bit,
i make your mum scream when i rub her cl!t.

[green fingers]

@ the f.aggots ^

these f.ags think theyre underground just because they travel by tube
wouldn't pass a joint or a mic, they'd rather somebody hands them the lube
you couldn't press a cd if you jumped on one with both in a fit-of-rage
stop lying, your rap virgins how the f.uck you say you used to spit-for-days?
these p.ussies are on par with Vanilla and my cold shoulders will bring the Ice
if the best laid plans can unwravel in a split-sec, i'm a man amongst mere mice
give y'a week to reply in battle, still get your sh.it-wrecked, my new name is side walk
cos im 'under feeted', i'm impeccable against dudes barely credible who can only hype talk

[Takeiteasy]

Your all clowns in brown so dont forget it fools this is the place for the old school so try to not druel

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my first ever rap lol what you think ??

[MC Wando]

@greenfingers

just get back to school because i see you aint been doing your homework,
first mistake you made is that im a songwriter not no song work,
i been spittin since you were young,
but i knew my lyrics sprung,
because my mates rated them,
and the girls well i dated them,
you see that you rhyme like you want to be better than everyone,
you try hating on my mate are you very dumb,
because if you dont think i been doing it for long then just look at this hefty sum,
i got a few buck yeah i get payed,
not just that yes i get layed,
you talking about virgin and i am not a rapper,
you dont even know so i say your mum must be a slapper,
or she wouldnt have put you on the wrong path,
in your knitted sweater,
and your pink scarf,
just run away before i start,
ok so you think its me and him against you,
just because both of us slew,
but its not because i dont rate you,
i just dont want people dissing what i do,
thats make people happy with my songs,
you just mc battle im gunna stick up for my ones,
the right people with the right minds,
the ones that spread joy in there lines,

Wando Lyrics



@takeiteasy
your all clowns in brown,
so dont forget it fools,
this is the place for the old school,
so try not to druel,

i think that druel is a bit weak,
maybe...
your all clowns in brown,
even when your in bluewater you drown,
so dont forget it fools,
only people that go on here are the old schools,
so make sure your signed before you become tools,

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