Mc Battle Thread.

[Ferbz]

LJT
who u talkin to hush ur mouth ljt i bet thats ur initials what a $$$$ name,
now listen, who spiten to, delet ur profile no one wants u in this game,
i bet ur a pussi3 i bet in a class room u frow somthin acroos da room and then pointd at ur mate and give then the blame,
your not gunna amount up to anything in life o what a shame,
im gunna get into u even if ur as small as sand,
come on take me on a battle met money i win, giv cash in hand,
im da best out of me and u so shut up no one is listen to you do u understand,
listen to ma pen when im spiten i got a underfeated poker hand,

blood yhu say yhur undefeated//
who eva yhu'v clashed they must have retreated//
kuz yhu wunt wiin uva wise yhu'd get deleted//
an im gonna win so lets get this clash heated//
blood yhur s h i t like fesise//
i swear iv got some mc disease//
kuz im so sick tha every mc fleas//
yeah so b4 we start yhu best retrieve//
kuz if not yhur gunna recieve//
tha biggest beat down of yhur life//
yhu'll end up dead lyk trife//
i dont need a knife//
to take mymans life//
anywaii ina bit im off//
kuz i merked yhu like a dragonoff//
an if yhu dont kno wah tha is its a gun//
so dont start kuz yhu'll get done//
anywaii ill leave yhu now yhu'r lukin stunned//

BLOOD SEND BACK IF YHU THINK THA YHU'R ON MAH LEVEL !!!

[Ferbz]

ha blaze here speakin,am going on doing defeting/
smashing kid dreams,not a usual game but i stoped breathin//
them bars are wack,ur a wastman,maybe a class clown/
am cummin on from bradfurd city,if ur a cloud is time to rain down//
u callin ur sen a cloud, are you high u must be/
nha now uv releasd me u crnt afford the skunk now put that pen down//
ull be a cloud when a smack u to hard smashin your dream u retard/
u aint clever u dnt have a B!tccch, she suckz like a leach? dats coz sheza fish//
dnt come back coz a cba finishing this/
go to bed boii let ya mummy giv ya ur goodnight kiss//

Yo blaze shut up yhu'r a joka//
ill leave yhu wiff no money like poka//
yeah im a sick don toka//
buh blaze ha he's a class 1 choker//
anywaii bak 2 me merkin yhu//
yhu'r a flop an so are yhu'r crew//
blood there's nuffink yhu can do//
so step back or get slewed//
an im stayyin owta tha trouble//
more tym for mah bredrin calls me im there on tha double//
ready to thro hooks like rubble//
buh uva than tha i stay humble//
technically i wont draw or tha stumble//
step to me blood yhu'll take a tumble//
yhur gettin air like wearin a sandal//
slowly fadein away like a candle//
an i dont saii yhur a snitch like randal//
goin on sik goin oon bad//
kum 2 mah endz yhu make meh mad//
yhu'r bars are 100 % humour//
blood that yhu'r sick narrh tha's jus a rumour//
ill leave yhu unwell like havin tumour//
so shut up an listen to the bass boom booma

[Ferbz]

Hoodzy yhu must be persperatin//
kuz yhu'r s h i t im tha leader an im navigatin//
mah bars like fishin mah hooks bein batin //
so now yhu'r like tha unlucky fish tha tasting//
these absolutly unbelievable amazin//
bars yhu dont kno wah to saii so now yhu'r hesitatin//
so styll im waitin//
4 tha kum bak from this s h i t mc//
badgyal or shud i saii wanna be//
yo yhu kno hu it is an i jus merked hoodzy//

No Personal Thing Jus Clash Ennih

[Hoodzy]

No personal thing? or just not Daring enough,
Fasten the seatbelt B*tch, your rides beginnin' to get rough,
And my lyrics unfold as i only start to begin,
Your waiting for my Cum-Back? Wipe it off your Dads Chin,
Your mind must be f*cked up? Your like a loose-Screw,
And below your a loose Screw, 'cus so many d*cks have been into You,
Now b*tch who's voice is earning a music Degree?
And the names displayed on billboards, Not Ferbz its Hoodzy.

[Ferbz]

i said nuffin personal and they were petty bars//
buh now im gonna put yhu on yhu'r arse//
yeah fink yhu'r a badgyal ill leave yhu seein stars//
im so sick owta this world like mars//
and to me yhu'r jus a tike//
so cya later get on yhu'r bike//
uva wise it'll be good nyt//
so styll wanna clash pick up tha mic//

haha yhu'r good mayn im pretty s h i t

[Hoodzy]

I would get on my bike, if you ain't stole it like a pikey,
Oi slag, hop on a d*ck and ride it like a Bikey,
Your posting on Wifey bars like you get 'nuff Man,
But your a lash-n-Dash, they r*ped and they Ran,
My hand clasped round the mic, like it would be round your Throat,
Now you'd wish you gon' back and Delete what you wrote,
Petty bars are all it takes to get you fully Shaken,
You've now provoked me, So the beast has now Waken.

[Ferbz]

go on lyk i get bare $$$$ okaii//
listen shut up and kum bak anuva daii//
on yhu'r wifey bars its lyk yhu lost yhu'r man//
haha i dont blame him got summat an ran//
yeah eva heard of use an abuse//
bet yhu have tha aint old news//
who's gunna win ill give yhu some clue's//
step to me yhu'll be left wiff more than a bruise//
listen i was jus friendly clashin//
buh yhu took it all serious an started mashin//
yhu'r probly some slag in town centre flashin//
yeah yhu are pretty good kinda//
buh ill send yhu so high in tha sky tha yhu wont kum down an yhur friends wont find ya//
actually man carnt chat to me//
upgrade get skeng daddi bars an get bak 2 me//

[Hoodzy]

Never get me me mixed up, Twisted like i was your Mum,
You came out HIV Positive, So try make an Equal Sum,
Haha? Lost a man, B*tch look at the date of the post,
I'm a f*ckin' female version of a p*mp, i don't mean to Boast,
Roasted on the spot, b*tch do a favour pull your trousers up,
Chlamydia positive, when you f*ckin' pee'd in a cup,
You got Hepatitis spread around your mouth, it hurts when you swallow,
'Cus your a mindless b*tch, your head is empty, Hollow,
Cranky b*tch, Ferbz? Didn't you know Furbies are an old toy?
90's sh*t, oh yeah but b*tch you are a Spare-Time-Joy,
Tossed aside, dust settled in the Attic,
Now my flow won't stop, sprayin' like a Semi-Automatic,
Now your replying to my bars, like you impact me,
Go back to your dark corner, and pick your Acne.

[Ferbz]

haha yhu dont like me do yhu//
blood im an mc guru//
yhu eva heard tha sayyin there's no blak in tha union jak so f u k off an dont kum bak//
yhu got no money so yhu jak//
and yhu'r sayyin IVE got acne//
narh tha aint me //
yhu'r jus sum evolved monkey//
and yhu'r mom, shes probly a junkie //
an as 4 tha HIV //
yhu'r family brought it into tha f u k i n country//
my parents pay for yhu through taxes//
thas tha only reason yhu kan afford them airmax's//
ha we shud be chasin yhu with axes//
so go bak 2 africa or where eva yhu come from //
ooh an dont 4get yhu'r s m a k h e a d mom //
btw yhu'r borin me now so this will be my last post //
and btw IM WHITE and WILL boast//

i cant be arsed 2 reply no more yhu'r borin me so innah bih

[Ferbz]

haha yhu dont like me do yhu//
blood im an mc guru//
yhu eva heard tha sayyin there's no blak in tha union jak so f u k off an dont kum bak//
yhu got no money so yhu jak//
and yhu'r sayyin IVE got acne//
narh tha aint me //
yhu'r jus sum evolved monkey//
and yhu'r mom, shes probly a junkie //
an as 4 tha HIV //
yhu'r family brought it into tha f u k i n country//
my parents pay for yhu through taxes//
thas tha only reason yhu kan afford them airmax's//
ha we shud be chasin yhu with axes//
so go bak 2 africa or where eva yhu come from //
ooh an dont 4get yhu'r s m a k h e a d mom //
btw yhu'r borin me now so this will be my last post //
and btw IM WHITE and WILL boast//

i cant be arsed 2 reply no more yhu'r borin me and in all yhu'r lyrics yhu describe a completely different person to me so innah bih

[Hoodzy]

LOOOOOOOOL I BEG YOU COME OFF DEM RACIST CHATS.
I ain't even black you derkhead get some confirmed facts before you start talking like you know me.
I'm sorry your gettin bre shaky in my lyrics yeahh about i describe a completly different person, DO I STALK YOU TO KNOW YOUR EVERY MOVES??
Narhh allow them flexes i beg you come off this website, some next wasted anyperson, i ain't gonna reply to that poor attempt of "Lyrics".
And oi B*tch i agree with you, YOUR LYRICS ARE S H I T.
My Dads white, i work, my mum works, my dad works, my sisters works,
Some next girl telling me stuff about me.
Oi jezzy, i'm sorry i've offended you, and i've baited you out, fckin' whore straighttttt up. i beg you come off these flexes, never post a reply on this site again.
And your also talking like you get bre man, i bet your some $$$$ed up white any-$$$$ that gets fcked by man on the daily. you $$$$in' introduced herpes to the $$$$in' world you dirty sketttt. Your the one coming on here tryna bring attitude, offering to clash any gyal or man. like you probably go around offering to bash any man.
i beg you go to brighton sea and get some fresh sea-water to feed your Crabs. jheeeeeeeeeeez $$$$$ SNM.

[Hoodzy]

ACTAULLY $$$$ THT. Ama drop some bars.

Your tongue got 'c*cked-back' what's holdin' your fire?
'Cus b*tch i'm knockin' you back down when your Tryna climb Higher,
Grazed knees - Grazed palms, All 4's Face gone,
Wipe the white from your lips, Get your AIDS Withdrawn,
Walkin' with a stumble on your way to the next Man,
Analled differently, Faster than Usain Bolt Ran,
Left in the bin, them dirty sh*t smelling of Fish,
Introduce you to some Pantene - Reach for the soap-dish,
Scrub yourself Skank, don't stop until your Clean,
Don't forget to wash The sh*t, from your inbetween,
Stop talking dirty f*ck, Your p*mp Daddy's calling,
Another 5 men turn up, leave you f*cked up and Bawlin',
Tossed aside, like a used jimmy, i see you on my Estate Floor,
You chose this life, no one else made you a whore,
Don't bother replyin' - Fake internet 'Gee'
Give N10 your number, he wouldn't mind Head for 50p.

[Ferbz]

haha yhu see em on yhu'r estate floor tha's kuz yhu'r a sket//
yhu'r callin me a whore buh yhu'll do anythin to get wet//
no need for pay givin free i bet//
yeah kuz this gyals a slag//
got a $$$$$ like an asda bag//
shag 4 a $$$ //
nah yhu'r a sket//
24/7 lukin 2 get wet//
fake internet gee//
nah tha aint me//
yano wen i saw yhur pic i fought is tha a he or a she //
an i dno how yhu'r sayyin i go on lyk i get bare man//
kuz it really sounds lyk i stik wiff 1 which i doubt yhu can//
an yhu'r fone tha's lyk 5 years old//
2 take pic wiff tha yhu gotta be bold//
i had tha tym ago //
buh now i got tha sony erricson satio//

HAHA jus goes 2 prove yhu'r some sket tha lives in sum trampy area in a trampy counsil house

[Hoodzy]

Dwell in the past - The future will never accept you,
The pictures old - You've got nerves if you do,
Post a picture of yourself up at all,
People on speed dial - Turn up at your Door,
Run $$$$$, your boring, Repeating the Same sh*t bars,
Why you typing on the computer while Getting f*cked in the *rse,
About scum? $$$$$ you can't even afford it,
Your whole Refugee-Family on the corner, - Burn my lyrics to a Raw Disk,
You admire my flow, admire what i write,
You ain't got one man, Greasy $$$$$, your sh*te,
Now your saying the same things i do 'Your a slag',
I'm not the one that goes to their dad for a quick Sh*g,
Teen mum, your baby has down syndrome,
'Cus your too busy caring about the newest ring-tone,
I've ended you on the spot once, and now your asking Again,
I know your mumbling in your head now 'Please i'm on the mend'

[Hoodzy]

Also your obviously an illterate sh*t, and an unedcated t*t.
Read Pride & Prejudice, failing GCSE's whore. Slapped up by your own dad.
Jheez $$$$$, about it prooves i live in trampy areas,
The flat is ours, and Estates can be owned by Rich Merchants.
Learn something? Go to school 'kid'.

[Ferbz]

HaHa yhu'r makin me laff//
listen monkeygyal go have a bath//
yhu'r sum gyal tha kums on sik over tha internet//
buh in real life yhu'r an ape tha's been caught in a net//
an put in tha zoo //
yhu fink yhu'r bad buh every1else is laffin at yhu//
so if yhu shut wif yhu'r pathetic bars //
an get yhur head from owta yhu'r arse //
ill give yhu a bannana //
listen stop makin drama //
i bet just kuz yhu'r blak yhu voted obama //
cya later yhu little imagrint//
kan yhu guess where yhu'r goin ill give yhu a hint //
bak to yhu'r own fukin country //
an yhu'r takin ttha HIV//
yeah i kno yhu'r sista works she's a star //
i seen her in them starvin african adverts how kum yhu neva are //
so tell her to stop beggin for our money //
and go back home wiff yhu'r s m a k h e a d mummy

[Ferbz]

well yhu'r callin me alliterate wen im gettin a's and b's lyk i sed everytym yhu try to insult me yhu'r onabowt sum next person an i told yhu yhu live in some traampy place man the FLAT is yhu'rs oooh yhu must be sooo proud

[Hoodzy]

Yet Again you illiterate fool im not Black,
Re-track $$$$$ take a Step Back before you step in the Rat-Rap,
Funny how you go silent on the other post when i ask Questions,
Now listen carefully random-whore, Imma make some Suggestions,
First step, Ask a moderator to delete your Account,
Next thing make your sign official 'Give-Head Discount',
Place it next to the red light Corner, and wait for someone,
And when you get r*ped, show the people how Scum-Run,
Buy some Nike-Darts, sprint with your clothes half on,
They're laughing at you, not with you - Now wheres your laugh Gone?
Go back to square one, you said you we're sh*t before you still are,
You set your self up, Ha-Ha your a simple 'Par',
Man, Dry lyrics, your lips must be Dry, buy Vaseline,
Your sitting in real life now, reading my lyrics 'Thas-A-Mean'
Little piggy, go back to your pudding bowl,
We've seen your sh*t lyrics enough times, to know thats how a Hoe Rolls.

[Ferbz]

yhu'r lyrics make no sense //
haha luk yhu'r gettin all tense //
wipe tha spunk from yhu'r mouth//
why dont yhu try affordin a house //
yhu sound like a broken record//
an yhu really are makin me bored //
yhur sum little HALF blak he she //
so dont try step to me//
kuz rememba this aint real //
if it was id give yhu scars that'd neva heal //
yhu'r sum wak mc//
an if it was real life yhu'd get kained wetha yhu a he or a she //
kuz i cant really work it owt yhu luk lyk a boii//
yhu spit lyk a toy//
yhu saii yhu a gyal //
an yhu'r lyrics jus bail//
buh on yhu'r profile it says yhu'r a male //
so yhu'r mom must be a smak head to give birth //
to summat she cant wait to put bak in tha earth //
DDUUTTYY

[Hoodzy]

Not even half Black - Go back to school,
Tryna' reach for me - You can't im the Crown Jewels,
Why ain't you given up yet, no wonder your bored,
You lost the first time, striked you like a sword,
I beg you get off your knees your a disgrace to Females,
Your calling me a He? Your families the next Generation of She-Males,
Inbred sh*t, born with 6toes, inner family thing,
Hermaphrodite, Lady GaGa, Ha-Ha your brother Gave you your Wedding Ring,
8 lines already and you want 4 Bars more?
Sket, like you 4-line ups for some Draw,
Crack Addict, snort coke, f*cked over Day and night,
Messy hair, Acne, red nose not a pretty Sight,
Arrange a meeting with the Doctors, Plastic Surgeons in Need,
Hallucinating, thinking you can beat me? Stay off the Weed,
And like the drugs, cause a harmful Effect, you start to Devour,
Reading my bars, cut your time short, Minutes Ticking-Every-Hour.