Mc Battle Thread.

[I-RoNiK]

did you attend pre-school? did you attend high-school?
learnin to rhyme is like riding a bicycle-
did you ever learn to ride? coz ya can't combine
any 2 given words and make them rhyme-
so you're 21,how long have you been at this?-
did nobody mention that at first you have to practice?-
tryna take on the best before you've taken on the worst-
others tried the same - ended up in the back of a hearse.

[delight_21]

arite calm down, calm down
we only just gettin down
im not quite sure what all that was about
our battles have only just started on tha first bout
an that was only just givin ya trial, only givin ya a sample
so you say your the best, im not seein no contest
if ya wanna battle like your on top
then watch the barz that ill drop
things will soon start gettin pretty dangerous
watch ya fail as i get outrageous

[Karnage]

lol!! yea u merked me. I never mc so dis was a 1st. I'll leave da rap sh*t 2 Riddler and Tazer den!!!

[delight_21]

Yo!! Welcome to tha rap sport!
If your battlin me on tha court
Then im gonna leave you distraught
like you done somin wrong, an your bein held in caught
Certainly, In this game i dont play easy
dont cheat, thats just too damn cheeky
my barz can get a bit freaky
an theyll scare you away till you only come back monthly
trust me, no ones above me, they just try to reach me
an when they get so far...eventually
they realise my levels to much difficulty
so when you think your merkin me, you aint hertin me

[j-kid1]

^^^ r those ur bars to me and if so do i comebk ??

[delight_21]

Yeah..Give it ya best!!

[j-kid1]

ight

[j-kid1]

blad sport,court, bredren that is just simple vocab
best mc in this forum blad u dnt hold-dat//
i've seen ur bars and boi they just horrendous
but ask anyone they done kno mines stupendous//
and dun get it twisted coz i neva cheat bars
and dnt act like ur raw on the street star//
bcoz a bang to ur boat will have it deflate-kid
ur famz wont b thur but my manz can have u cremated//
and u aint dificult ur easy like beddin a hoe
and no clash on a set for u ima be dreadin ur flow//

[delight_21]

Where have you been
Ive been missin ya up on this scene
Your lyrics were mean, but they just didnt gleam
why dont you try battlin with tha rest of your team
an ill still kick your ass it seems
im not just here to diss!! also to keep tha fans keen
an show em somthin that they never seen
hold on!! maybe i should be takin things easier, this $$$$ aint clean
an your proberbly still only a teen
its just that your so funny like mr been

[j-kid1]

yh ur quite gud blad

[j-kid1]

blad the only place i bin....is ur gurls bedroom
and blad...she sucks $$$$ like a vacumn//
and blad evryman knows i get dark wid sixteens
and i got shanks so i also rip-spleens//
and dnt beg a war ting coz u got a $$$$-team
and i hurd u eat the pum wid whip-cream//
nah come on star thats indecent
i'll leave u burnt in a park frm hyde park to regent//
and im 13 so the elder gettin merked by the teen
and ask ur $$$$ i keep my $$$$ clean//

[delight_21]

so theres 10 lines each
lets try 20 instead, an teach
cos im an eski, dont test me
are you so sure that you can reach
if you do, then show us your status
dont put it passed us!!
shall i continue, or should i stop gettin to you
i aint stopin here, tha merkin still aint clear
im no where near, cos you aint showin fear
you aint gettin me stoppin, ill just keep droppin
until i get so abusive, you wish ya never joined this

[delight_21]

thanx!!

[j-kid1]

ight nice bars blad

blad i'll get brainz off ur frigid gurl im irresistable
u can bring ur manz on me but i'll jus rip-em-all//
they'll need heavy medication...paracetemol
bring ur crew but blad i'll beat-em-all//
becoz evryman knows im lyrically fantastic
and u get air like kites ur a man-spastic//
and wen evr i spit ask anyone i rip-up-the-track
wen u go rave u draw bois and say ill strip-in-da-back

[delight_21]

so this boy thinks hes a heavy weight spitter
no, no, his bars are just as borin as pickin up litter
there to dry, do you actually try
your lyrically fantastic, more like drastic
theres no way you could match-my-$$$$
you aint merkin a little bit
in skool, did you learn english
or did you just quit an finish
cos your vocabulary,
is a joke to tha popularity

[j-kid1]

blad round my endz is o'really-gritty
so sekkle unless u wana b the next patient in holby-city//
u can have ur arms neck n back snapped kwiker than mc'vities
and dnt talk bout u got a strap-for-hire
coz once u $$$$ it bk watch the fake $$$$ back-fire//
i'll make ur crew bleed enuf to fill the nation wid red tizer
and plz dnt run up ur mouth either//
coz i can go mad and cut ur car wires
car crash!!!! all u'll see is the rollin tire//
and u aint kanye so u wont b spittin through the wire
and ur swag bars r more than drastic...boi they dyer//

[delight_21]

You can bring on your lyrical weapon
But i still aint seein nothin happen
I got 50 barz, that hit like 50 metal barz
strike ya in the face until ya start losin pace
make ya go all red until ya cant go ahead
oops!! didnt i warn you
my raps can get a little leathel
they wont just beat you, theyll beat you all
battle me with all you can
all your clan, or your number 1 fan
you cant do $$$$ man
even with your team, my raps are extreme
oops!! am i makin ya mean
its cool, delite rule, im just makin you look a fool

[j-kid1]

ight ur gud but i'm still thinkin i can beat u lol

yh blad
put the strap to ur face and $$$$ back nah bun-dat
u wanted to prove u betta than me in dis clash but u aint dun-dat//
u've only blown up my name and given me more-fanz
so now im on road wid even more-manz//
now more manz...to roll and bore-manz
they give hooks like tyson so u kno they'll floor-manz//
if u run ur gums then they'll rip out jawz-man//
and u dnt wanna see dem release da pitbulls
ur motto... y lick lollies wen u can lick-balls//
i jus shank dem and watch the p.r.i.c.k.-fall
u can merk me...o blad y u takin the piss-for

[Tazer]

Oi, any of u 3 wanna join da crew im makin?? I know delight & j-kid can spit but I havent seen lil kid drop yet so I dunno wat u like!!

[j-kid1]

lil jr's my bredren init he sick blad