Mc Battle Thread.

[Shiftee]

Wot a waste of my tym, Good job it didnt let me post my bars cuz everyones life wudda been over, some deep lyrics wasted, il come bk wen this site decides to let me post!

[Shiftee]

I listen to the modern day music not no classics
Ya cant make riddems cuz ya strugglin on the basics
Noone heres on a level gully like Me, I'm sik
I get gully on me ones, wont be needin any sidekicks
Dark on fruiti.. i aint n african usin the drumsticks
Am Crunchin emcees like steppin on sticks
Yammin you quick but without the chopsticks
Noone here's good enough for shiftee's tactics..
Fakerz spit, get ditched n left like deep-six
Am strapped with lyrics like gats in the matrix
Am erasin emcees, gettin grimey on clicks
Wantin money like gimme ya card n pin $$$$$s
Am shrinkin emcees into sizes like toothpicks
Into nothin but a dot just like pin$$$$$s
Turnin boys into ortistic mongole spastics
I'll rob a man of his pride, not his antics..
Laugh n take the piss outta you like fat kids
I'll show ya that ya weak like the bones in ribs
Dumpin Derby $$$$$es in Hackney, far from East Midz
Im sharp on a beat like the points on pyramids
I'll close your mouth like celetape like tubs and lids
Its natural Votin Shiftee when you place them bids
You'll get turned outside like i got skill like Giggs
I'm Munchin emcees like rolls, sausage n figs
Ya never gonna be notorious like me or bigz
Ya betta off rollin in $$$$ like little fat pigs
Wen a said deep-six i meant far out like Oil Rigz
I'll make you step backwards like zags zigs
Leave you foolish like breakin ya neck doin back flips
Am new to this but dont need no hints n tips
Im dazastrous, dangerous just like apocalypse
Freezin up brains, closin.. well more like maskin up lips

Its Shiftee Born in Essex, Livin in Derbz! ! ! ! !

[Shiftee]

You'll get turned inside out like i got skill like Giggs*

[Shiftee]

Im unique not weak with subliminal techniques
All i wanna do is stack money and make beats
Make ya beats n il make ya beats sound weak
You'll go embarrassed with red coloured cheeks
I'll waste all these freaks, gorms and creeps
Nerds, geeks and all the rest of the peeps
Like your the pets n im the vet thats put ya ta sleep
These lyrics on a tune, far from cheap
Ive addapted to this game just like Fifa
Murkin every emcee even last man like sweeper
I'll bang you with a pan but me name aint peter
Im too heavy like a concrete block not no litre
Grr tym to lyricaly blast you, im eager
Im here to piss you off like n alarm clock beeper
This is deep but i can get deeper
Wanna battle i'l meet n greet ya slew n leave ya!

Shhhhhhiiiiifffffftttteeeeeeeeeeee Wham!

[Shiftee]

Im the naughty $$$$$$$ always misbehavin
Always partyin chillin with peng chicks n ravin
Am not a bad person, start, ye head get caved in
Standard!.. Simple! Ya need more trainin
Wanna Call somone, make sure its not me your namin
Who wants to be 1st to get a verbal canin?
No time for little $$$$$es, its bad manz am tamin
Boys betta know n ya gal knows am hot like flamin..
Hot like fumin, Ya cant test me your losin
I'll make you stutta n flop like yav bin boozin
What do i think to fakerz? Not amusin
Im the top guy, its me not you there choosin
Ya cant ask me ta prove it, am already provin
Everyday improvin.. this white boys movin
You'll get you'll get voilently battered, bruised in
I aint normal im keepin it live, everyone's snoozin
Jeez.. i smoke emcees like blueberry trees
Not smoke as in shoot, least not pickneys
But if a do il aim for ya head not ya kidneys
Doin what a do dont make me one of them G's
So dont open ya mouth, shouldn't have ta say please
I swear i got nuff lyrics, am packin on keys
On the right route right road to makin p's
Grr bring anyone they'll get drained with ease
Am pissed off cuz av ran out of F A Gs
I mite av ta start wrappin heads with B A Gs
Shut the noise lyk ma $$$$$ with one of them G A Gs
Am makin a name for maself like sprayin T A Gs
Ma brain is filled with tunez like MP3's
N am too smart a wont be visitin no HMP's
Mite see me rollin thru ya endz in one of them BMVs
Im Murky, tell ya friends, mums n ya D A Ds

Shiftee puttin emcees to fakerz quickly! ! ! ! !

[Shiftee]

wtf.. Shiftee puttin fakerz ta shame quickly with ease*

[Halo]

Long time since I dropped a verse so it'll be weak for sure.

You a staight homo why you lying f@g//
Then gun make your white hat look like a china flag//
My guns so big gotta put my arm round it//
it blew a dude away last week and they still can't find him//
In the old days he used to spit flames on the net//
Come back and these new suckerz claim they the best//
My knife so sharp it'll cut your chain from your vest//
Animals , know your place , why you tryna play with a vet ?//

[Shiftee]

Boy! Who ya talkin to, please dont chat swagga
You don't hold straps, your a full time blagger
Sharp like a knife? Haha Im sharp like a dagger
And guess what! Its all truth, i ain't no bragger
Spit ya bars, il come back with bars badder
Its Shiftee! the real not fake lyrical dandadder
Il show this boy poison like venom from a black adder
Cant climb up to my rank cuz il break that ladder
Hello Hello.. Shiftee be callin out Halo
Ya want me in a room, i aint gay though
In a mc battle forum room okay, aye yo
I aint fukkin around like messin with play dough
Your a paedophile and also a gaybo
Are you an amateur ye, am i no, no
When ya see shiftz, best options to lay low
Clak Clak Who's next to get munched like a rolo?

[VeNom_Ink]

Ayo, my flows worse than addin up the army airforce marines and navy/
so you $$$$$s know you neva stood a chance like aborted babies//
im snortin rabies, ya you know the sicker the better/
cuz i aint got to make it rain to put you under the weather//
flow smooth like a theif in the night, disease of ya type/
flow through your stream and just smight like you was dreamin of life/
my prescence alone gives you chills like a breeze in the night/
emcees settle my appetite like i feast wit the mic/
think you a beast and you tight? i dont agree wit ya hype/
sickest you'll get is an infection of yeast like a dike/
so if you $$$gets eyein me and thinkin bout tryin/
just know that im wanted in 7 continents for murderin $$$$$s violently/
cherish ya lives and just walk away quietly/
cuz i promise you wont wanna let loose these demons inside of me/

[Shiftee]

Brap! That Was Big Venom!

[Shiftee]

1st Post n The Guy Has Murkt It lol Bang Bang! ! ! ! !

[RudieGyal]

go CA1 !!

[VeNom_Ink]

hip hop aint just a thing, more like a $$$$in work of art
you call battlin me beef? more like a walk in the park
i stalk when it's dark, target and hunt me enemy
cuz the game aint no friend to me, crooked like a referee
so the best is what you better me, respectivley
if you ever wanna step to me, for the hits i got the recipe
and in the booth im all truth, same goes for the streets
im concrete, ever since my youth i been 200 proof
the flow is unique, nuttin flashy never raspy
throat sickness is terminal so im forever spittin nasty

[RudieGyal]

fuk everybody, fuk life fuk death
Choke you untill, you have no breath
You're so little, with zoom you seem smaller
You talk about the color of the dollar
Call yourself a true baller, but your not
When i get on the spot, i make it hot
I make it rain with pain, in vane
No chain arround my neck, are you insane
I'm not Lill Wayne neither Papoose
When i drop on the beat, i get loose
Like a shoelace without the shoes
My shhit tastes like juice, when i seduce
Don't be like Bruce Willis in Die Hard four
Don't die hard for me, babe, i want more

[VeNom_Ink]

ayo, i suggest you dont test the water cuz it's infested with parahnas/
that'll digest your whole persona with no regrets cuz he loves the drama/
you wanna bet then cut the check, $$$$ up ya day like osama/
you disrespect you'll kiss the tec, i keep more heat than them saunas/
suffer defeat i dont wanna, it's not in my best interest/
but if i did, i'd have to get my clone to handle the business/
and since that aint in the near future, i guess i remain the best/
go ahead and try to name another $$$$$ that i havent impressed/
it's like how the $$$$ could you doubt me, i was born a star/
$$$$$s know that im the truth after the first four bars/

[VeNom_Ink]

can anyone here gimme a challenge or is it off to another site? not bein $$$$y i just want stiff comp, i respect real emcees so shout out to underground Hip Hop

[Shiftee]

Know who it is, the sly guy back online with high aims
Ya sik but not that sik so il leave you with no name
Like you made it into the hall of fame..
Lol, i meant the hall of shame
This is some serious $$$$, not no game
You act like you have no fear but il leave you tame
Its simple, i shouldn't have to explain
Its Shiftee.. like Fort Minor you betta remember my name

Lol jus a quik one, minor still, since knowin ere's gonna clash Venom i may aswell step up. Safe

[Shiftee]

Ur useless like tryna make a pot of tea without the tea bags
Stupid like goin for a cigarette then realisin you have no $$$s
I'll stop you in your path, like i just raised the checkered flags
Like i bombed off ya jaw stoppin you from stealin ladys hand bags
You wanna real competition, here it is, i'll murk you and your manz
Am jus gonna warm up before i lyricaly destroy individuals n gangs
I'm sharp leavin more holes in emcees than that of dracula fangs
Your right to be prang, wrong to think ya nang cuz there's only one man on this page droppin wieght heavy like kilograms.

[VeNom_Ink]

i pack heat the size of shaqs feet, leavin $$$$$s stetch like gymnists/
and down on one knee, like they was runnin in the olympics/
hammer in my jeans they callin me mr.fix it/
got a probelm i can solve it, but u wont live to see the instance/
you the nicest round here, man thats absurd as shyt, and i hope that
ya crew is observin this, cuz afta the battle they gon see why
im murderous/ you wanna be hot like me? we can throw you
in the furnace quick, watch you beg for ya life when the burner split/
wanna call yaself the king but that verse was shyt/
best believe i be the first to flip, make you burst to bits/
shiftee you soft like the paper that i use to wipe my ass wit/
punch him in his chin he might out into a backflip/
i know he got yall thinkin that he can actually rap sick/
but im smart than the average and wont fall for that shyt/
but i aint gon merk you completely, ima keep you around duke/
cuz if you thought this shyt was mad, dog wait for rd 2/

murdered it on some light shyt...keep em comin

[Shiftee]

Ur a fake blad, you took out bare lyrics from P Money who's in the grime scene n dont try tell me nutttin else cuz i got his exclusive $$$$, fukin divvy, no wonder i thought you was sik! ! ! !