Mc Battle Thread.

[Tazer]

Hey infants of the site, Ive foiled and spoiled mans plans no chance u destroyin
I put the T in royal on this site, you sons-o-dyke's advance the poison
My boyz n me, got more drugs than chains of pharmacies
when its war, be sure the cars lookin like mobile armouries
Tazer's unarguably a top gunner when the hunger conjures up
Got stuck tryin to do well in life I forgot about these pups
who think they're tough and try and tear me up, when my guard is down
mess around - these jesters and clowns get planted testing the grounds
dont pretend, I will defend, send ya family and friends to the florist
Im showin promise honest more potential for paper than 10 acres of forest

showin luv bk 2 cruel-T and all the old heds

[j-kid1]

Aint heard from you in a while still.

[Tazer]

yeye I kno jus bben doin other sh°t aint been on the comp much
gud 2 b bk tho

[simzybwoss]

Yer, so put your hands up
spit bars making your kru stand up
im packed up and ready to erupt
i got bare lyrics that will disrupt..this town
spitting on da mic making your kru sit down
tehy look at me griited teeth and a frown
they think im a joke and a clown but
they dont kno, ive got the lyrics to that catchy flow
skank to the left and the right here we go
hold tight my shutters that are making the doe
manz not ready for what we bring
Straight up and down, im on a hypeting
lighten up your day like a sun rising
its about time you started realising

when i come to the floor i dont need no shank
who wants a swinger and who wants a ram
$$$$ the bouncers light up the dank
Ive just come here to bust and skank
skank in skank out
no need to go sick and get a shank out
Unless u wna get ureself knocked out

safe

[mc_chaos]

now im a blackburn boi
i sed now when i grip that mic i will destroy
and i will deploy ma rhymes
releasin em all at the right time
u will see me 2nite on uk street crime
i spit ma lyrics for the fun
i might as well stop coz iv all ready won

[j-kid1]

Forgot about this ting again like, I'll drop a few bars forget about this site again and receive the feedback when I remember...

so what if ur man dem populate
ill still swing blows and rock-ur-face
get goons to pull the glock-from-wasits
bring all sorts c*ck-and-aim
they got an army-of-straps
accuracys there they'll pop the spots-on-face
and if they happen to clock-ur-mates
the'll spot-n-aim leev bullet wounds in there arm-n-ur-back
you being better than me's hardly-a-fact
what made you think i wont spot-ur-fake
just coz you sprayed a few bars-on-a-track
you aint no bad man and you aint hot-with-fame
i swear down my voice has the got-the-bass
and bare guys wanna harm-me-for-that
put them in locks-with-haste
run up on guys spray gas and let the room intoxicate

but i aint talking no zest-fragrance
leev eyes bubbling im out to get-papers
forget-haters im a picasso with words
because when i draw for ink i sketch-greatness
he says he'll blow the tek-dangruss
blad pass the the shank watch me etch-faces
if you want lets-make-this into a bigger beef
but blad you'll only get your sket-wasted
get your sket-wasted
i beg a man hype and see if he don't get his head-blazed-in
i'll run up on your strip with a dirty-shank
looking to poke up thirty-prats
about back out the ting in broadlight
gawn then badman burst-ur-strap
if not get-out-my-face for i get-out-the-blade
and start hurting-backs

them man are bogus and aint even moist
there damp and they been going-on-drenched
they chat wet about most things
if it's a next vibe i'll start blowing-out-lead
i've spoke-and-i've-said
thati'll go on a mad one see him he'll get poked-in-his-neck
they can never roll-in-the-ends
thats a vio to my wellbeing i'll get overly-vexed
oi pass me that screwdriver i want to put 5 holes-in-his-leg
and take out most-of-his-neck
i'm on a mad-one-sh*t i'll stab-dumb-pr*cks
in the bum hole-in-their-chest
chase man with bats and poles-to-extents
that he cries for god but only see's the omen-of-death
has to jump-fences even his dunks-legged-it
runs back to the strip missing both-of-his-creps

with his head-buss one dead-lung
screaming he got done by them next-c*unts
i find revenge-fun
f*ck letting sh*t slide bare man taking road for queensway
this may seem-bait but i love the queens-face
i'd like to make a clean-slate
but pr*cks drag you back to the streets-rage
so man'll have to back out three-blades
take out this neeks-brains
I'm on a road-ting-daily I'll roll-in-baitly
barge him get gwop boast-it-gravely
from the ends that has hoes-with-babies
I have beef sometimes but it's mostly-gravy
Them man aren't hard is what i've noticed-lately
I'm badder-than-them when I'm stabbing-up-men
they'll be on a ghost-ting-greatly

cah when i'm after-a-man
i'll do everyone he knows his aunt-in-his-gran
i'm hard-widda-stanley-knife
so you can get scarred-in-an-angry-fight
what? no me moist? thats a par-to-my-life
for that i'll run up in yards-witha-knife
off-load 2 clips at a boffs-boat
shank him to make sure he meets his boy at the cross-roads
your a rookie-with-the-flow
and a p*ssy-on-the-roads i didn't stutter or cough-though
I'm back-on-this-ting you'll get stabbed-if-we-swing
f*ck swollen knuckles and a blood clot-nose
ducking-and-diving from a ruck-of-excitement
and having to block-blows
thats waste-of-time that died when i was aging-nine
nowadays it's about the glocks-bro

the principle is that your strip aint in invincible
i'll run up on it with nine-man
chase-n*ggars daze-figgures
when i brick a guy till it crumbles in my-hand
i been on mad $$$$ since i turned-fourteen
bottling and robbing just to earn-more-p's
been moved to a few-times and didn't-do-much
but these are new-times i'll be bricking-two-c*nts
that are only associates i'm on a mossie-ting
i used to be a holy-kid
but times-have-changed so in a mindless-rage
i'll catch my enemy and poke-him-in
i find it appropriate to seek revenge
until you go blue in the face and most-ur-grins
have an evil-look why seem-so-shook
i won't kill you just put you in a coma-quick

but whoever phoned-you-fam and told-you-that
i'm a *pssy has really been pumping-gas
i'll make the phone-call-quick to some old-school-nigs
that are on dumping-mags
f*ck that i like doing sh*t myself for fun-in-packs
so we'll jump-in-cabs
run up on frontlines steal something-flash
bottle and brick all the f*cking-prats
like I said from day getting rushed-is-cack
revenge follows and im hunting-cats
with a flick-knife on frontlines looking to stick-guys
so don't get comfy-fam
I'm cutting-backs when i draw for the stanley-knife
in an angry-strife i'll draw for the pumpy-and
make everyone cut even your mums-will-scram
i suggest that you jump-from-bangs

i'm up-for-the-swing rucking-with-him
cah if it kicks off **** is bussing-the-ting
about you being an aggie-man
you aint bad because your rocking some baggy-pants
i'll make your boys shimmy sideways when the strallys-backed
and make everybody in the alley-scram
about rob me you can't-touch-this i'll blast-pump-this
when i drew for the hammer-and
bag-a-man for thinking my guys can't-dump-clips
if it kicks off we'll blast-mums-cribs
i can tell you aren't-on-sh*t
so act bad and i'll scar-lungs-quick
i love bareface crime so i'll let the black mask-unzip
and then give you the hard-one-quick
these man can't-run-strips
under the condition that my heart-lungs-live

i'm a b*stard-sh*t i know-this-fam
i'll give it to a girl thick and white like the hovis-brand
no-crust when i go-buss just a thick supply of juice
because i don't blow-dust
i believe sex is like sailing
i'll make her boat wet they'll be plenty of sea-men
it's all gravy-when they look like navy-men
running down her face and waving the white-flag
i don't squeeze-leng just beat-peng chicks
or even ugly white-slags
i'll beat a chick that looks like a blow-fish
or even your dads pub-friend
if she can deep-throat my mean-bone i don't-biz
she can show me the love-then
i'll beat-anything i repeat-anything
but not young-chicks thats some dumb-sh*t

[ABU]

Long Time Fellaz n Ladeez...aiite here we go.......


This aint no slug-fest, this is more like uh mercy killin'
Got these katz watchin me, I even got Percy grillin
I roast katz like chinese so pleeze watch ya spit
Do you like samoans havin ya pig azz in na fiery pit
I aint claimin I'm tha best but I'm there up close yo!
U at my show bought uh ticket ta git up close bro
I'll overdose you on tha dopeness that I bring to ya ears
Mic syringe stikkin you n ya peerz from front ta rear, ya hear?!
I'm in tha hood cellar dwellin thatz as unda ground as this shyt gitz
doin whateva to whoeva leavin bytchez split like uh pierced klit
git'chu uh mic kit before u try ta git hype wit
uh professional like me, on ya roof about ta snipe shyt
an I aint wesley but I know tha art of war
mercy killin indeed...pleeze! I need not say no more


I know somebodyz gonna try an reply back at that
speakin thru chapped lipz wit my ball sac attached
my dyck was their umbilical, they still aint let go yet
they was almost still born, my dyck was wrapped around their neck
I'm instilled wit killa bees like I was tha Candy Man
You more like vanilla ice, u gotta job deliverin candy grams
Fam I had kats scramblin handlin my Grams
An if my loot eva came up short, I'd kick more azz than bruce an van-damme
you're uh loose bytch wit words, none preferred may I add-in
you an ya krew r str8 gay, but'chall look like some sad-men
I used an oxymoron stupid, straight-gay an even sad
you can't help ya'self, you uh carbon copy of ya dad

[ABU]

whaddup j-kid, tazer r-dub, titch, an all others....

[Synister]

You will think my styles weak and uneased

Please, you cant f****** judge me,

Coz my rhymes will sting ya like a bee,

Im rolling like a renegade,

Your rhymes need lyrical aid,

I'd help you but it would take days,

And you still would'nt have a rhyme to impress me,

Test me, i'd end up beating u then leaving you there to bleed,

Coz i will bust up all your brains,

Then cut up all your veins,

Then you'll know i aint playin,

With all you mutha-f****** c*** suckers,

i'll leave you layin, on your back for days

Once i pop you in the face,

Coz none of you wanna battle me your shook,

Coz remember theres no such things as half way crooks,

Coz if you ever come against me,

Afterwards you'll be nothing but a memory,

Coz i dont need to hurry i'll take my time

Erasing your rhymes, s*** im done spilling mine

If you wanna fight me fine, But all i'll do is s*** out your lines.

[LJT]

Everywhere i go, all i ever seem to hear is 'i bang, i bang i bang'
Dude lets be real, you don't even hang
In enviroments thats dangerous to your well bein'
Im sick of dudes frontin' like they carry steel 'n,
Claim they push weight, you say you got gram's
Keys make money, grams are just funny, like kids with pram's
Your sh*ts faker then jordan's t*tties
I bet you ain't even stepped in the rough of any cities
Welcome to the C A 1
We don't carry guns, we fist fight n stomp clowns, recognise son
Coming way up north more dangerous then Al-Qaeda in control of a plane
If you aint got your bordin' pass then phone home like Lil Wayne
We are not the same, i am a harsh'n
I murk fools standin' n leave you feelin' stranger then a martian
My mobb deep, it's the survival of the fit, only the strong survive
I could roll 1 deep n still leave you feelin' deprived

[artisticflare]

yo lets spit it it go like dis!


A to the R to the T thats me
ima do whata want n b who i wanna b
tings in this life dont come 4 free
ayo rapping is my destiny

yo i spit like im on e's
my $$$$ fresher than fabreeze
il munch on u $$$$$es and spit u out
il stamp on u 2 me u aint nowt
i got real fresh lyrics
i know know all u $$$$$es and dudes can hear dis
when im on da mic i set it on fire
i go all out ima real loose wire
i dont giva $$$$ if you dont feel my flow
im just here 2 let your weak ass know
yeah this fresh $$$$s comin from a dyke
so i suggest you go insure your mic
i wear bape on my back and nike on my feet
yeah im always lookin good on the street
chicks wanna see me
dudes wanna b me
why? cuz i got style and flow
so quit your babalin and u will know
with my lyrics ima get money
gunna get me some fine hunnies
yo i could go on spittin but your just not worth it
cuz u dang well know i can spit real fresh $$$$
yo im gone finito im outi
ima kill you if any of you mother$$$$er doubt me!!

[ABU]

IF YOU TALKIN BOUT ME PRIK, PLEASE SAY MY NAME
LIKE ME SAYIN L-J-T IZZA LAME AZZ DAME
UH MOCK GAL YOU DON'T WANNA BOX PAL
YOU'LL GIT KNOKKED OUTTA YA SOX BY MY UN-ORTHO-DOX STYLE
EVRYWHERE U GO U KEEP HEARIN BANG BANG BANG
THATZ CUZ DUDES IS ALWAYS STICKIN U FOR YA CHAIN AN CHANGE
YOU LITTLE PLATINUM PLATED CHAIN WEARIN GIRL GONE WILD
WHO U TALKIN ABOUT BEATIN UP?!! U CAN'T EVEN STOMP YA FEET CHILD
AN I KNOW U DONT CARRY UH GUN CUZ U AINT PERMITTED TO
Little Jealous Tramp!! WHO U THINK U KIDDIN DUDE!?
KEYS MAKE MONEY BUT IT TAKEZ GRAMZ TA MAKE THAT
ARTIFICIALLY KNOWLEDGED STOOPID AZZ INSIGNIFICANT FAKE CHAP
THA ONLY KEYZ U EVER PUSHED IS THA ONEZ ON YA P-C
PUSHIN' MY D-I-C TO YA E-Y-E IS THA ONLY WAY U KIN SEE-ME
SO TELL YA STORY WALKIN U Lazy Jerkazz Trick
BIG FOOT HILLBILLY SUKKIN YA SISTA MILLIE'S CHOCOLATE DYCK
AN SINCE U TRIED THROWIN SOME KINDA SUBLIMINAL GAME
ROLL 1 DEEP AN GIT 6 FEET ADDED TO YA FRAME

Everywhere i go, all i ever seem to hear is 'i bang, i bang i bang'
Dude lets be real, you don't even hang
In enviroments thats dangerous to your well bein'
Im sick of dudes frontin' like they carry steel 'n,
Claim they push weight, you say you got gram's
Keys make money, grams are just funny, like kids with pram's
Your sh*ts faker then jordan's t*tties
I bet you ain't even stepped in the rough of any cities
Welcome to the C A 1
We don't carry guns, we fist fight n stomp clowns, recognise son
Coming way up north more dangerous then Al-Qaeda in control of a plane
If you aint got your bordin' pass then phone home like Lil Wayne
We are not the same, i am a harsh'n
I murk fools standin' n leave you feelin' stranger then a martian
My mobb deep, it's the survival of the fit, only the strong survive
I could roll 1 deep n still leave you feelin' deprived

[LJT]

The subliminal general, dude don't act physical
P*ssy, when you read my barz, your a$$ got hysterical
'oh he talkin bout me, he won't say my name tho'
A B*tch Undercover...ain't that yours so,
Don't play with acronyms, i f.l.i.p bodies
Like acrobats i twist skeletons so easy you think it's my hobby
You talkin' bout grams again, must be your heavyweight
Boxin' at my level, nah dude you a featherweight
I don't get raw with under age pu$$ies like you
R*pe ain't the charge it's the threat of what i might do
Give me a few bars just to warm up the mic fool
Put it to your brain n watch your imagination get a sight full
Of the life im livin' n the sh*t i done seen
A B*tch Undercover, A man you never been

[ABU]

PUSCEE! WHEN I FIRST READ YA SHYT DAM RIGHT I GOT HYSTERICAL
LAFFIN MY AZZ OFF AT THIS SWAG BYTCH TRYNA FLIP LYRICAL
YOU THINK THAT'CHU GANGSTA WELL MAKE ME UH BELIEVER
BUT DONT LET THOSE FASSIE HOLLA BACKZ OVA THERE DECEIVE YA
THA ONLY THING U TWIST IS YA HIPS WHEN U SWITCHIN HOE
RHYMIN AIN'TCHA BAG BUT WORD OUT IS U UH SNITCHIN PRO
DAT LIL RASH AROUN YA GENITALS AIN'T GENERAL
YOU GIT STUCK MORE BETWEEN YA BUNS THAN SOME CINNAMON DINNER ROLLS
ABOUT THA BYTCH UNDA COVER..THATZ YA FATHER AN YA BRUTHA
BACK TA BACK TAKIN TIME DILDO PHUQQIN EACH OTHER
DYSFUNCTIONAL DISEASED DERELICTS DIGESTIN SONZ AN DAM DAUGHTERS
BODIES TWISTED AT ODD ANGLES WHILE U HOLD THA CAM-CORDER

U BYTCH!!

The subliminal general, dude don't act physical
P*ssy, when you read my barz, your a$$ got hysterical
'oh he talkin bout me, he won't say my name tho'
A B*tch Undercover...ain't that yours so,
Don't play with acronyms, i f.l.i.p bodies
Like acrobats i twist skeletons so easy you think it's my hobby
You talkin' bout grams again, must be your heavyweight
Boxin' at my level, nah dude you a featherweight
I don't get raw with under age pu$$ies like you
R*pe ain't the charge it's the threat of what i might do
Give me a few bars just to warm up the mic fool
Put it to your brain n watch your imagination get a sight full
Of the life im livin' n the sh*t i done seen
A B*tch Undercover, A man you never been

[artisticflare]

yo is this really the best $$$$ u got
babalin like $$$$$es but ayo guess what
iv had harder $$$$s than u seriously yo
i think u better take your ass away and go
2 someone who cares about your wack ass lyrics
take it 2 some dumb ass $$$$ 2 hear it
u sound like your reading off a idiot board
yeah thats rite ur a wack ass fraud
go go power rangers? yo you trippin on drugs
you think that your gangster yeah some hard ass thugs
serious yo rewrite your $$$$
i heard more meaning full spit coming from brad pit
anyway im done yeah u get my drift?
yeah u know im number1 yeah i got the gift!

[ABU]

THIS KID FLARE GOT SOME HEART, BUT DON'T CONFUSE IT WIT SKILL
YOU'RE JUST'A PRACTICE TEST DUMMY PHAGGIT ..JUST KEEPIN IT RILL(real)
PLAY YA POSITION BYTCH..U KNOW.. SIDE-LINE SWAGGIN
NAPKIN TIED AROUN YA HEAD...YA BACK POCKETZ SAGGIN
YOU DON'T CARRY NO HEAT AN U SURE AIN'T NO DRAGON
SIE SIND EIN HOMOSEXUELLER MANN, GETTIN' PHUQQED IN THA BACK'A YA STATION WAGON
ARTISTIC FLARE INDEED! YOU'RE UH FLAMIN' SAUSAGE JOCKEY
YOU GIT POKED MORE THAN THA PUCK WHEN KATZ ARE PLAYIN HOCKEY
ALWAYS STICKIN YA LIPS IN PLACES WHERE THEY DON'T BE-LONG
CAN'T HOLD YA TONGUE STILL, BUT'JA JAW MUSCLES ARE STRONG
FLARE, U TALK UH LOTTA SHYT, BUT THAT'S JUST YOU BEIN'-YOU
TELL YA MUM TA HOLLA LATER, I'LL GIVE 'ER ARSE UH GOOD SEEIN'-TO

P.S YOU'RE THA HIGHEST SCORED FRAUD ON THA IDIOT BOARD
YOU'RE SO WACK, SOUND GOES OFF ON YOU, AN THA MIC EVEN TRIED HANGIN ITSELF WITH ITS OWN CORD
BY WHAT ACCORD DO U THINK YOU'RE COMPETITION?
YA SKILLZ LIKE YA MIND R M-I-A...NO ACTION, JUST MISSIN'
LISTEN! IF U BATTLED YA SELF, YOU COULDN'T COME IN FIRST
KEEP SUKKIN ON DYCKZ AN SETTLIN YA KUM THIRST

yo is this really the best $$$$ u got
babalin like $$$$$es but ayo guess what
iv had harder $$$$s than u seriously yo
i think u better take your ass away and go
2 someone who cares about your wack ass lyrics
take it 2 some dumb ass $$$$ 2 hear it
u sound like your reading off a idiot board
yeah thats rite ur a wack ass fraud
go go power rangers? yo you trippin on drugs
you think that your gangster yeah some hard ass thugs
serious yo rewrite your $$$$
i heard more meaning full spit coming from brad pit
anyway im done yeah u get my drift?
yeah u know im number1 yeah i got the gift!

[ABU]

U KATZ ARE AIIITE BUT I SPIT SPITE FOR FUN
FIST FIGHT AN KNOCK OUT CHUMPZ, GIVE EM LUMPZ AN TAKE GUNZ
Lyrics Just Terrible NEEDZ MORE PRACTICE AT WRITIN'
I'VE PISSED ON WALLS AN SCRAWLED SHYT THAT WAS MORE EXCITIN
FLARE YOU'RE JUST THAT, A SIMPLE FLASH IN THA PAN
BOTH OF YOU SOUND RUBBISH, SIMPLY TRASH IN THA CAN
FOOLZ GIT BACK TA SCHOOL JUST AS FAST AS YOU CAN
TALK SHYT FACE TA FACE AN I'LL PUT THA BLAST ON U MAN
THEY WON'T RECOGNIZE YOU WIT'CHA FACES ALL DIS-FIGURED
R.I.P.E. SHOULD'A WARNED YALL NOT TA PHUQ WIT THIS NIKKA
USED TA HUSTLE UP, BUT I GAVE THA HUSTLE UP
KNOW KATZ WHO LUV STRONG ARMIN IF I NEED TA MUSCLE UP
SO FIX YA FACES AN STAY SECURE IN YA PLACE
YALL AINT HOUDINI BUT KIN BE DISAPPEARED WITHOUT UH TRACE
SAFE!!

[artisticflare]

ayo ABU
who the hell r u
ur lyrics are hot
but i think uv forgot
to spell your $$$$ correctly
ay $$$$$ dont try and correct me
cuz you know ur spittin $$$$
ima help you deal with it
is that the best you got
well ayo guess what
im not about 2 give up on ur $$$got ass boy
ima use u as a dildo yeah my personal sex toy
seriously ur gunna have 2 be more ruthless than this
cuz 4 real ur wack ass $$$$ is takin the piss
yo get a pen and paper and write your $$$$ down
cuz 2 me ur just a $$$$$ yeah a circus clown
i think u need my help compose your flow
cuz serious your flow is wack as $$$$ bro

[MVP-Tha-Lady]

oo cum we go lol

[MVP-Tha-Lady]

artistic flare no offence but your bars are swagg... :S