mc battle all welcome!!!!

mc_paul_ee

any of u ink u can smoke me in an mc battle jus bring it coz ill batta yoz all!

mc_paul_ee

yo afternoon all!!!
shout to every mc small or tall
girl or boy
confident or coy
i jus wanna big fat battle
gonna twat u with this rattle
lyrics comin straight from ma head
bang bang gonna shoot ya dead
lyrics and the bass straight from the heart
went out with this girl my god she was a tart
barley knew her n she opened her legs
her name was jordi degs
i licked her out she game me a suck
on that day i was in luck
fukered int he front and back
im a bad boy i do things like that
but im sorri to say
she decided to bend the other way
ye theats right she is now a lesbian
forget that now lets rock the version!

j-kid1

MANA DONE-WITH-THE-ACTING DONE-WITH-THE-RAMPING
BE A GOOD BOY GIVE ME YOUR FUNDS-UR-A-HAS-BIN
AND IF YOU TRY RUN AWAY MAN'LL PULL THIS $$$$ BACK LIKE WANKING


argh i'm not even bothered to drop properly. got school now anyways

mc_paul_ee

ya bring it in the 2nd mc
im steam rollering this raving party
e i e i e i o
ripin on the mic i rock this show
im wikid a 1 on a kind
wen i mc i blow ya mind
blow it out
scream n shout
yes im on the $$$$in microphoneeeeeeeeeee
style of the e port my psycho homeeeeee
yes come on
hit bitta ba bitta ba bitta ba bitta ba im on the mic 3 2 1
yes im comin mc paull ee
you wana rock with the melody?
yes im comin rockin rockin rockin now
twat u in the face noe ka pow
put ur hand up put ya hands up put ya hands up put ur hand up put ya hands up put ya hands up
up on the mic i neva stop
neva stop till i am done
shoot u sead with my gun
u best go hom n go to bed
coz ill shoot ya n paint ma house with the bloodshed!
y'all no match 4 the 1 n only
the 1 n only the paul ee mc
who who whos in the house?
i dont no coz y'all quiet as a mouse
ya i move to the beat i make ya body rock
all the girls will suck my cok
wen they hear this
i rip up the mic and take this piss
of u! and ur falmily
ill kill them all ull no it was me
playin footi im also sick on the ball
im rapid im fukin fast
al other mcs r in the past
im te present and future
typin lyrics on my computer
ait even bak to bak yet im on my bill
buyin my decks im payin at the till
goin hom to go sick
on my decks y'all r $$$$$s
yes i am the main man bang boom bam
shout to my m8 his name is sam
shot to mc other m8s like chris
ripin up the mic i aint takin the piss
shot to the men like x n tom
bikkity bak bikkity bak bikitty bak bom
but special shout goin out to my main man liam
that my sick team
of gangsters they is mad
mad n sick they is bad
so u wana challenge me giv ita go
coz im takin over this show
paulee ridin on the mich
rythem indide phych!!!

colne_chris

ok, $$$$ man shut ya mouth
wots all this sh!t ya on about
u think ya an mc
ya aint foolin me
ya jus talkin bollox
aint a word i can follow
bla bla bla u jus carry on
sat at ur pc playin wi ya lil ding dong
now do urself a favour n sell that pc
cos as far as im concerned u aint no mc.

j-kid1

all jokes-aside man'll aproach-this-guy
my man roll-with-nines so they'll leave holes-in-thighs
i drop heavy i got potent-rhymes
your a lightweight it seems my opponents-dry
i'm a catch this guy on his way to school and let my arm-sway-left
and leave him late for registration like kanye-west
these guys aint a match for me i stay calm-they-stressed
coz if my boys buss shots they'll leave them a harmed-grey-mess
hit your baby mother too leave holes in sharntays-dress
we enemies i don't squash beef till someones dead so theres no parley-yet
but i'm sure i know guys that'll tuck you in like a blanket
or leave you in a wonderland like alice
but there'll be no yellow-brick-road i'm a ghetto-kid-so
see a waste face i'll shank-it
i'll be telling-him-slow we never been friends never-been-homes
he's got an irrellevant-flow
and he should stop belling-my-phone



all thats fowing in mans head right now

Janiz

MC Paul ee back on the mic
Turned his grandma Jordi into a dyke
yes, let's rock the version, rock the version
with J-kid1, the ghetto virgin
he ain't got no rhymes, ain't got no flo
he ain't even useful as a ho
Your opponent is dry, but dude he's just an actor
Your rhymes are so sh>t, they eat it on Fear Factor

mc_paul_ee

ridin with janiz n j kidz mc
chris too rokin with me
the 1 n only paul double e
ya'l no em the lyrical g
bring it up bring it up with this mc
right about now my true story

i was at the park win i was six
girls there sukin dicx
out with my bro n his m8
and also his heaven date
went away from them 4 a sec
ride the mic 1 2 check
then i turned round and i saw
a lad with a knife named jonny caw
sed ill kill u if u say a word
then to the left i heard
my bro had heard it
lad $$$$ him self n pegged it
i thought it was all over form me
there wernt gonna be a paul ee mc
then 10 years l8r here i am now
if i met him agian ka pow
he d b ded on teh floor
i hear janiz screamin for more
4 more her jaw has dropped
u jus no she gona b topped
j-kidz on cloud 7
that cloud isits mc heaven
chris inside
rock the base throughout time
rock in up rollin in
sound of the paul ee get u rhymin
rymin movin to the beat
every1 move ur dancin feet

mc_paul_ee

im the paul ee mc
i rock the mic my job is to party
im an expert in this buisness
no other mc can compare to this
wen im finished im called a sensation
im just kikin the nation
ive neva ryhmed like its my first time before
the paul ee mc gimmie 1 2 3 n 4
sit dow relax n listen
the mics in my hand and im in position
im taking over im in control
im the paul ee now u no
but dont go away
im here to stay
i rock the mic im the best ull find
wen i spit my lyrics i blow ur mind

so wikid dont u no
oh boy i rock the show
so wikid come bak
janiz n paul ee on the atack
mc chris n j kidz too
get upon the rythem i rock the venue

mc paul ee so psycotic
so psycotic so chaotic
watch me begin
this is the 1 to keep u rushin
fre styler i aint a snorter
i ride the mic aint got a daughter
this is my aim to hit to fame
i no it sounds insane
i ridin up on down right with the beat
im the kinda guy u wanna meet
u manne meet me u wana shag me
rkin this ravin parti
watch me end
i usualy shout ou to some one
so who to so it come on
liam sam tom chrissy too
dj walton n burnley crew
get upon the rythem n rock the venue
yes im comin on through
mc paul ee that my name
ripin teh mic i ant insane

the way i see it u gt 2 types of feet
1 to walk n 1 to move to the beat
the beat of mc paul ee
every 1 wanan rock with me
rock with me
then don one mc
dont forget
wanan bet
that ill win this battle
janiz dont cry n throw out ya rattle
by the way this is how u mc
this is how u stun the parti
yes yes yes lets go
wen im ont he mic i ride this show
ride slow mo
with the rythem n the flow
jes im touhin down
mc paul ee from e port his town
yes my town i love it so much
yes lets go with the lyric touch
get down with the sound
left right up n down
dance to my rhyme
1 last time
my name is mc paul ee
now every 1 will u mc
instead of this sh-t u comin up with
u no u live
for my rymin lyrics
im comin again
ridin the verden
hold tight my m8s
they r gr8
time to go but ill b bak
bak 2 bak on the mic atack
4 who wants to challenge me
mc paul ee

mc_paul_ee

walkin home 1 nyt was gettin dark
thought id take a walk through the park
got tired sat down on a bench
thought is start to practice my french
a! judous oui oui
j'mapelle mc paul ee
j'habite allesmere port
then i stopped n then i thought
fak it! got out ma phone
started to mc all alone
recorded myself palyed it bak
mc paul ee on the mic attack
mcin at the park ye on my bill
woke up the man nearby who owned a mill
woke him up he got out of bed
opened up his window and then he sed
do u mind! im tryin to sleep!
i thought his vocie sounded quite deep
sed fukin hell m8 ur lyrics r sh1t
go on home u fakin tit
oh! i sed u think ur an mc
come down ere n mc with me
he gt dressed came out
every body scream n shout
so we started to go bk2bk
me n the stranga on the mic attack
he was quite good e was goin sick
not as much as me i was goin ballistic
hear the crown movin grovin
afta 20 minutes he gave in
he sed i give up man u r mint
but ill giv u 1 hint
get in a club n stay right der
i no u kind of ppl u just dont care
i sed go howm old man the future is me
i am the future mc paul ee
he sed fine fak u n went bak in
y'all no im movin rokin
the point is he didnt beat me
coz no 1 beats mc paul ee

(ffs ppl i wana hear ya mc not rap wats up wiv ya? if u from north west england ud no how to.....)

Dr_Grimsly

ok

j-kid1

while you $$$$$s were sitting down cosy thinking everythings rosy
man was out making street wages 24/7 on the road-g
i'm a pick-pocket so man'll quick-rob-it and pick as much as i can just like a utes-bogey
and you man can't tell me that you and your crews-o.g's
they aint raw whereas i've turned over more leaves than a huge-oak-tree
and i don't care if this ute-knows-me man'll move-slowly
take what ever looks costly draw shanks and leave him boot-holey
and he can talk all day aout he knows guys and he can have his troops-hold-me
take me out but in reality i got some troops-mostly that'll shoot-mostly
at head-tops and chest-stops while i'll just leave the dude-holey
i'm a tough individual not sweet but your a sweet ting just like a cute-pony
and you aint got no street-cred so boy you best prove-ur-worth
because heat-shreds any neeks-head when the tool-will-burst
so paul ee if you see the ruger-splirt because my boys aimt to kill
and are shooting-first

mc_paul_ee

nice lyrics lad but ive made a new forum lad i aint on dis 1 no more lol
im doin a dance mc 1

Dr_Grimsly

....jkid u gotmyspace innit

send dat $$$$

j-kid1

r_double_b

ight den paul-ee lets go...but 1st manz gta big up j-kid his rhymes r tyte..

hu is dis swag mc
chattin bout how he smack mcs
and whack mcs
im about to put this boy on his knees
yh hes on his knees
sayin double please
tears down his face man dat boys cryin
hes sayin he wont try diss me but i no hes lyin
his barz r so swag im jus sittin ere sighin
reli doe u mus b avin a laugh,
diss boys so poor dat he slipped ova some $$$$ on tha path.,
nah nah ur not real ur a dud,
on tha mic i thug it up,
im tha nut cracker ur a nut,
but $$$$ it i ent gna chuck it,
i spit big man ma games tight like my gyals $$$$$ and yours is like a wizards sleavr fam its like ure gyals bucket...

mc_paul_ee

jump out jump in
let me begin
comin on down n jump to the top
rip up the mic ye neva gonna stop
i smoked janiz n ill smoke u too
wen im on the mic im comin on through
double bass will double bak
mc pauly on the mic atack
the mic atack the microphone
stles from the eport ma goddamn home
syles of the e port
hold on i thought
time to go sick
better ill go basslistic
betta get redy for the wikidest sound
wen im on the mic ill spin it round


rock to the beat
to move your feet to the bad boy sound of a rappa now
bass' got his face to me
wikidest dound from the wikid mc
pik it up to the set to make your body movin toot eh bass
mcs djs rock tis palce
raise ur ahds straight to the sky
mc pauly gonna blw ya mind

ye ye blow ya mind
ladies lets go 4 a bit of bump n grind
1 2 3 to the 4
rpin up the dj screamin 4 more
5 6 7 to the 8
ladies lets go on a date
here we go witrh the 9 to the 10
comin on through here we come again
here we come again here we come again go
everybody in the place hit high now low
if u dont no u beta get to know
mc pauly gonna ride this show
rid this show ride this sound
dj wiv the track spin it round
spin it round ye wiv the scractin
comin on through yw wiv the beak im bak in
bak in bak in the house
lets hear some noise ya quiet as a mouse
shout to teh dj waltonn the burnley crew
comin on down check 1 2
check check check out the ride
mcs djs tryin to come alive
but with ppl like double bass on the mic
aint exaclt gna get the crown hyped
so u think u can take me on
ill work up the rythem come in
pauly ridin the m i c
will will b the next to mc??

(btw j-kidz and double bass this mcin not rappin thera a difference look on my oder thread the links on there will show ya wat ut like...)