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Old 21-07-2003, 11:19 PM   #1
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Now where 2 Begin?/
How about when I broke Ur Gal In/
Fresh pum pum ho never stood a chance/
Flat chest gal needs da breast implants/

$$$$$ don't act like ya wantin 2 wait/
Come 2 my gate Let me take Ur 'V' Plate/
Leg Stretch wide an 'er Pum got burst/
Ur Galfriend But I got there 1st/

Real Rudeboy Air Force an da Black Hoods/
Step in da manor get ya legs snapped backwards/
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An Im Mash up!
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Old 22-07-2003, 04:15 AM   #2
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hmm..lemme drop a quick suttin...

snap ya neck back an smash ya wack raps/
the only time ya ever hear claps is when my guns bussin caps/
i spit so sick kid i even go this mic feelin ill/
i'll eat you country yute aint ready for me on a real/
i spit hot..nar i spit roastin cookin this $$$ like a pig ona bbq/
sinista never fails to slew anyman i rap tight like jew...


come again son..an i'll really SHOW YOU what its about this is just a joke ting.
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Old 26-07-2003, 08:31 PM   #3
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Sorry blad but i've never even heared a Jewish rapper/
Come in2 your manor treat your mother like a slapper/
Kidnap Her make her pull my $$$$ just like a Cracker/
Trap her in da corner strip her like a $$$$$ in Napa/
Then I take to da shower, $$$$ her for n hour/
Spread her legs again an then an inject her widda power/
Make her huff puff an Howl till she scream "God Darn it"/
"Ive never had a $$$$ this good boy I beg U move 2 Barnet"!
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Old 27-07-2003, 04:56 AM   #4
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aight kid..

even if i force fed you your SPINE you still couldnt spit BACK/
marvel at my quickness~i drop sickness~an SPIT DOPE like i been CHEWIN CRACK/
smack ya wack scripts im above you game like a score board/
see kid i be a bunn slew king im a mother$$$$in warlord/
i'll 'abduct' your soul like 'extra tresstrials'/
you 'suck' so much you got more 'cum' in ya gut than ya 'testicals'/
you couldnt ELEVATE if i upper cutted you ina lift/
im move swift born with the gift 8 bars of illness you get the drift/

bunn.
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Old 29-07-2003, 04:09 PM   #5
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Shut da $$$$ up Krysis all yo on about is sex dis s4ex dat man i bet yo piece is 10millimetres small u $$$$.Suck ur mum u $$$$$hole tink yo a top man anyting i'll take u on $$$$ing Illegal imagrant
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Old 29-07-2003, 10:32 PM   #6
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Wot U sayin Rudeboy, U clashin da wrong breh, u got arguments wid that fake KRISIS, blad this is da Original KRYSIZ rite here, go sort urs out wiv him.
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Old 30-07-2003, 10:05 AM   #7
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U TITLED IT MASHED SO THATS WHAT YOU GET/
THE ONLY GIRL YOU FU**ED IS AN UGLY SKET/
UR WHOLE LIFE IS AN FRONT COZ YOUR TRING TO BE BLACK/
HOWS THAT POSSIBLE COZ RHYMINGS WHACK/
USUALLY I DONT BOTHER WITH A $$$$$/
BUT YOU REALLY THINK YOU ARE A $$$$$/
MUST BE A PEDOPHILE OR OR RAPIST/
COZ EVERY TIME U WANT TO SHAG U USE UR FORCE OR FIST/
REAL CRISIS CHI CHI MAN ON THE FORUM/
WITH ONE RHYME HES GOING TO GET BUN/
ALL HE CHATS ABOUT IZ HIS DIK/
THATS DIRTY PERVERTED AND SICK/
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Old 30-07-2003, 10:41 AM   #8
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Originally posted by SUPERSTAR SINISTA
even if i force fed you your SPINE you still couldnt spit BACK/
marvel at my quickness~i drop sickness~an SPIT DOPE like i been CHEWIN CRACK/


I like the word play on these lines. Big up Sin
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Old 31-07-2003, 12:10 PM   #9
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Oh no , please tell me dat no talent $$$$$ MC Krisiz didn't call me fake blud don't run ya gums you scared of rampage. Rampage hush ya bludclart mout aswell cause you got murked nicely by me so Sekkle.
Your so dumb look how you spelled immigrant
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Old 31-07-2003, 01:25 PM   #10
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Something for dat Vanilla Ice wannabe Rampage

Confused mutha$$$$er who don't his left from right/
Answer this $$$$$ how ya gonna beat me in a lyrical fight/
When I'm done wid you it's gonna be an unsolved mystery/
Ya mess wid this $$$$$ and your life will be History/
Somebody ring da alarm cause this MC dying/
Gave him a chance to run but he started crying/
When I step up to da mic the crowd say Boo!!/
When you step up to da mic the crowd say Who!/
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Old 31-07-2003, 11:00 PM   #11
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listen i dont knw which krysis im battlin but i dont care if its the 1 above me ur gona hav 2 come wit sumin beta than dat blud!
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Old 01-08-2003, 07:14 AM   #12
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mercury..

i'll make you "lick my verse" just to give ya a "taste of dopeness"/
sinistah skillz be a MC KILLA you beat me, no chance your plight is hopeless/
i'll "bowl" you "out" an hit you "over" an smack ya "balls" with a "bat" nar this aint "cricket"/
ya like "weak glue" ya cant "stick it" when i come an kick it/
i'll diss ya with sickning insaults~my styles verstile i'll beat ya with drop kicks,suplexs an moonsaults/
my rhymes so "fat" looks like its "pregnant with twin adults"/
i "spit hot" like i got a "flame thrower" down in my voice box/
i cause shocks~like when steven gately admited suckin $$$$s/
here kid take a "kit kat" you need to "have a break"/
when i grab the mic i "shake the globe" like a "earthquake"/
ya flow is "impotant" it "fires blanks" like a "starter pistol"/
i'll strap the "queens glasses" to my fists just so you can get my punches clear as "crystal"/
i'll make this fake "vomit" cause i "spew" so "sick" it even gets the mic feelin "ill"/
i'll make a "meal" of this victory i'll "eat" this kid for real/

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Old 01-08-2003, 09:30 AM   #13
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Lyrikal G don't it confused blud it's the the Krisiz wid the Breh in hoody avater your clashing.
Hey Sinister your lyrics are deep blud big up yaself
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Old 06-08-2003, 01:58 PM   #14
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