Lady Mystery -

Dee

Goin on like ure robert di nero a proper little gangster//
But let me warn ya its gonna get messy star//
Run ure mouth to this boomtinq i'll eat u whole like lobster//
cause you pain like a big fat ulcer//
When im on the mic im the lyrical monster//
Reading my spits u shud have a censor//
Your my prey so im gonna be the chaser//
I got more dollars then a P-R-O at poker//
Thinking your goin on grimz, ha nuthing butta Jokah//
u sad duppy//
your mans got me on all fours like puppy//
I slay fake mc's like buffy//
Im a gurl dat dresses like a slutty//
I’m an mc never be hatin//
All your crew watchin me like Satan//
Is it true im the gurl ure manz are breakin//
Mirror, mirror on da wall, Who's da badest mc of dem all//
Lyrical mc all buff and all, Tick man dem gimmie a call//
What?/
Too hot too handle, If u wanna say i'm incredible, Unforgettable, Unbelievable//
Give me da mic I’ve got da title/
Certain gurl dem dat wanna rival//
P-R-O yea yea thats my title//
Dont immitate//
Im a lyrical princess neva underestimate//
Ill send you down like a magistrate//

lady friskie

U sed I backed head on the regular
But if ur mum knew the truth she wouldn’t 4give ya
Stop ur beef stop being a hater
Coz I dnt like ur talk so cu later,
U think ur heavi just coz of ur man,
But dats one fing u won’t understand
He aint got status and I call him muggings
Wen he sees a nxt crew he’ll b a running
Katin dat lyrics about ribena
Write ur own lyrics try a little harder
Go 2 the wot? Shop on the corner
Or was that ur mum I didn’t understand ya
All ur chattin and all ur spittin
Made me write dis lyrics I was creasing
Neva fort gunning u could keep me laughing
But lets get 2 the point where im not ramping.

Screw me in the corridor look me up nd down
No I aint got a smile I only bring a frown
Y da screw and y the madness y don’t u go about ur business
Neva eva like u since I was 10
Back in primary skool u always begged friend
Like potato ill mash u up
Wot step in the rave will bash u up
Dnt use a borer ill use my fist
Dats another $$$$$ Ive taken off my list

SUPERSTAR SINISTA

i bun fyiar on fake mcs

friskie watch out for the fyiar

Dee

Rudegurl, I got a little fact//
Cos rudegurl, You cant test my chat//
1 2 3...//
Im ready for you Im in the Military//
You think your running away with the lead but I'll put On a chase//
It wont be hard to cum back I better do up my Shoe Lace//
Right about now Im storming ahead you better Pick up pase//
Im da lyrical Boomtinq u need a translater?//
Lyrikal devistator//
You aint making sense, come correct//
Will I get done for ure murder, Will i be the number 1 suspect//
Im the Slip Im the Slider//
Bump to the Grinder//
Im hitting you raw but believe Its gonna turn Harder//
Your SHOOK up, make u runn give u a Blister//
Im knowen to cause more damage then a twister//
But this aint no rollercoaster//
lyrics are just making you feel Hot like Toaster//
Im so Dangerous and ever so Adventrous//
Your curious but im so mysterious//
Dont let me get, Dont let me get serious//
Leave you as seeing people as whaaaaa Dicephalous//
Bring friskie down like the twin towers//
Dont need to weapons jus my lyrikal powers//
At the moment my score is 2 and 0, dont have 1 loss//
Im gonna rinse you n dont givaa toss!

lady friskie

fukin her raw and the comdon splits
doggy style back seat all gangster $$$$
ribbed and safe and still it splits
9 months later the dads gone skits.
disperse the seed let it germinate
a lil baby boy had in create
That will teach u lesson don’t masturbate,
don’t play wid ur tings b4 its 2 l8,
nxt fing u kno ur b a daddy
paying dem bills bare responsibility,
social services, gals on ur case
u didnt even want to increase da race,
u fort it was fun just putting it in
now the real worlds hit lets the story begin

SUPERSTAR SINISTA

big up the copy and paste i seen that b4 come correct.

lady friskie

u seen it on nxt forum init!!! coz boy dats my lyric nd no kats.

*LaDY MY$TeRY*

ill drop soon stil....in reply to lady redz 1st one....

x mystery....

mariijuana

gwan d... big up girlie bussing lyric pon forum. big up ur extremly large breasts

big up

Dee

Safeee!

mariijuana

no probs

darkweightdj

sounds ite girls big it!!!!

*LaDY MY$TeRY*

U couldnt poke your way out of a paper bag!/
No matta how much courage or bravenss u had/
Its sad dat hearin me spit cn convince u your mad/
Dat jus proves your lyrical skills r really dat bad/
We all herd it. U jus admitted your slutty/
So we own da rite to assume your ugly/
If u got a man den u jus mus be lucky/
Bet ul get jealous wen he starts t bug me/
Satan comes to mind when i read your name/
Be assured i cn also play the devils game/
Da mystery doenst neccesarily mean im tame/
Im jus doin my thang so i cn say ive claimed fame/
But no way wil i let dis $$$$ continue/
Makin garage look a joke, u need to buy a clue/
Tryin t gun me shows ur obviously new/
If u aint already guessed.... im sik of u/
Ur playin wit fire when u get aggy wit mystery/
I will flip da script an things wil turn nasty/
We dnt want dat t happen now? so dnt be silly/
1 things 4 sure, u wil never rise above me/


Standard.

SUPERSTAR SINISTA

here comes the fyiarrrrrrrrrrrrr

wots ya name lady......yo i dont give ah $$$$/all you ladys lyrics suck/i'll take all you ina handycap match/only catch is your get left dead under the hatch/thats wot happens when you talk $$$$ on my patch/when i spit the friction i cause is off the rictor scale/
spit lyrics so sick they turn pale/a a AYOOO..when you clash sin/bodys get put in wheely bin/souls get taken/mcs get ate like bacon/even wiley gets shaken/blow holes in careers like a m16/
some call me heartless some call me mean/me and fader the big parnership/step and manz empty there clip/run ya lip and i'll ccause you more pain than a dislocated hip/yo chek...you kno im gonna hurt it/,merk it/9 milly st$$$$d to my waist mate/there aint kno debate/pull the triggah wont hesitate/despatch of fake mcs like parcel force/your time your lyrics have run there course/sinistah eats mcs wif no remorse/i got more flow than niagrah falls/flow so grimey leave $$$$ marks on walls/

you all just got slewed..

*LaDY MY$TeRY*

lol @ wot dis topics turned into...considerin its my name in da title of the thread!

big up sinista tho...

mc-logie

safe yer logies bk jus 4 a short time but u never no i mite b here more often but as it all gyalis doin da talkin and sinister(easy bro) i fort i mite join in

sinista u wana test me oops pardon//
wen im goin on sick like bin laden//
ull next b seen on a milk carton//
ull b buried six foot deep in my back garden//
my fone my wallet u aint jacked it//
c u run ur mouth but u cant back it//
times have changed and im not avin it//
fake mc's just chat $$$$//
watch wen i work grime sour like lime//
u a scale to 1 to 10 im bout 9//
mr sinister uve had ur time//
come bak 2 me wen u got desent rhymes//
i aint all dat but im better than u//
ive got a better gyal urs go's moo//
u cant test my crew ull get slew//
how could a white man do this who knew//

MC KRISIS

I wanna play too!

I'm a Cold heart Protector, Lyrical injector,Disease Infector/
Make you breathe like Darth Vader/
There be no need for the inhaler, you've just been hit by the lyrical Piranna/
1122 watcha gonna do/
Times running out why you looking so blue/
Part of a Chi Chi Man crew that's you/
Pissing yourself because you know you gonna get slew/
Sweating like a pig, oh no! i'm gonna fry you like Barbecue/
Times run out, your dead now, there was no saving you/

Man dem get prang when i drop my lyrics/
Cause they know they'll flop if they ever try and test my lyrics/
When I draw $$$$ you know i'll get those digits/
Mash up the haters and make dem small like a midget/
I got Mans backing me from Beckton to Stratty/ (Stratford)
Number 1 when it comes to drawing buff yattys/
Luv those gyals in the rave who like to shake their $$$$$s/

Shut up ya mouth cause you a chi chi man terrorist /
Don't cry because you getting slewed by da General Lyricist/
Haters are scared because i'm the no.1 Nemesis/
Don't run ya mouth in my ends or you'll get kicked out da premises/
You've just been slewed by da Lyrical Specialist/

mc-logie

stupid likle boi try big up his crew//
ive got ya by da throut wot u gona do//
im da sort of honkie thatll make a boi turn blue//
dont chat to me bout man gettin slew//
i aint begun ull get get bun//
u tink ur a bad man coz u chat gun//
im hot like da sun uve been dun//
if u want more go suck ur mum//

krisis cum wid new style suprise us//
wen i touch da mic other bois duss//
truss i dont like to kuss//
call me chi chi again ur hed gets buss//
i aint no chi chi man im a big man//
wot u gona do man wen i cum for u man//
da only ting ull da man is run man//
so dont try and test this big white man//

MC KRISIS

Man ah wanna play

Logie your horrendous mate/
Trying to take on the tremendous great/
Times run out cause it's my turn to retaliate/
Spitting lyrics wid my acid tongue/
Try and test me and you will get burn/
Come against me and you will get slung/
Believe me son you won't fink it's fun/
I'll take you out and you'll get hung/

You say your big man please don't make me laugh/
Chat $$$$ about my name and that will be your last/
My mission to terminate MCs cause that is my task/

Watch the talent of this Mc/
I'll mess you up my ya face ghastly/
I'll whack you up like Muhammed ali/
Take my gat and kill you nicely/