joker told me to drop dis,ere cum the rippings

geenius

oi hoe u like a mobile phoe pay and go u dont wanna be any1's foe ,all nite making dat dough,spend it on down town soho on dem $$$$$ maz,tutt//for me ur $$$$$'s no go u aint got no flow ur teeth r yellow and dey glow//a whle ago u know u use to be a pro every'1 was like whoa ayo joe cmon babes givus a blow//u were looking fine untill the geezers u pulled at that sex show gott u into snifing dat snow//ur mind girl is like ur alwasy travlling i a u.f.o

lady_joker20

i know u aint referin to me as a hoe
coz bwoy 1ce i get started with my lyrcal flow
u'll be beggin relentlessly for me to unlosen my blow
tight around ur neck like a rope as i take ur dough
u cry out " plz lady joker" u aint really a hoe
i'll break u like ice and make u fly like a arrow in a bow
u ever seen kickboxer im more deadlia than TONG PO
i rinse u like a wet cloth then im gonna dust and go
you've got urself into a mess to challenge mercyless me
like the old chinese ways im protected my chi
with a enrgy force barricading all enemies now they try to flee
to beat me in a clash ud need a combination or a key
im like a lock unbreakble unless u know the ways
put a stake thru ur heart watch u dust like buffy slays
all vampires, ghouls and ghosts get ready 4 my death rays
coz mc swoosh better bow down $$$$$ and bring me my lyrics on new trays

geenius

$$$$$ $$$$ the trays when i was kneeling down i hadda gaze//
gazing low into ur middrift and i see dese rays//
yellow and green rays a smell lingering like fish n' cheese,ohh my days//
u started to sneeze $$$$$ out cum sum mutha $$$$ing fleas//
didnt ya familey tell u,ya head a nasty disease//
$$$$ ur clothes need sum fabreeze//
hadn't any1 told ya ya walts on ur face had started to seize//
$$$$$ ur the one who should get on ur knees'//
ur like an itch on my pubic hair//
twist u pick u like a rubix's square//
u were the next up onb who wants to be a millionaire//
every1 stood up and left there chair//
every1 rushed out in pairs,the air conditioning broke//
chris tarent $$$$ing started to choke,shti man dis aint no joke//
she needs to be put down like a old dog//
she has a disabilitie going to the bog//
she got crust round her $$$$$ like an old log//

geenius

be back bou 8 ish got football training latars

lady_joker20

nah fix up bwoy this gyal dont get on her kness/
especially afta suckin ur piece wen i caught that disease /
all dat fungus on ur $$$$ that made me sick and heeve/
i gave it up like a smoker quiting cigarettes and u try 2 tease/
tease all u want but i'll resist with ease/
i know u pay 4 sex coz u always be beggin me please/
right bout now im gonna make like a tree and leave/
coz u know once im gon u gon start to grieve/
who wants to be a millionaire nah i was on who wants 2 win a once/
audience on ur keypads this mixed race $$$$$ needs sum help/
wat do ppl don a bouncy castle?
99 percent of the audience sed bounce
but 1 dum $$$$ in the crowd sed play footy, on him i wanted to pounce/
how thick can 1 person get swoosh did u even go 2 school/
i know u got bullied and stuck in the corna lika fool/
i'll hit u at power and speed like im playin pool/
if ur up 4 the battle then bring it im ready 2 duel/

geenius

oi joker talking bout bouncy castle//
iight y did i see sat on it //
i saw u try to bounce on it but ur fat arse flattend it//
u were dere on ur back u lay u try to sit up but the rolls got in ur way//
every1 had to hope and pray that 2day u'd be ok//
na u werent they had to get a convey of trucks each tied a rope to ur thighs//
u could hear every1 in a crys of laughter//
hour after hour u moved at least a centimeter//
lol at ur face it was hotter than a gas heater//
it took too months to get u back on ur feet//
back to the ld habbits when u walk u break the concreate//
the whole streets looked as if it had an earthquake//
u made all the fishe's in the sea and lake shake//
man every1 says ur god's biggest mistake//

MC Makka

lol @ u 2

both go'in on grimey - big up yeah!!!!!!

lady_joker20

safe!

i'll av u know with these thighs i can make manz look from north east west and south/
all followin me like lost puppies with saliva drippin from there mouth/
dont be actin all innocent elation i saw u aswell in a descise without no question of a doubt/
tryin 2 say im fat out of control i know i eat as much as a rabbit so wat u chattij bout/
i'll leave ur mouth feelin dry like ive just started a drout/
if i was a boxer id be a feather weight like naseem and knock u out/
leave u lookin all sad with tears fallin from ur eyes and a unhappy pout/
wen i mc i flow like a carm ocean u lose the crowd they walk out wen u shout/
oh the earthquake u felt was ur mom doin a power walk/
kn0ckin down buildings 1 by 1 round the block leavin traces of food and chalk/
im always gonna be above u flyin high like a bird of prey a hawk/
i know wen u were at school u were bullied and named a dork/
elation wats the realation btween u and miss piggy/
coz the resemblance is a double wen i looked i got dizzy/
i thought but wait can this really be coz i was feelin jiggy/
i'll leave u shook like a can then ur brain will be a fizzy/

geenius

ay lil lady joke im ur conjunctiva i controll wot u see//
im suddenly taking over ur body rough and qucikly like the sea//
ill get u a grade g for ur whole g.c.s.e trust me it a garantee//
i'll be able to controll u how u emcee,ill buy ur mum the wrong prezzie's//
ill get u hooked up wiv sum lezzie's and make ur mum join in//
ill get u to finger ur mum u can play it smooth like a violin//
u can get ur dad to ryde u like a pony while he giving u a lil boney//
next morning u pick up the phony while the 3 off u sit in bed the line goes dead//
didnt u realize u fool ur mum pulled it wiv her foot while she gived ur dad head//
tutt fool shouldnt u of been at primary school yet?y u starting to sweat//
girl u need to stop humping the teacher will know ur bunking//

lady_joker20

i see from ur vocabulary ur mind is dirtier than ur clothes/
chattin my family like were freaks and dirty hoes/
i'll av u know wen u bend over ur dads up ur arse b4 uve even touched ur toes/
thats how u family of circus freaks earn there doughs/
im not gonna be chattin $$$$ bout ur mom dad this ur mom dad that/
dats just so unvital 4 a mc to do id rava carry round a gat/
leave u filled with led and leave ur body 2 rot like dat/
no1 will ever find u coz no1 will know where ur body is at/

cant be asred no more im chattin $$$$ ha