I wanna battle you!

TwiSteDSpItZ

YO....sup peepz...lemme know if u wanna battle me im bored....
so hit me back, if not, u suck!

SonniJim

bit like shooting fish in a barrel, but....

step in the saloon, 16 shooter on my hip,
that's 16 lines of sickness I'm gonna flip,
sitting at the bar with a whiskey to sip,
waiting for a virtual $$$$$ to step to this

in walks twistedspitz with his lyrical limp $$$$
orders a glass of piss with lemon twist
downs it in one, turns to me with raised fists
so I greet him politely with a Glaswegian kiss.

the note on the door says no guns, no knives
no schoolyard cusses, no talking jive,
I'll swarm your feeble lyrics like an attack from the hive,
you'll come out swinging but end up taking a dive

repping Lewisham son, where the f~~~ you from?
with your "sup peepz" must be somwhere long,
round here we eat $$$$$oles like you for breakfast
gets much worse but I never spit my best first...

theres some rope for you to hang yourself with.

TwiSteDSpItZ

oooohhhhkaaayyy.....anywayz......

so ur waitin for a $$$$$ and u say i have a limp $$$$//
yo is that all u can come up with//
ur punk ass wont be able to escape my wrath//
ur such a $$$$$ you scared of my laugh//
n ur a punk and everybody can tell//
you duck when i talk, cuz you dont want my pistol to yell//

i dont need $$$$ from you, so called "glaswegian kiss"//
make sure before u battle me, u get a lil practice//
thatz why u'd be studying someone elses tactics//
I spit $$$$,its slick $$$$, so quick you miss it//
to be specific, ur $$$$ would be impossible for sumone to go ballistic//

SonniJim

your rhymes're so awful its like a gypsy curse
been put on you to eternally be the worst.
I'm not jokin'! it seems your only happy when your chokin'
lyrics stick in your throat embarassed to be in the open

you're a cross between the black sheep and runt of the litter,
the only "quick" about your s??? is when its gettin s???er,
yo this is ridiculous, I'm killing you for fun
I'll turn my back a minute so you got a chance to run....


safe an all that, nahmean...

TwiSteDSpItZ

yo...wtf....ur gotta be kiddin me...that $$$$ is wack


once again with tha lil puzzy azz sheit //
ive made muh point, but ur too dumb to get it //
i gotta tell u man, that gypsy curse sheit is old //
ur rap is like ur fukin house, covered in mold //
da only thing i'd be chokin on is my pipe//
den afta dat, i'd hit u with a right//

all u'd be killin, is a fukin breath of fresh air//
muh rhymes soo tite, all u can do is stare//
i aint suprised ur gurl actz da same in skool//
doin more bendin ova, den playin a game of pool//
get ur own flow homie, cus i got some//
muh bullets are like tattoos, even ur gurl got one//

u been spittin this long n look how empty ya pockets are//
i can tell u neva had a 100 grand, unless it was a chocalate bar//
it'll take a while to load muh uzi, but da shots go quickly//
den start to put red spots on ya neck, and it aint no hicky//


safe muh azz..............

SonniJim

hey where'd you get get an uzi from? I want one...

...are you from south central La or summin?

TwiSteDSpItZ

im from minneapolis minnesota

TwiSteDSpItZ

well i cant say where i got it from...but lets just say a friend helped me out with a decent price ....lmao

SonniJim

erm ok.... have fun, I'm off home.

black beauty

hey boys, wa gwan.

SonniJim

hey black beauty.

twisted, i think you smoke too dang much... you only seem to be coming up with weak hiphop cliches.

can you produce anything original?

The Fool

My rhymes Come like both you look... UGLY. lol only jokin


"I'm not jokin'! it seems your only happy when your chokin'
lyrics stick in your throat embarassed to be in the open" - SonniJim

I like dat line. SonniJim wins it for me. but yall need to work on your punchlines. dats what battles are about. not beatin people over the head with chair legs, or shooting them with your imaginary Uzi... Punchlines man Punchlines!

SonniJim

thanks Fool... I hear what you're saying bout the punchlines, I'll work pon dat...

...imaginary fun with imaginary guns,
wishing you a gangsta like the genuine ones,
smoke blackens lungs, pops braincells one one,
Spitz fades away like "hits from the the boonngg...." lol

oxy'

hey i wanted to join in da fun and dis twisted....but then i thought his not worth a battle or a whole bunch of lines so i just spat a little sutin....

Twisted Spits or Spit Twisted
you should use the S.and T to change ya name to STupid
changin ya pic-to look like krysis-a childish behaviour
if dis was a religious battle....- still noone will save ya
have no fear about readin your death
lyrically killin you with only two lines left
losin any battle before it even gets started
i should of started this rhyme of with "dearly departed"!!!!!

SonniJim

go deh oxy...

...I shouldn't go on but like you say, it's a bubble init...

"dearly departed", you shoulden't have started,
try to big ya chest up but ya too weak hearted,
you hopeless - like a $$$$$man chattin up Sizzla,
twisted gets burnt like what fats up rizzla
he stepped up and broke his foot - I closed the door on it
wrote a weak verse - so I poured scorn on it
now he understands me like I'm standing on his head-
six feet under but not quite dead!

eddie05

i aint read alot of da rhymes i wanted 2 but from wot i've seen so far i fink sonni jim iz very very talented with how he strings his words together. the fool iz also very good.

im feeling alot of da punchlines i've seen up on here it would be gud if u tried sum of da big london battles (if u havent already)

although da crowdz are gettin more and more like wild animals and are ready 2 disgrace if sum1 goes 4 bars without a decent punchline!! LOL

but battling on a stage iz very different 2 typing on comp, so be warned!

peace

The Fool

lol true that... nah im still learnin, you aint seen nothing yet, watch dis space

Jay Da Jackal

This man is laughable and buoy I ain't jokin,
I'll burn his ass n light him up it's this cat I'm tokin,
No pace,
No chase,
He's destroying this place,
Actin like he's so sharp and acting like he is Mase,
I just gots no time, have a taste of this rhyme,
I'm into Rap not that S.O.V. $$$$ they call Grime,
This mutha$$$$er's all mine, I'ma snort him like a line,
By the way this spit ain't aimed no one's commited a crime!,
I'm just havin fun, I ain't actin like numba wun,
I don't know if I'm good or wack need votes someone gimme sum!
$$$$in tired too cause I been graftin since half seven,
And I mean as in the mornin, trust it's no sign of heaven,
I see it as hell, $$$$ it I'm beginnin to dwell,
Hope yaz all safe and as well as that swell!


Peace!!!!

LyRiCaL_SoLdIeR

ahhh, picking out u lot to battle is lyk randomising//
more random den dem blured out faces wen im fantasizing//
our rhymes r lyk flowers, urs r dying n mine r rising//
il b pointing n laughing why ur helpless and crying//
no denying// wont b no shame//
u kno ders only one name in this game//
bowe down to da lyricall-ess, da all time soldier//
sonni-jim will b bow-katin while da fool is back shotin jus lyk i told ya//
if ders no flow den ders no show, so i had to interfear//
better give ur thanks to fate, cos if it wernt for dat, i wudnt b here//
wuda bin dry lyk ur mums $$$$$ flaps, battle as borin as ur nan//
nun of u manz cud flow as heavy as dis gyal can//

jus thought id but my hed in cos im bored