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I know it's in tha wrong place but anyway, All my chats ive posted since I started.


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Old 26-02-2002, 08:37 PM   #1
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Default I know it's in tha wrong place but anyway, All my chats ive posted since I started.

RATE THESE BABY'Z OUTTA 10!
DON'T BE SHY NOW!

MC Crisis Bidda bad man MC/
Sum wanna die & try 2 test me/
Bringin guns & knifes? Yeh U bidda best be/
Aint 'No Limit' 2 me like i'm Master P/
My style obese it aint just heavy/
If your Lea Betts I be ya Ecstasy/
Thats disrespectful? Well im ****in off key/
She should of thought of that before she took tha E/

Sum wanna start widda MC Crisis/
Why this? Why U say U don't like this?/
If I sold this U know U'd go buy this/
Why Diss? Crisis aint dry in tha slightest/
Ask my fist make ya call me ya highness/
I'm high risk why don't ya come try this/
Cant lose this no need 2 go find this/
My kiss make tha gal dem go mindless/

My lyrics so sweet no need sugar frostin/
Bad man MC and aint even joshin/
Cold as a stone they call me Steve Austin/
Man so buff even boy them a tossin/
$$$$$ man bwoy that wank need a stoppin/
See me again u better be a floppin/
next time me see them trousers be droppin/
Bang bidda Bang this gun be a poppin/

How about that one pop of ma gat/
Crisis widda gun gonna rat a tat tat/
Look in ma eyes or me beat widda bat/
me just talkin joke but I know u still shat/

Me all bout attack all bout tha surprises/
Crisis bad man master of all discuises/
Cum from behind one bop off of my fist/
Another MC down cross off of my list/

Thing's aint been tha same since I 1st spoke ma name/
Spittin out lyrics hot like Yoga Flame/
U call me Dhalsim U bout 2 feel tha shame/
As I put on ma gloves & give licks 2 ya brain/
Cos i'm crazy im mad, **** im ****in insane/
Put U on a track & run U down widda train/
If U don't understand then Let me explain/
Cos im comin from hell like ma name woz Kane/
Pump up tha Bassline pump up tha vein/
Pump up my **** then lick tha white stain/
Bower down 2 me like my name woz Dane/
Cos when I reach fame U have yaself 2 blame/

Bust Ya arms Bust up ya face/
Crisis tha bad man up in tha place/
Im a bad boy like my name woz Ma$e/
Put on a mask grab knife & give chase/
Hang ya from tha roof with peice of shoe lace/
Put bits o' ya body in tha suitcase/
I remove ya tongue so no easy taste/
Like Roots Manuva u get dreamy dayz/

Skunk, Hash & Haze yes indeed/
But lets not forget bout that green sticky weed/
Roll up that **** & Smoke till ya bleed/
Pass me that **** I take wot I need/
Break up tha buds & take out tha seeds/
Rizla Original are we all agreed?/
Puff puff pass yes follow my lead/
Finished with that now let's get E'd!/

We get all these drugs we must be big spenders/
We gettin more ****ed than Elton with Benders/
Want us 2 pay back that money U lent us?/
Tuff I bought coke like Janine from Eastenders/
I need a 'fix', please come round & mend us/
Held up with 'smack' needles straight away we surrendered/
Smoked 2 much crack 'its not mine mum it's brenda's'/
I'm feelin more ****ed than ****nal's defenders!/

My arms look like a railway track/
After I inject them both with a pack a smack/
I swallow more E's when smokin' Crack/
Then 'Jump Jump' like im Daddy Mac/
There's LSD in my chronic sack/
There's Weed & Speed behind my back/
'He thinks he's bad, he thinks he's black/
Im high off Crack as a matter of fact!/

Crisis bring Coke to every Party/
Ive smoked more weed than man Bob Marley/
Done more crack than tha Crisis? Hardly/
Crisis has an E in every cup a bacardi/
Crisis drugs list would make tha best book/
Cos ive done more Coke than Daniella Westbrook/
Yes Look, Hash cakes? Im tha best Cook/
Get lippy wid me give ya one heavy left hook/


Like this, My lryrics flow hot like ****/
Crisis tha bad man on tha guest list/
Lyrical flow with tha garage twist/
Step in tha way & soon get dismissed/

Up on tha mic its tha vibe that I feel/
Get in ma stride then ya mentally ill/
Smoke off tha green but don't take no pill/
MC Crisis wid tha lyrical skill/

Mic in tha 'and its my lirikal talent/
I got tha tongue flow U said I hadn't/
hadnt now I have so now wot U say/
Lyrical bad man got gal them sway/

Comin from hell I said hot like im Kane/
MC Crisis be tha bad mans name/
Knock all ya teeth 2 tha back of ya brain/
Go see tha Dentist and get re-arranged!
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Old 26-02-2002, 08:39 PM   #2
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$$$$ YOU $$$$$--POST YOUR $$$$ ELSEWHERE.


$$$$IN $$$$ SMOKER
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Old 26-02-2002, 08:45 PM   #3
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rah easy m8t
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Old 26-02-2002, 08:48 PM   #4
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No one wants to read his Greatest Misses so $$$$ him.

I bet the ryhmes are $$$$ anyways
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Old 26-02-2002, 09:23 PM   #5
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naa man his rhymes r sick!
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Old 26-02-2002, 09:54 PM   #6
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C'mon Rokko, my lyrics R blatently better then anythin U could do & im only 16.
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Old 26-02-2002, 09:54 PM   #7
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like i said on uptown and ill say here i would rate them and in all honesty there ones lower down mite be better but as soon as i saw

bida i stoped reading

ammaturish take my advice

1st 2rules to bein a decent mc dont say bida or manan

constructive critism
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Old 08-03-2002, 02:03 PM   #8
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6/10

wouldn't say sick. improvements needed.
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