hoo wants to battle me

criztal

i can def c theres sum nang mcs on this site so feel free 2 battle me an drop sum verses. nuff respect criztal

Bob_the_rascal

yo it's bob1, the homosapien man//
frying criztal's lyrics in a pan//
the man//
who is bleeding claret in the corner//
killing ure vocab now ure a mourner//
im definetly nang, step with a bang//
causin confusion and tranfusion with my slang//
ure retrospective changes with a skyblue effect//
im killin criztal with crosswires so i connect//
i tap into lyrics like a hacker//
ure not heavy, give up the game in a good manner//

Bob_the_rascal

bit weak, but i dropped sum verses so lets start the battlin

criztal

aiight that gd but io gt a dope reply

Bob_the_rascal

drop sum verses

LyRiCaL_SoLdIeR

testing testing 1 2 3, lyricals onda m.i.c,
wen it comz to dubz nah one can beat me..
sweet looks to fool but a rude gyalie..
leave u clued up n feelin hopeless..
listen for a minute n maintain focus...

im talented im blessed n i got al da rest..
sweet size 10 n a nyce size chest..
lyrical laydee got da whole town speechless..
i stick to mah features..hold on too mah leashe..
brehs tryna hold dy game but neva reaches..
all u kat lyk da middle of peaches..
i see u lookin but WHAT U LOOKIN AT?
b twistin u like da top of a bottle cap..
got curves lyk a kortasac..
skin cofee n cream me no u gyals aint lookin dat..


so brehs dat r watchin stay smart keep wise..
dis gyal wil fool u nee tym me a devil in descuise..
suss me out n look into mah eyes..
go wida sweet look n beleive my lies..
dont even try it cos il merk ne1 dat tries..
sah dun go judgin me by mah size..
n das a warnin...yer DIS IZ A FACT..
mah lil sweet face iz just n act..
step to me n il b on ur bak..
u can run all u want but ul soon get found..
dun test me i own dis land..
yer u herd rite where ur two feet stand..
il finish ur sh-it wit mah two bare hands..
THINK TWICE..me as cold as iceee..
even tho i mite look nyce..
mite only b a likkle 5'3..but i can b jus plain crazy..
sah dun judge me by wat u see..
cos all u see iz a likkle white gyalie
oh sh-itttt eva chat dis..
il chew uu up n spit u bit by bit..
all u breddas u make me sick..hatin me cos mah hair demz slick...

jawn_blazey

wot happened to criztals verse-
he forgot to drop before he went away?
or he see blazey comin this way n ran away?
girls see me comin they giv it 'hip hip hooray'
cos i get em jookin til they snappin vertabrae

big up that bob rascal
he took the task on
shook it up spat it out n now criz is long gone

big up that lyrical soldier
a lady wit big balls like boulders
take it as a compliment, not takin piss outta ya
dont realy fink ur like that big bro's nadia
size 10 wit a nice size chest?
im more of size 8 fan myself-aint too botherd bout breasts
criztal still not back? bruv, u gotta learn to flex
all this invisible boy plays gettin ppl vex
or u listenin to ur cd's on a lyrical treck?
findin good rhymes to nick n hit us wit next?
pack up ur misteeq n ur so solid crews
sing along wit them?boy i can mc to the news

hope bob dint kilya wit the crosswires he connect
lyrical n blazey stil aint had a stab yet
wont kickya while u down criz, cos u never got up
il b back on tomorro, lemme know if he shows up

criztal

aiight. all u cats dont got a clue how to rap//
u borin me,ur fake punks makin me wanna nap//
who tha fuk u tink u r pretendin 2 b hard//
jawn blazey who tha fuk is that,jus anutha retard//
i gt u twisted wen i spit ,u in ma trap//
ur crew is $$$$$,matta of fact ur flows r wak//
give u a taste of me ,u get addicted//
u culd b sumtin but ur lyrics r restricted//
all u eva say is lyrical soldierand ill kill $$$$$es//
an i reply u gettion older an i kill snitches//
go bak frm where u came from cs u gnna get smashed//
u eminem without talent jus sum fukin white trash//

G RyMe

LyRiCaL_SoLdIeR

make sure u read dis slow cos i know u cant read fast..il giv u a hand if u hack it tho..cos to you this is a BIG task..

derz dis boy named kritical..thinks he can get any girl..
livin dis lyf lyk dis world iz his world..
beleivin dat ur above da rest..goin on lyk ur rude..
OH PLEASE iv seen 10 year olds dat r tuffer den you..
wen it comz to rockin it boi ul get slewed..
ul b begin for ur lyf..lyk a fat kid dus fo food..
u kno everytin alrite..everytin bout nuttin..n DAS ONE TING U KNO'Z TRUE..

but yeh u ARE right wen u beleive u have more den him n me..
u gota a bum crack das TWO FOOT BY THREE..
cant bop da street without people shoutin H.I.V..
iv seen dem down souf manz..queing up for HEADS..
u think we want wat u got..but i wana ask y?
wen ur the only one here with an STI..


i thought of u wen i watched the monkeys on PBS..
u look like humphery broogans sept with a hairyer chest..
yeh jus go on with the white jokes...YES I KNO IM WHITE
least im not half somalian..who is invisable at night..
jus call sean paul n he will GIVE U THE LIGHT..

G RyMe

things r lookin realy poor on here........

e.k.s

dont look to bright does it

Bob_the_rascal

yo why are there so many average emcees on here//
ill divide the fraction and destroy the atmosphere//
the anatomical meanings of life and beyond//
$$$$ up and bruck up the flow on your stereo bonds//
so criztal has no imaginative effect//
i look at the first line, $$$$ it i wont read the rest//
so i leave the world stomped on and left critical//
dsinkin stella while im gettin rowdy and leave emcees ridiculed//

R2d2

come one , come all
mc's it's time to fall
like becks i am on da ball
you all sound da same
no fame or game
bustin mc's like jakie chan
you mc's got no lyrical span
listen to da street
that's where you will here me rock the beat
that's wright catch a cab
coz you better hit the lab and practice
your sh#$ is fake like an actress
or yet maybe a model
you fools sound like you hit to much of da bottle.
as switch up a gear and hit da throttle
into overdire
you mc's not gonna stay alive
thats's wright your dead
full klip on lyrics to the head
as you fall to the ground i just reload for da next round