com on, i'm on bout things u call ur mates dat is funny to everyone else, but deep down u kno its sort of, well, bad.
dis is my one :
wen i was livin in london, bout year 7-8, i had dis mate called aki or somin, and it use to b the funnies thing, wen me and my mates would b out and saw a black car parked up, we would all go "Aki! get back! we mite lose you!"
Cuz he was blacker den black lol, was funny, good olde dayz man, good old dayz