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Old 19-10-2002, 01:58 PM   #1
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Default $$$$ ALL YOUR MOTHERS!!!!!!!!

ALL YOUR MUMS ARE HOS AND LOVE SUCKING $$$$!
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Old 19-10-2002, 03:00 PM   #2
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your mommas so fat she had to be baptised at seaworld!!
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Old 19-10-2002, 04:10 PM   #3
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Your mums so stink she makes right guard go left...
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Old 19-10-2002, 07:51 PM   #4
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your momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals."
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Old 20-10-2002, 07:29 PM   #5
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your mommas so fat that when she backed up..she started beeping like a dump truck.
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Old 20-10-2002, 07:30 PM   #6
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i love the beef section its jokes ainnit!
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Old 21-10-2002, 10:20 AM   #7
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your mommas so old she owes moses a goat
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Old 21-10-2002, 04:32 PM   #8
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Originally posted by KRAZY D
your mommas so old she owes moses a goat


I found that quite humorous!
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Old 22-10-2002, 07:55 AM   #9
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your mommas so fat she gotta get planning permission for everywhere she goes
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Old 22-10-2002, 12:26 PM   #10
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ypur mommas so fat that when she wore a malcom X t-shirt helecopters tried landing on her
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Old 28-10-2002, 09:19 AM   #11
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LOL
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Old 28-10-2002, 04:30 PM   #12
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your mummas so fat - wen she went to thr grand canyon she got stuck
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Old 28-10-2002, 07:49 PM   #13
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yo mommas so ugly when she looked out of the window she got fined for mooning!!!!
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Old 10-06-2004, 01:56 PM   #14
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gawd your a bunch of pussies with your momma jokessss i despairrrrrr
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Old 10-06-2004, 10:53 PM   #15
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yea, well dis topic was started bout 2 years back, lol when mum cusses were the thing to do
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Old 10-06-2004, 10:54 PM   #16
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not forgeting the classic " Your Mum! " would think there would be more to it, but, meh
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Old 12-06-2004, 12:15 PM   #17
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why about your dad. or is that too drastic
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Old 12-06-2004, 02:11 PM   #18
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lol that would be going over the line! there is a thin line between, $$$$ cuss, and over line, start a fight cus! thats going over the line!
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Old 12-06-2004, 05:21 PM   #19
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LMFAO!!! ur nan!!!
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Old 13-06-2004, 08:13 AM   #20
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your mom is so ugly i had to break in and close the curtains
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