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Old 27-08-2005, 01:28 AM   #1
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mad Desperate Measures...

Too Complex For Yall $$$$$s But Anyway...

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It Started Off, 2nd-Of-Sep..
I Entered The Bank, With My Tech-And-My-Vest..
Preparing To Provoke A Twenty-Second-Arrest..
Waited In The Queue Then I Stepped-To-The-Desk..
Every Second-Was-Stress But I Still Went Through-With-It..
One O' My Homies Bailed Out He "Didn't Want Nothin To Do-With-It"..
I Just $$$$ed Back And Said "C'mon Lets Do-This-$$$$"..
Then Blew-The-Clip Right Through-The-$$$$$..
Saw The Till, And Moved-To-It..
Some Slut Got In The Way I Shouted "Move-You-$$$$$"..
And Told Her To "Get Back" Like I Was On Some Luda-$$$$..
I'll Soon-Be-Rich In Cash - Have A Maid-Stack-It..
Yo I Must Be 'Mad', Cos Ima 'Straight-Jack-It(Jacket)'..
But When Fate-Happens, I'll Be Hustlin-For-Real..
I Used The Tip On The Glock For Bustin-The-Till..
There Must-Of-Been-Mill's - I Only Took-What-I-Could-Manage..
I Had More Cheese Than My Homeboy I Could Cook-A-Cheddar-Sandwich..
I Didn't Need Him No More, So I Put-One-Through-His-Bandage..
Then I Looked-At-All-The-Damage, And Ran-For-The-Car-But..
I Ran Into A Small Boy Hard And Managed-To-Draw-Blood..
Before He Blacked Out And His Stamma-Grew-Harder..
He Muttered 5 Words, "This Man-Is-My-Father"..
And Then He Passed Away, With A Spasm-He-Falled-Off..
I Gave My Own Son A Siezure(Ceasar) Like A Family-Barber..
In My Hand-A-Revolver, Life-Ain't-Worth-Living..
I Contemplated My Son And My Wife-Her-Birth-Giving..
Is It Right-To-Just-Give-In?, Am I Cold-Hearted-And-Mental?..
"BANG" - Like Greek Ruins There's A Hole-Right-In-My-Temple..
My Soul-It-Acted-Gentle Cos I Was Destined-For-Heaven..
And I Understand, You Could Keep A Vest-On-Forever..
But Now I'm Dead - Because I Took Desperate-Measures..........
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Old 30-08-2005, 02:44 PM   #2
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Nice story, wasnt feelin dat part where ye Killed yer boi cos he wanted out, bit stingie, other den dat, pretty good.
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Old 30-08-2005, 03:16 PM   #3
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ay this is tight....nice wordplay....an twist....

works well
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