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David Lama vs. Mercules ( PIC Battle)


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Old 06-06-2006, 06:19 AM   #1
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Default David Lama vs. Mercules ( PIC Battle)

This Battle is from another site.

just posting it here for feed.

it took place in a pic tourney.


Mercules

Awww.. David always looks so sad

22, lets go..

Look its Thug Model! ..Lama don’t smile.. He “too real”
Always sucking in his cheeks.. Look he’s showing us “Blue Steel”
Doesnt smoke. David said he never would, and holded to it
So his teeth are Light.. Too bad they’ve never been exposed too it
shiit, I smile and smoke too.. Pass it and I’ll blow one
plus ya eyes so Beedee.. they put me in the mood to smoke one
heh. ...looking down at this geek cat...
it looks like my thigh with two eyes... and a mouth drawn on the kneecap
He shouldn’t shave.. The bottom of his face is too thin
plus lama Nose better... AND its wider than his chin!
As for personals... I don’t need to AIM. Thats sucka sh*t
If I’m looking for dirt on you... I’ll peep ya upper lip
Most Spanish dudes got facial hair.. Don’t think I’m being mean
But I cant tell if thats a mustache.. or lint on my screen
b*tch, the hands of Merc grab ya mug... tear it half
watch me leave ya face In-dents.. like I’m startin paragraphs
I’d aim for ya chin.. But its a small target to hit
Naw... I’ll aim for ya brim... it roughly 4 times the width
HA.. look that Nose! You’re eskimo hoe’s dream date
Such a giant Broke-ridge.. Its selling stocks and real estate
Known for swaying.. you’d Cheat-tah aviod getting beat
But now Lama, your looking beaten.. Just laying on Cheetah sheets

OUT



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<--- my verse

David Lama



Originally posted by Pic Tourney Rules
Line Limits: 14 min / 20 max.

Agree on a line amount in your check in. If no agreement is made, the second person to post must match the line amount of the 1st person.

he cant follow rules, this idiot needs to get shot on this date
cause he did 22 to match the amount of dots on his face
I’ll still post 20 though & go through duke, plus I know you shook
thinking I'll drop 40 lines instead.. since that’s how old you look
beat him when he had sick bouts at this, all he spits now’s whack sh*t
I’d have merc at the edge of his seat.. with or without that pic
you love it when a lame guy’s on top, thats all of your dates homo
you’re always under a square like the dude in ya northface logo
that couch has a bunch of sh*t stains, I wont clown on that, kid
but how’d one get out.. sit down.. & put on clothes & glasses?
fact is I’ll have some fun today, I mock f@gs and son ya gay
battle?.. merc’s just tying his shoe laces so he can run away
you know I’m raping ya kid, in ya pants its making ya sh*t
ya hair’s spiked like the drinks you drank before taking that pic
I’ll run right through you, then stop.. just to look back and boo you
how you gonna win when your verse looks as bad as you do?
merc tried explaining why he posts played .. I told kid no way
that wearing grandma’s glasses don’t make dropping old sh*t okay
I don’t get God.. your so ugly I have to laugh at you
yet he gave you a beauty Mark.. Luke, John and Matthew too


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some people always get confused.

so heres how it is

1st verse, 2nd pic = mercules

2nd verse, 1st pic = David Lama
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Old 06-06-2006, 10:10 AM   #2
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Not a great battle but it was alright still ..

He shouldn’t shave.. The bottom of his face is too thin
plus lama Nose better... AND its wider than his chin!
As for personals... I don’t need to AIM. Thats sucka sh*t
If I’m looking for dirt on you... I’ll peep ya upper lip

pretty funny 2 bars and probably the best part of his verse .. he carried 2 lines over the set rules which he needn't of done really as he could have easilly chopped away some of the filler in his verse that didn't help its strength anyways ...

As for your verse .. I think you came in good with a funny openin line but the verse dipped in consistency .. it picked up again toward the end but I wasn't feelin your outro bar ..

A close battle where he has to lose merit on breakin the rules with the line limit .. neither outshone the other but I'd say you probably just edged it for me with not so much needless filler .. namely merc's first few bars which were weak sauce .. if he'd came in stronger I think he could have won this but as it stands .. I'da voted for you ..
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