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Come battle me.......and die!!!!! I iz da new bad boy MC

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13-04-2002, 08:34 AM	#1
DJ Fat Zed Analogue Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 543	Come battle me.......and die!!!!! I iz da new bad boy MC MY lyrics are tru I'm out to get you I'll even bust ya cru When yo sittin on the loo Come battle me today You've got notin' real to say Yo DJ cannot play And yo soundin really gay Me dresses in Prada An you drive a Lada Me call you the retarder Yo go down like the spanish armada So shut yo stupid Gob You silly fat slob Cos I'm da 2-stepper An you is just a leper. Anyone can battle From london to seattle I'll prod you like cattle Yo skinny knees will rattle I'll Rhyme till yo iz dead I'll make yo face red youll hear what I said then you'll worship fat zed Come and have a go But don't be too slow I'll whip you wiv ma flow leave you in my shadow I'm ready to hook up hold da mic like a cup Cash ma lyrics in da bank An make yo sound like wank BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SELEKTA TA TA

13-04-2002, 07:57 PM	#2
the_Miss_MC savage_psyren@hotmail.com Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 107	brace urself open wide, look at the lyrics arriving inside. fat zed tha boy's inbred instead you bin led to dred surrounding sound of the bass put you back in ur place with a hand to the face whip with tha tongue ontoo tha next one you aint nothing to me you cheap queer boy MC wearing hi tec shoes pretending you know krus ur face turning red was it something i said? getting ripped by a girl make ur hairs curl you got no relations with no garage stations leave London alone this one's home grown! Ha! Miss MC holding the ground select_your_weapon@hotmail.com

14-04-2002, 07:43 AM	#3
DJ Fat Zed Analogue Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 543	Yo might think you're cool As an MC at you're skool But you're crew are all kids And your pants are full of skids You aint never been to clubs Your DJ got no dubs You need to get a teacha Cos my lyrics r gonna eatcha You wear top shop up and down I wear gucci in london town You got pushbikes for your wheels I got beemers to do my deals So go on get back to class I certainly whooped your arse I'd give up trying to be an mc co you'll never bust rhymes like me.

14-04-2002, 01:45 PM	#4
DJ Groomy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 66	I'll gun you down just for fun I pull out my gun and your on the run Blow you away with an AK47 U ain't going to heaven Straight to hell What da $$$$ is dat smell? Thats your mum she slipped and fell Onto my $$$$ and rode me so well So don't mess with me and my bad boy yardies Cause u pay da price by losing your knees So give me 20 keys and a Gs So i can sell it on and make da moneys

14-04-2002, 03:16 PM	#5
DJ Fat Zed Analogue Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 543	Dem is big words for a teenager!!!

14-04-2002, 09:04 PM	#6
the_Miss_MC savage_psyren@hotmail.com Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 107	Turn off the mic Try to be a producer Leave ur mum let Groomy seduce her Zed get to the end of the alphabet one coming to make you sweat Returning wid da rhythm make ur decision stand down now I'm telling you how. Think you can defeat me Got no teeth to eat me Were they knocked in by gays coz you couldnt get no lays as for my kru they says 'want an introduction practice ur suction. if he cant get a hard one dont feel he's hard done, true its nature son and true my work is done. As for the schooling you see go request my ID and kiss the muther$$$$ing CV busted, dusted and done. get personal! Miss MC (little girl who thought she could rhyme, removing the pieces one at a time)! select_your_weapon@hotmail.com

15-04-2002, 03:35 AM	#7
Sen Da Elda Moderata Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 4,513	Lol at Zed...mate, you must have been bored

15-04-2002, 08:04 AM	#8
DJ Fat Zed Analogue Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 543	You hit the nail on the head!!!

16-10-2007, 05:40 PM	#9
c-dubs Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1	u not only ones dat can mc i can spit 4 a minit spit 4 a hour got more bars dan da ifel tower u ant got no man so stop actin bad da only man u got is ya mum an dad even they wont bak ur beef cus they afraid of losin teeth ya bars are gettin old they need dustin look at the fake songs your bustin

06-11-2007, 06:49 AM	#10
WHITEBOI22 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 3	think ur a badboy i c hesitation wid a strap to ur face i bring exclamation wid me rolling da streets it devistation ur looking clueless i make a statement squeeze da mic tilll it bleeeds my flow wen u wan clash rudeboi lets go im from narm where time moves steady but rolling wid me dnt make u heavy but $$$$ wid me ur put to bed g illl pile ur crew up 1 by 1 lock n loaded cotched in my drum blazeing an eight and drinking the liquour when i enter bad boi shiver sum 1 crossed ur grave dat 4 shore but if u get rude ulll experience it whore

06-11-2007, 06:56 AM	#11
WHITEBOI22 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 3	i roll tight i roll crisp passing by ulll hear a hiss a coiled rattle snake yer dat me spiting bars and venom in ur direction ur felling da tention as i mention rudeboi ur in da wrong section ur here in da pros ur at da back of da cue amteur rooom keep walking through da tention rises u bust a line ur so crap its a crime so bad boi do ya time .clean up ya act bring sank new dis forums a joke through and through u spit like u want status as i rolll though rudboi getta clue u cnt test me and it wnt come true illl punish ur dreams and leave u blue.

13-12-2007, 05:22 PM

#12

mc_p

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Join Date: Apr 2007

Posts: 210

“
Originally Posted By: DJ Fat Zed

MY lyrics are tru
I'm out to get you
I'll even bust ya cru
When yo sittin on the loo

Come battle me today
You've got notin' real to say
Yo DJ cannot play
And yo soundin really gay

Me dresses in Prada
An you drive a Lada
Me call you the retarder
Yo go down like the spanish armada

So shut yo stupid Gob
You silly fat slob
Cos I'm da 2-stepper
An you is just a leper.

Anyone can battle
From london to seattle
I'll prod you like cattle
Yo skinny knees will rattle

I'll Rhyme till yo iz dead
I'll make yo face red
youll hear what I said
then you'll worship fat zed

Come and have a go
But don't be too slow
I'll whip you wiv ma flow
leave you in my shadow

I'm ready to hook up
hold da mic like a cup
Cash ma lyrics in da bank
An make yo sound like wank

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SELEKTA TA TA
”

oh dear

15-12-2007, 07:35 PM

#13

the1JD

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Join Date: Jul 2007

Posts: 19

“
Originally Posted By: mc_p

oh dear
”

haha

one of the worst ive seen, agreed?

18-12-2007, 05:18 PM	#14
I-RoNiK Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 498	isn't it past bedtime? shouldn't you be changin your huggies? or are you too busy playin wit yo barbies and buggies? $$$$ this, don't know why i hit reply cuz we all know i just merked you in a matter of 4 lines your rythm's demented and your lyrics are rusty, an there aint enough oil in the world kid, TRUST ME Run along now, don't wanna miss your mummy's cur-few here's a tissue, wipe your eyes kid, coz this $$$$$ has just merked you

21-12-2007, 04:32 PM

#15

mc_p

Registered User

Join Date: Apr 2007

Posts: 210

“
Originally Posted By: the1JD

haha

one of the worst ive seen, agreed?
”

AGREED

21-12-2007, 08:11 PM	#16
Halo SuPeR MoDeRaToR Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 2,288	Mr "H" to tha "a's" here back on scene . rifle hits from long range so no need for a team. call it swimming lessons when the knifle slash makes ya blood steam Funny how a knife slash or two makes a thug scream. You wanna spar wid the Champ, what mess you smokin ? I was spittin dat ill $$$$ shince b4 my voice was broken. 1 shot 1 kill that's why they say my bar's is golden. Ima elect some one to die , my tec 9's is voting. a short n sweet 4 ya , ain't done this for a while.

12-01-2008, 04:23 PM	#17
BLAS-THEME Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 88	i'M UH NECK CHOPPA// EXECUTIN' EMCEEZ PROPPA// I'LL PEE ON YA BEST EFFORT// THEN EXILE YOU LIKE UH GAY LEPER// YOU'RE ONLY GOOD AT BEIN WACK// I'LL COLLAPSE YA 1 ROOM SHACK// BREAK YA BACK// AN SLING YOU AROUN LIKE CRACK// I GOT THROW AROUN' LYRIX// I USE TA SLAP UP KRUMBZ// I GIVE EM LIKE 3 TA FOUR SECONDS// CUZ I AINT GOR TIME FOR BUMZ// IN LESS THAN NA MINUTE// I'LL CRUSH YA EGO, CHARACTER AND COLLEGES// THEN REGROUP ON THA PHYSICAL// AND TOTALLY DESTROY YOUR ESOPHAGUS// HATERZ ARE LIKE MAD ZOO MONKEYS// TRYNA THROW SHYT IN YA FACE// I THROW MAJOR SLUGZ AT MINORS// SO FLUNKIES STAY IN YA PLACE// WANT'CHA CAREER CASTRATED?// THEN SIGN THA CERRATED LIFE-LINE// CUZ I CUT OFF LIFE SUPPORT// THEN PHUKKED UP AN MADE YA WIFE-MINE// UH PHUKKD UP MOVE?// YEAA DAWG! I AGREE IT WAS// NICE TITZ HER BIG LIPZ// PLUS THA FACT THAT THIS GUY WAS BUZZED// I SMASHED HER LIKE UH HUNNERD CAR PILE UP// SAME WAY I'LL WRECK YA MIND// SO GIT'CHA KEY-STYLE UP//

13-01-2008, 03:18 PM	#18
2high4you Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 11	im like a pitbull i'll rip ya'll to bits ya'll will scream im tha $$$$ dude i spit tru i'll strip ya whole team of any respect i'll neglect your weak neck make ya nod back n forth like a army cadet ive had it all this rabbitin is maddenin 2high soon i'll be stabbin inta ya bladder n then you die as it infects your bloodstream you'll see ye last dream of subs n tweeters in speakers playin ma tracks n blastin

13-01-2008, 03:19 PM	#19
2high4you Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 11	you gota play wit tha word blastin a bit (blasteen) Peace.. \0/

13-01-2008, 04:13 PM	#20
BLAS-THEME Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 88	I Feel U On That..peep This I JUST WROTE ANUTHA JAWN A SECOND AGO ON HERE IN SOME TOPIC UNDER "VETERANZ STAN THA PHUK UP http://www.ukmusic.com/forum/open-m...k-up-47607.html BUT ANYWAY..LEMME SEE WHAT I KIN COME UP WITH HERE AN NOW.... Im built for war on na global type level// I annihilate privates an make generals grab shovels// tha first word said// left his whole squad dead// I'm tha Black Mafioso// I'll paint'cha whole world red// deep purple as tha blood oozes from holes// rhymes i rip... minds i split// give u dem little angel wings// then dispose of ya soul//

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