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Old 15-02-2002, 09:22 PM   #1
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Default Chatting bare $$$$e!

Like a talk show host, got the urge 4 some chattin',
U can't stop my swing when baseball I'm battin',
I've got a face like an arse when I MC I'm shattin',
But I won't mess wit u, cos ur coat's got a gat in,

Now I've got the cream u cats are just lapping,
Y'all drop ur drinks when J.O.E.'s rappin',
Cos this cassanova's gotcha feet tapping,
Thugs scared of ma strength they panties is crapping,

I would come and start on MC Provoka,
But his momma's tik, and I'd like to poke her,
I hope he takes this, cos I'm jus a joker,
Please scan me ur mum, I'm dying to grope her!

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Old 16-02-2002, 11:14 AM   #2
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hahahahahahahaha - I would come and star on MC Provoka,
But his momma's tik, and I'd like to poke her,
I hope he takes this, cos I'm jus a joker,
Please scan me ur mum, I'm dying to grope her!


funny $$$$ - please scan ur mum

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