"chap For The First Time": Open Battle Request

CHAPLIN

ANYBODY WANNA BATTLE A LIL'? I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE LONG BUT I'VE READ AFEW OF THE PREVIOUS THREADS AND I CAN SEE THERE'S SOME TALENT ABOUT, I WOULDN'T MIND BATTLIN' SOME OF YA.

IF UR GAME, POST UP BUT I PROB WON'T REPLY TILL 2MORO 'CUS I'VE GOT TRAININ' 2MORO MORNIN', PEACE OUT.

SonniJim

come on then...

right you c--t have some of this
I'm in the mood to take the piss
I'll spit first cos you're too f--king shy
tell you what I did to your mama last night

f--cked her so hard I probably shoulda worn
a boxing glove insted of a condom,
and truth be told I'm that cold hearted
held her under the covers and farted

she loved it but I kicked her out the door
then saw she'd left her purse on the floor,
now I'm here sipping beer she paid for,
giving you a chance to settle the score

so what you saying? ready for lyrical beats?
or are you still busy roaming the streets
staking out playgrounds to feed your needs;
paedophilic deeds with girls that don't bleed.

...bit crude, I know, but there you go....

The Fool

*folds arms and taps foot* Im waiting... *looks at watch*

CHAPLIN

"FIRST BLOOD"

WHEN I POSTED UP OFFERIN' AN OPEN BATTLE REQUEST/
I'M SORRY SON, BUT I GUESS I WAS TALKIN' TO THE REST/
'CUS I MENTIONED "TALENT" DUDE, BUT U SEEM TO HAVE NONE/
AND TO ME BATTLIN' WHACK MC'S AINT REALLY THAT FUN/
UR DONE, "DEAD" ALREADY AND I AINT EVEN SAID S@*T/
BUT I'LL STILL SPIT AND "RIP" UP UR "COLD BODY" LIKE "FORENSICS"/
'CUS U AINT S@*T, CAN'T BATTLE CHAP 'CUS UR FLOW'S OLD/
I TAKE "-HEARTS" WHEN I SPIT $$$$$, SO NOW UR JUST "COLD-"/
UNTOLD ARE THE METHODS IN WHICH I SETTLE SCORES/
CHAP SPITS LIKE A "DIAMOND BOTTOMLESS PIT", NO "FLAWS"/
I'M BORED OF KILLIN' "SONNIJIMS" WITHOUT NO SKILL/
WHO CAN'T MATCH MY ABILITY TO LYRICALLY KILL AT WILL/
AND I WILL SAY UR NOT THE FIRST TO FALL, WITHOUT ANY BOAST/
I MAKE A HABIT OF "LAYIN'" MC'S OUT LIKE "BEANS ON TOAST"/
UR RHYMES ARE "CHILD'S PLAY" "SON" THAS WHY I AINT THAT FUSSED/
AND IF I'M A "PAEDOPHILE" THEN I GUESS UR RHYMES JUST GOT F@*KED!

The Fool

Chaplin... your winning this $$$$ without contest, i only wish my introduction battle was with you, no offence snnijim but chaplin you really are a worthy opponent

oxy'

ok ok time to disect dis....first off sonnijim...ermmmmm
as i quote......

.......tell you what I did to your mama last night

f--cked her so hard I probably shoulda worn
a boxing glove insted of a condom,
and truth be told I'm that cold hearted
held her under the covers and farted

she loved it but I kicked her out the door
then saw she'd left her purse on the floor,
now I'm here sipping beer she paid for,.....

all those lines just to diss someone...d'oh. to much mums diss's and not enuff wordplay and punchlines....Sonnijim.

CHAPLIN...likin it..hold up let me quote..lol

BUT I'LL STILL SPIT AND "RIP" UP UR "COLD BODY" LIKE "FORENSICS"/...oooooo

CHAP SPITS LIKE A "DIAMOND BOTTOMLESS PIT", NO "FLAWS"/
ooooooo again..lol

I'M BORED OF KILLIN' "SONNIJIMS" WITHOUT NO SKILL....nice personal...

I MAKE A HABIT OF "LAYIN'" MC'S OUT LIKE "BEANS ON TOAST"/lol

UR RHYMES ARE "CHILD'S PLAY" "SON" THAS WHY I AINT THAT FUSSED/
AND IF I'M A "PAEDOPHILE" THEN I GUESS UR RHYMES JUST GOT F@*KED!
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo....lovely jubley job well done.

The Fool

well go at it soon chaplin...

SonniJim

lets drop one more verse each and leave it to voters... like miss oxy suggested for your next bout...

btw heavy lyrics Chaplin...

but I'm clever enough to outwit karma
more philosophy than the dalai lama
skilful enough to boomerang bananas
I'll give you a skinhead with a 3 foot katana,
while you divest your chest via lips of useless $$$$,
pointless as a porno mag without the pics,
rathar than try it Chap, you oughta retire
cos I'm so brand new I make the future look old n tired.

so while you ate "beans on toast" I spat 1st,
made your ears bleed like Tyson at his worst,
burst the dam, drowned you like a Tsunami,
I'm essential to hiphop like water to Pisces!
only way you'd hurt me is if I heard you,see,
you oughta stay silent like ya namesake's movies,
so well done for trying, but you met shame and defeat
cos you stepped up with sale-rack trainers on your feet!

...and The Fool bigs himself up alot for someone who's only dropped 3 verses...

e.k.s

Not being nasty, but both of ya are crap..

SonniJim

thanks for the constructive criticism, you cretin.

e.k.s

Anytime...

The Fool

I'm essential to hiphop like water to Pisces!

love dat line man love it!!!!

e.k.s, spit somrthing better, or suck a $$$$... ull get fukd one way or another

CHAPLIN

Hey guys, sorry I havn't posted back I've got S@*t loadsa of work to do, but i'll be able to continue prob 2moro ok, peace.

Btw e.k.s thanks for the feedback

Silveo

Flows is flawed, i eat emcees and the meal thorough/
-My game take away breathe jus like hillsborough/
Now this aint wrestling son an so you cant stage dat/
-Where the stage at, lets treat it like a cage match/
--
An now u dealin wid Silv, i aint no superficial fable/
Naa my crew got more initial den a periodic table/
I aint father xmas, but im known to slay an slew/
Especially wen u edit ur rhyme more than Alien 2/

Silveo

Rappers is such $$$$$es, i shouldnt battle, i should wife these/
And maybe that will happen, wen tsunami rhymes with picses/
Plus im always riiite to the P, and so you can call me bracket/ [
Break ur back and snap it naaa infact i smack it with a racket/
love

The Fool

o $$$$.... oh $$$$tttttt that was hot!! greetings silveo u got any audio?

oxy'

im feelin two lines of ya silvo

Naa my crew got more initial den a periodic table/

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Plus im always riiite to the P, and so you can call me bracket/ [


nice..

Silveo

Sorted... Bit crappy, had to get it from juno

http://www.ukmusic.com/forum/showth...?threadid=34930

www.grimeylimeys.com
... safe peoples.

GLK

I SEEN ALL D BATTLES ON THESE FORUMS ND ALL U PPL HAVE THE SAME STLYE OF RAPPING BESIDE MC KRISIS HU I THINK SHOULD BE RATED