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Old 17-01-2006, 09:11 PM   #1
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ya evry mc slot dere bes punchlines
i hav a few ;

ur weak like 7 days

still from da rich and still robbin da hood

put urz peepz
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Old 17-01-2006, 09:37 PM   #2
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Ay manz..I was supposed to battle u back in July n u dissappeared..u still up 4 it
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Old 17-01-2006, 09:37 PM   #3
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Originally Posted By: Guy Furiouz

ya evry mc slot dere bes punchlines
i hav a few ;

ur weak like 7 days

still from da rich and still robbin da hood

put urz peepz


A true emcee will neva post his best punchline as it can expose themselves........not gud idea at all....

plus
weak>7 days.....LOL
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Old 17-01-2006, 09:59 PM   #4
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Weak Like 7 Days > Played.
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Old 17-01-2006, 10:56 PM   #5
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no not played, check papoose lyrics. catted
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Old 17-01-2006, 11:04 PM   #6
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i not really a papoose fan..listen to alot..never really caught on
i don think the line particualy special anyway
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Old 17-01-2006, 11:08 PM   #7
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he's good still but too much reliance on punchlines. Have you heard his tune - alphabetical slaughter
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Old 17-01-2006, 11:15 PM   #8
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no..is it good...
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Old 17-01-2006, 11:49 PM   #9
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its amazing

Kayslay shouts out each letter of the alphabet one by one and Papoose puts together bout 8 bars per letter shouted out with every single word beginning with the letter shouted out

for eg.

"A" Atomic Aerial Astronaut Avidly Audacious.....

"B" Bewildered Bombarded Buried Beneath Batches

but he rhymes it all and it all makes sense

its a stroke genius
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Old 17-01-2006, 11:55 PM   #10
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This is the song lyrics

(A) Alert assassins at large allegedly automatic artillery angrily aimed
and aggressively
Accurate AK's able doorways adversary afraid as active ammunition
abraise
And accumulated an alias after arrested
And accompanied armed accessories as an adolescent

(B) Bridge Benz brolic burners bringin' brothers betrayer's bodies
briefly be body banged bleedin' brothers
Blaze bats in brave bashin' BROOKLYN bullets busters big biscuits
barrels blazin' beheading $$$$$ boasts and bluffers
Borough barricaders beat bringers brutally blast bringin' blood baths...

(C) Cover cowards corners collectin' cash
Confirmed convicts commitin' crimes clappin' cats
Creepin' cashiers causin' characters comas cappin' crabs
Chaos causin'
Clearly commiting CILO cocaine capsule caps colored capturing customer's
C-Notes
Confiscatin' combinatin' kids are countin' cream calculatin'
$$$$in' calibur chromes creatin' casualties conversatin'

(D) Dominatin' devoted dealer devastatin' determination demonstratin'
devine dedication
Debatin' drug deals demandin' dough distributed
Definitely dividing double digit dollar dividends
Drama declarin' demolishin' domain dozer
Directing dumb-dumbs doin' dummies dirty disarmin' Dojos

(E) Estimatin' onions enlarged and economically
Equally educatin' each exercise in equality
Eliminatin' expirin' enemies eradicatin'
Erasin' evidence every element evacuatin'

(F) For four $$$gots frontin' for fame fleein' from flames
Firin' full-fledged four-fours forcin' flesh from frames
Fortune fanatic, follow formats for funds faithfully
Felonies, furiously fighting for freedom fatally
Frigidally, frantic fightin' FEDS feelin' fearful finacially fortunate,
flippin' figures for fifty-fifty...

(G) Gatherin' grants grabbin' gauges gangsta ganks g's gettin green
Guess garments gleamin'
Greatly gainin' g's
Ghetto genius
Genuine gestures gracefully guide
Government Generals gradually generate genocide

(H) Head hoodlum hittin' heads heavenly hypnotizin'
Hire hitmen harness be holdin' heaters hospitalizin'
High holdin' hammers hectically hittin' herbs homicidin'
Helicopter hijackin' holdin' hostages horrifyin'

(I) Intellectually infinite imperial idol infamous
Inhale the Izm injecting intelligence in ignorance

(J) Jumble jum juggler jaw jabbin' jeopardizin'
Jackin' jewelry jinglin' jackknife jiggin' jittery jivers

(K) Knievers, knowledge key, keep a king, keep a kingdom
K-K-K killin' keenly keepin' kosher livin'

(L) Legitimate legal license LEX lastin' longevity
Luxury life, language lacin' lyrical legacy
Lightin' L's loudly loungin' livin' large like Luthor
Loadin' long Lugers lethally lullabying losers

(M) Maneuvers made miraculously, microphone majesty
Music messiah mastered money makin' mathematically

(N) Naturally naked and notorious, naughty nature
Nasty New York $$$$$ narcotic negotiator

(O) Observator, oppression obstructin' originator
Organized official officer oxen operator

(P) Plot participator
Plan powder pushin' premeditated
Po-Po partners patrolin' preventin' payment
Prosecutin' penny pinchers
Prison penalty permanent placement
Packin' powerful pistols punk plea and player's playin pavement

(Q) Queen's qualifyed quantity/quality

(R) Rulers rule righteously rightfully royal rapology
Real revolutionaries rather regulate rivalry
Rampantly raisin' raiders rampagin' relentless rivalry

(S) Sense up snub slugs snipin' sharp shooter
Smackin' soldiers silly severely shankin' stupid troopers

(T) Terrorizin' terrible thorough thug terrifyin' totin' two tecs takin'
territories thoroughly thrivin'

(U) Unifyin' ultimately upliftin' uncivilized
Unique understandin' universally utilized

(V) Visualize vocab victoriously vocalized
Versatile Vice-Versa verbals viciously victimize

(W) Why witty wisdom wage your wars wisely

(X) X-Con

(Y) Yappin' ya'll yearnin'

(Z) Zig Zag Z...

but there's more cos kayslay says lets flip it back in reverse and starts shouting the alphabet from Z back to about T then says "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT were gonna save the rest for your album"

lol

also some of the lyrics maybe wrong as i just found it off the internet and its someone elses conception of what they think is being quoted
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Old 18-01-2006, 12:00 AM   #11
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http://www.lyricsdownload.com/dj-ka...ose-lyrics.html

this is looks closer to the original
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Old 18-01-2006, 12:08 AM   #12
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aiite thanks..i will try an dl the trak limewire messin me around
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Old 18-01-2006, 12:10 AM   #13
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yeah try and get a few of his mixtapes, if i new how to upload i would send you one
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Old 18-01-2006, 12:12 AM   #14
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actually if your on msn i can send it you
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Old 18-01-2006, 12:13 AM   #15
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its ok man...i know plenty places to get hold of them..


uploading file u can use yousendit or rapidshare $$$$ like that..


i will dl some in the moorning..i got a doom cd dl at the moment
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Old 18-01-2006, 12:16 AM   #16
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aight safe, i gotta move up

peace
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Old 18-01-2006, 12:19 AM   #17
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k man

i got moment of silence mixtape


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Old 18-01-2006, 06:24 PM   #18
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yer that alpahbet slaughter is sikkk, gud word play n use ... im guna download it innabit lol
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Old 20-01-2006, 08:06 PM   #19
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just saw this cud anybody send me that alphabetical slaughter ting??
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Old 20-01-2006, 08:49 PM   #20
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i havnt dl it..yet ..listened to it tho..
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