Battle of the mc's. Theme --> colours and food

Arrseholio

Drop a colour and/or food on every fourth line.

It's pretty difficult so someone else can start!!

Playboy RoMezZz

im here so relax step back
i'll climb up the hill like jill and jack
to fetch a pail of water
blue, red, green and yellow

now on my way to the city
atmosphere was really $$$$ty
now im feelin kinda hungry
KFC or a Mac-y D

not hungry no more im filled to the T
wash it down with a Sunny D
a doctor pepper or a pepsi
whys ya face red r u bummies (means scared)

now sum1 cum help me plz
on the 4th line its really easy
mention a food or a colour
red hot chicken burger

mc-logie

whos pon da mic inside da venue
logie vato going on true
like a try boi supposed to do
buss da one piece moschino blue

wen im on da mic i am da host
im every like a ghost
i really never like to bost
today i have a sunday roast

too many man cumin on dred
got da gal strait into bed
wots da colour she bled
red

Playboy RoMezZz

boo thats was sick logie

i liked it

big up lol

mc-logie

safe romeo

oh no its romeo
better watch out coz ere we go
romeo and da logie vato
wot u wearing bruv ber yellow yo

rinsing out all da venues
jumpin on da mic represent ur crews
now which gal should u choose
dat 1 in da DnG dress all blue

i went and wot did i say
can i c u anuva day
na i jus like to play
wots ur digits her nokia grey

i linked with he anuva time
she couldnt wait to give me shine
so i told her take ur time
eat up ur pork topped wid tyme

i got her in bed made her scream
you no what i mean
strawberries and whipped cream
and dat cold thrill of ice cream

then she rid me like i was red rum
boi u no dat we had fun
after romeo cum for dinner
its all about da patsa cha

Playboy RoMezZz

yeah yeah Logie ur smashin it

Logie and Romeo
here to bust the flow
OH NO here we go u know
skittles r colourful like a rainbow

now its time to go tho
up and down just like a yo yo
i feel like eating wat can i have
a jacket potatoe nah dont like that

so now im gone just like the breeze
feel my tention make u plead
i cut ur neck and watch u bleed
a packet of crisps is wat i need

to ease the pain of acid rain
i cant complain ur moms insain
shes colour blind and that is tru
everythin she sees is blue

mc-logie

ive gotta smoke da reffa
den i get da muncha
ill av da crisps da walker
cheese or salt and vineger

wen i an a smoke i like to munch $$$$
i jus hate wen woman spit
too many i had to hit
scramble der brains like a omlette

i am da origional bola
toppling every man over
hot were gettin hotter
we need coca cola

ive really gotta get paid
ive really gotta get paid
i need energy to get laid
lara croft lucozade

romeo wot gwarna
wana cum for dinner
my gals nows with her sister
shes on about lasanga

i need sumink dirty like a poodle
big dave use ur noodle
allow apple strudel
cha pot noodle

Playboy RoMezZz

r u strong r u able
r u weak r u feble
my lyrics will make u tremble
ur face gone red under the table

hidin like a lost puppy
stupid fool u are a dupy
beggin food u must be hungry
here have my kfc
NOT
u must be crazy
this chicken is really tasty
if u want it pay the money
i'll giv u a black eye stop followin me

now back to my mc i'll ride da mic
like Lady Redz in bed tonight
no need to fuss no need to fight
wat colour condom the red or the white

id slide it in but gyal ur tight
please turn out that god damn light
gotta make sure i do this right
put down the the pringles coz i'll pop u 2night

mc-logie

bbbbbbbooooooooooooooooo

dat $$$$s heavy

for more fun
wana do her up da bum
to hold ur cum
ill choose da white one

so cum on mr romeo
killin wid ur flow
colorful like a rainbow
green,blue,indago

so blud 4s up
tut tut tut
allow dat mut
a quad a pizza hut

i saw my nanny verdrun
can u s$$$$ my feet sun
i took off her big bunyon
smelt like cheese and onion


den its my grand papa
will he wash his own peka
na na na
dat really smells of chedda

Playboy RoMezZz

SAFE BLOOD

lol good $$$$ !!!

Tyrant

u 2 r heavy mc's!!!!!!!!!!!!
dey was givin me bare jokes!

Arrseholio

Every time I see you smile
I see a look of denial
Building up on your pink face
That hamburger juice dripping from your mouth, what a disgrace.

That was pants
I shall stop now.

Carry on you two! (three even!)

Playboy RoMezZz

“	Originally posted by Tyrant u 2 r heavy mc's!!!!!!!!!!!! dey was givin me bare jokes!	”

U DUN KNOW LOL

NAH SAFE TYRANT THX

Playboy RoMezZz

comin logie lets buss it up blood!!

1x2 is 2 romeo inside the venue
bussin up the mic thats wat i do
like wen im in the bed im freakin u
like eating cherrys im tastin u

(cough, cough) u taste the perfume
the fragrance is all in the room
take u 2 ur temple of doom
a black puff of smoke was it to soon

3,2,1 bida boom boom
i'll bend you like a old spoon
ova my knee ova the bed
lady redz u hear wat i sed

coz baby i wanna pop the question
will u be my .............?
like a needle i'll take a injection
red, blue interseption

oh no its a resurrection
sorry i meant an errection
in my boxers feel the tention
the white stuff did i mention

so ladies get a little closer
my big tings i'll have to show ya
then i'll enter ur vagina
like pringles i love the flava

once u pop u cant stop
drinkin u like a can of pop
is it fanta twist give me a pull
nah its only red bull

*Emma*

Heavy Romeo !!

KRYSIZ MC

Less av a go!


None MC better truss I heared all/
I hurt all they call me ninja Turtle/
Slice they throat listen 2 em gurgle/
That blood flow red so dark it purple/

Friday Nite I'd like 2 meet a slut/
Beat a slut, spread dem legs I like 2 eat a slut/
Slammed her doggystyle dats why them knees r cut/
Jesus, Slut, i'll take U out 4 Pizza Hut/

Nah, I dun like this Subject, I quit!

Tyrant

romeo ur sick!!!!!!!

Playboy RoMezZz

“	Originally posted by Tyrant romeo ur sick!!!!!!!	”

SAFE xx

im big like the iron giant
thx 4 the big up lady tyrant
are u shy are u quiet
no more crisps im on a diet

lets get ready to build up a spliff
get high like were on a cliff
in a trance u'll watch me drift
im on a munch get a toffee crisp

this atomosphere is kinda weak
ladies see me they start to leak
thinkin how they wanna freak
face gon red all tongue and cheek

back chat me u must b crazy
woops a daisy u r clumsy
r u milly actin silly
i'll have a jar of yellow honey

Tyrant

lol.
dat was joke
do u mc on radio?