battle of da sexes

mc-logie

dis 1 for da ladies and gentlemen
so if ur gd let da lyriks start flowin
and talant growin
and da ladies be showin

so if u aint no pigeon
and if ur a real woman
all da smokers blowin
other mc's get used and get towin

so callin all da ladie and guy
spit ur lyriks dont b shy
u can handle me ull proberly die
test me if u tink i lie

SUPERSTAR SINISTA

wanna test me you got no chance
women come to me wiv one glance
step to me i'll hit you like a avalance
make all the raver stand up and dance

SUPERSTAR SINISTA

$$$$ gals up the bum
put my $$$$ in there mouth make them swallow my cum
coz these gals just cheap skum
gettin pissed on rum

cum on tha gals face make her lick it up every bit
then ripp out her clit
make her ass split
eat her $$$$in tit

mc-logie

gal want me
y coz im da 1 and only
best lookin m'c in stevenage t
gal up here cant get enough willy

but the gal dem in london
say plz and theyll sum dem
not vex bout no condom
they hate da feel of dem

SUPERSTAR SINISTA

when i get on the stage i run the show
wiv my bad boy lirickal flow
man dem like you don't know
this lirick gonner hit you down below

my liricks x rated
in court they get debated
when gal see me they say get naked
so i tell them gimme head

SUPERSTAR SINISTA

bad bwoy selection
me gonner give you sum lirickal edcation
im just sum sick creation
here to get world domination

if you wanna give up raise ya hand
coz now im on the mic stand
tochin down in this lirickal land
step to me i'll sink you like quick sand

SUPERSTAR SINISTA

don't fink im a funny guy
don't wink say there's sum fin in ya eye
i slice ya up ya $$$$in die
don't fink this is a lie

im a record holder
mic controler
me gonner be a famous mc when im older
coz im a lirickal soljah

SUPERSTAR SINISTA

one day i was walkin home alone
then ring ring went my fone
i said yeah sinister gal said easy wanted to meet me
sounded sexy i was on it

had to meet her at a park
couldn't see her it was dark
then i heard her call my name
i turn't around in the rain

she was the buffest ting id ever seen
even tho i was feelin a bit leen
i $$$$ed her like a mean machine
good and clean

*Lady_Krispi*

U know u guys think that it's all a joke
Treatin women like ho's just coz u're a bloke,
Well id like to swap places n see u choke
As u burn all da dinner, ironing go up in smoke

Just coz we dress all nice at a rave
Dont mean we wanna be ur sexual slave
U say u cant help it coz u crave
Da sweet sweet luvin, well u're depraved

That's enuff! From da men im goin
Turning to da girls 2 get ma juices flowin
No more heads that i'll be blowin
Girl on girl action i be showin

KRYSIZ MC

booo?

SUPERSTAR SINISTA

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*Lady_Krispi*

Boooooo? SOunds like u seen a ghost
Or gotta big bill come in da mornin post
Make u cough up ya cornflakes, spit out ya toast
Bruvva got beef like a sunday roast

Im bored- can u tell?

KRYSIZ MC

Speakin a roast $$$$$ where's ma dinner/
Roll me a blunt cos I wanna get leaner/
Get tha mop out $$$$$ act like ma cleaner/
Sit on ma face cos im bout 2 get meaner/

Im also bored!

Lady EnVy

Manz wanna cum
de so dumb
de fink women belong in the kitchen
most off them end up $$$$$in
menz cant cook
de just get out their hook
they stick it up ur bum
then everywhere they cum

thay tink there lean
they tink the mean
sum off them spend most off there time in a pub
then hook up wiv sum gal and go 2 a club
they cum bac l8
they expect u 2 wait

who do they think they r
sum mean man in a bar



man that was $$$$ im so bord