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Old 19-10-2005, 10:01 AM   #1
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hi im new here, ne1 up fo a battle, i'ma drop mine 1st,


i'mmaginin kids rappin' how dey shd be dealt wif//
nano bres, live w yuh disabilities, sum ppl git bettah sum just eat lyrical beef//
accessible sh*ts borrowd fr shakespears' sex poetries//
mans screw yo ma's bum while she was deliverin yo phis//
if ya wasnt hit-nd-run, yuh ougtta b hit-nd-slapd ova nd ova//
seif a sniper, a suppish shot ta a hed aint by mistake, run fo covah//
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Old 19-10-2005, 11:05 AM   #2
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Default don $$$$ wif me b*tch

Don wanna argue don wannna lose//
Friggin shutup give ur flaccid d*k a boost//
Turn over the table make ya win a little//
By writing up the above sentence, brittle//
Dun give up just yet, hang in there you brat//
I’m slayin ya till u r chewn up by rats//
Poke a pencil into your arse//
And f*kin say aargh aargh//
I’m gonna f***in own u like $h*t//
So don’t mind bout ur little d*k//
Funny a thirteen year old can write this crap//
But it’s not ova yet oh no not yet//
Don cry to yuh momma it’s soon gonna be ova//
Once you’ve been slapped in ur genitalia//
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Old 19-10-2005, 12:06 PM   #3
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umm, watever blud.. (reload, reload)))))))


roses red; violets aint no weed//
methaporically, yuh a deprivd pissa sh*t,//
but literally son, yuh still a deprived pissa sh*t//
it dint take a school ta undastand ya game//
cus ud b replicatin' wak sh*t plagiarizd fom mc livin-masso-shame//
yo gyal a retard, phony slut abusd cant rebutt//
b*tch! open 'em widah nd keep yuh trap shut//
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Old 19-10-2005, 12:31 PM   #4
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I aint gonna believe Im usin the computer//
To battle wif this hopeless loser//
Stayin up a whole friggin nite//
Thinking of b*tchy things to rite//
Relative and friends of yours r sluts//
Mainly coz u only have a nut //
Asking bout your wife who contracts AIDS//
From your fathers $$$$ing aid// (he aint got a $$$$ ,really)
Fungus nipples, Flaccid $$$$s//
How could you live near those dirty $$$$s//
Tried to $$$$ a whore in the vagina//
Ending up wearing off her labia//
Don wanna noe bout ur favorite hobby//
Could guess it strippin at a hotel lobby//
I aint gonna reply your $$$$s any longah//
Battling real MCs so buzz off motha$$$$ah//
So little boy go play in your whore house //
Battling real MCs so long Mickey Mouse//
tupid: tupid: tupid: tupid: tupid:
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Old 19-10-2005, 12:37 PM   #5
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f*ckkk mannn

o mann... ne real mcs...
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Old 19-10-2005, 02:26 PM   #6
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You ain't eve seen that talent yet lil boy.
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Old 19-10-2005, 03:30 PM   #7
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I aint seen no talent yet? Yuhs’ lyrics gone b so mythical dhat I cant make a **** outta the pu$$y turnin’ verbal//
if yo mum reckons yuh's special, thats probly tru considerin yo phis looks so anal//
mann yuh lyrical ****s got less teeth then P$KIstan's drug policies//
nd mate doez yo nick fitcha well tho yuh shulda compound 'eh? huh? Me? this?'//
Don’t swell w pride publishin how yuh mum's down on her knees catchin syphillis//
tha onli tiem yuh see panties is wen ya watch disney's daisy's nd tha frequency’s u suk diks is, umm blud, dont answer please//


bring it on halo yeah
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Old 19-10-2005, 03:55 PM   #8
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Ni99a you don't know me if you did you wouldn't put my name in your verses//
my advice to you know jot down the number of any known nurses//
You a newbie so im only wrting quick verses//
You sound like the type that steal the elderlies purses//
Ni99a right here is to pathetic//
It ain't your fault though any oportunity to destroy I see I get it//
A little small piece to match your small lyrical skill//
If the question is will I murk you then the answer is I think I will//
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Old 19-10-2005, 07:35 PM   #9
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Quality Murking Halo, could'nt done it better myself
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Old 19-10-2005, 07:45 PM   #10
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Originally Posted By: DarkHorizon

Quality Murking Halo, could'nt done it better myself

Thanx !
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Old 20-10-2005, 04:23 AM   #11
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not bad eh...
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Old 20-10-2005, 05:54 AM   #12
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i aint no nig$r boi put on yuh glasses gro ur dik gro sum manners//
LMAO i presagd wel ur verses b s mysterious s why tha fuk ur real name's P3nis//
lil' boi here confoundd liek always when he spect8 teletubbies on tv//
it cool if ya cant distinguish a newbie fom a prodigy bt g, confusin yo own mum wif sum blik donkey? really..//
blud i got mo rhymes den yo sis gets rap3d//
it getin borin, i'ma go bak to tha twin sistahs in muh bed//
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Old 20-10-2005, 08:55 AM   #13
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nice 1 man i noe u r gonna bust his $$$$ off
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Old 21-10-2005, 09:50 AM   #14
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tats dhat?
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Old 21-10-2005, 02:32 PM   #15
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Originally Posted By: seif

i aint no nig$r boi put on yuh glasses gro ur dik gro sum manners//
LMAO i presagd wel ur verses b s mysterious s why tha fuk ur real name's P3nis//
lil' boi here confoundd liek always when he spect8 teletubbies on tv//
it cool if ya cant distinguish a newbie fom a prodigy bt g, confusin yo own mum wif sum blik donkey? really..//
blud i got mo rhymes den yo sis gets rap3d//
it getin borin, i'ma go bak to tha twin sistahs in muh bed//



On a serious note you realy souding like a retard//
And on a scale of 1 - 10 I only rate you about 3 stars//
You ain't writing lyrics but I do like the way you list lies//
How come everyone time I spit al you $$$$$e d*cks rise//
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Old 21-10-2005, 03:16 PM   #16
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hey weaklings mind if i join in ?? who the $$$$ cares.


Yah bars r weak like a nursery rhyme
Im wastin my life fo writin tt I aint got no time
Why don u go back to <humpty dumpty>
While I battle real live mcs
Remember that u aint got no father
And that he wasted his life with ur motha
Ur flaccid $$$$ aint got no sh*ts
Along with ur chicks fungus t*ts
You look good together with ur loose chick
Who cannot do nothing but suck people’s $$$$
And seif who the f*ck r u writin bout my motha
When you cant do nothing but f*ck yuh own fatha
U r drunk seif that aint no twin sista
Get out of the bed seif stop scr*win ur grandmotha
Stop ur habit of boozing beer
Or youll start f*ckin a deer
If I am a deprived piece of sh*t then who r u
A rapist rapin primary school kids at the loo
Come on yah can write better
Show me all your sh*ts ni99a
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Old 21-10-2005, 06:03 PM   #17
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How can you come on here and say that we aint got no flow at-all
When Humpty dumpty’s only cracking over-the-wall,
But the way my rhymes are flowing im making you crack on-the-fall//
My punch lines feel like bodies at funerals, dead to the bone,
And my clothes are froze, so it feels like bereavement in the zone//
Im on pure evil murking and my minds jus killing mc you should know.
I kill fake wannabe’s with my two-step-flow//
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Old 23-10-2005, 04:06 AM   #18
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'How can you... say that we...' why 'we' as pronoun?
i skin yo b*tch makeup nd u lost collosal pounds'count
yuh fink u chat dead lines bt dey s still-born as diks in ogrish.com
the nearest ya git to screwin iz havin ur sis lashd out durin prom
dark cant afford a propah site ur dead siblings shovd in wine barrel
fu*k y'all wannabes shd stik serenadin together fo x'mas carol
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Old 23-10-2005, 09:09 AM   #19
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dint really like any of it
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Old 23-10-2005, 12:57 PM   #20
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Im full of lyrics signs and nines murk your ass with a basic rhyme,
It not past or future; nows the time and its not dead, its sour like lime//
Im sure ur missing ‘tweed-die’ (themorphil) because im sure your ‘twiddle-dumb’
The way you drop your rhymes your creating a suicidal attack,
Your fronting like you tryna get your title back//
But when did you even get an award,
You bars are weak there’s no establishment, pick-pocket lines you cant afford//
Full of retaliation, you can never measure my rhymes with calibration,
Its standardization, that im rocking the open-mic nation,
I put fake MC’s in probation, its all part of the D.H. creation//
My names already been marked on a scale,
That’s why you’ll never prevail, and me I’ll never fail//
I ain’t even spittin’ at full pace, because I leave my hooks to get the name of ‘rare’
Im that sick, that if I drop the $$$$, you going to get the hit of the click airing,
BLUD BEWARE, im the $$$$ your dad used to tell ya before you go to sleep, the midnight scare//
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