battle me if u can

MESSMAN

IM NEW TO THE WEBSITE,
BUT A PRO IN THE GAME,
MOST THESE EMCEE'S THINK DER HOT BUT DER LAME,
DEY ALL END UP SOUNDING DA SAME,
MY LYRICAL CONTENT IS SO FORWARD DAT ILL BAMBOOZLE UR BRAIN,
MY LYRICS CUM NATURALLY, I DNT NEED TO STRAIN,
STEP TO ME IN DA WRONG WAY N ILL PUT U IN DA FRAME,
REPPIN DA SOUTH LON N MESSMAN IS DA NAME,
DONT GET UPSET WEN U GET MURKED, U ONLY GOT URSELF 2 BLAME,
AND DONT BOTHER TRY CLAIM....
IF U WANT MORE COME CLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grandw1zard3x11

I don't rap cause the fact that I have a nack of taking a nap on the sack

grandw1zard3x11

of crack

LyRiCaL_SoLdIeR

find somethin to do man

Halo

Amen.

MESSMAN

yep, im good 2go. whos ready?

Dr_Grimsly

Me..Im new too edit: hmm swearwords a barred..

Its for certain, everytime i drop somethin your lurkin
Behind me but ive done nothing, and now im murking
Little b!!tch n!ggas like you who think thier working
Thier rhymes, but it aint working so i will hurt them
Murk them, man dem you know probably get gunned n'
Always bummed n' they hate you, cos your frontin
My rhymes might be sh!ttty, but atleast im not screech
Being saved by the bell, you punk n!gga, hear me preach
Little MessMan gets banged by people in the pen
Like, bend over mate "Lets turn these boys into men"
Toying with your den, They love to Mess with your head
Literally aswell they wanna do you in your bed
Now how does it feel to be treated like a $$$$$$?
Well this is what you get for being such a little snitch
Dont switch on them, or the might come back for your legs
Back it up, Crack it up you smell like fried eggs!?
I bet y'all think that Messmans pretty mental
Well his bent pole seems to love $$$$in' other rent holes
Now thats checkmate, I'll beat you twice, heres the hatrick
Im done little man, its your go ' now suck on my d!ck '

MESSMAN

yeah dat was tight g but peep dis.

yo dr grimsly,
ur lyrics r flimsy,u da type ????? dat hangs outside whimpy,
and gets moved 2daily, jacked 4ur lunch money,
ah aint that funny,
runny home cryin 2mummy,
cause u got shook up n now ur feeling bommie,
u should of NEVER tried 2bring it 2me,
gunz blazin, heat is on, b?????s like u turn n run,
wen im hooded up i dont give a f??k,
you'll end up in da back a da truck,
teary eyed n all afraid,
ill end your career b4 its made,
put your body 2rest in its place in da grave,
i dont have time 2 be afraid,
at 1point i was a slave,
so wen ur murked dont look amazed,
because MESSMAN put GRIMSLY in his place.

Dr_Grimsly

Sorry i took long almost forgot about this place..just recently got your email

Messman NO, why you spittin lyrics like your top
Watch me attack you through your verse n make you stop
You can bring your gat too i'll sling it from your hands you
Should know clashin me is dumb yo bring your mans too

I'll $$$$ them up the way you got, $$$$ed in jail bro
My deadly friends be beggin me for a fresh $$$$ so
I thought to myself, Who would be good for this show?
Better then flammable rocks? Stop. I'm the same pro

Who slapped up your mother once, twice, bro here comes the hatrick
We Slap $$$$s on that $$$$$ cos she wanted a fat-$$$$
So i gave her mine bruv Plus i hoped you wouldnt mind
To know that this black man exploded in your mums behind

I dont lie man, im bein real, feel what i feel?
I'll slew your stupid crew after i seal this $$$$in deal
Squeel? And i'll set the pace, 'BANG' you wont forget it
I'll spray my bullits in your brain day by day i'll set it

So put this in your mind and get it, recognise man
When you battle the best, its a mistake for you ..damn
watch this cripple drop to the floor straight after I battle him
Shoot him up with my words yo i be faster when im rattlin

Punks like you, think thier gangster, with they 45's
Only difference is i got a 12 GAUGE And its $$$$in live
Your like a Queen B, hiding in your little hive
Get the $$$$ out here so i can SHOOT you when i drive

From the scene, call my $$$$$ up for an allaby
Tell her to tell the cops i was with her when you died
I'll make her fake it too, best she can, make her cry
So the cops belive i wasnt there, See how we lied?

Recognise

i'll rip you apart the way i like to rip Salami
Cos my rhymes be, sicker then ever when i get rowdy
I spray my lyrics out the way i spray my cans too
Bring your mans too, McMessMan, are you still bored 'boo'?

Cos i'd rip you the way i $$$$in Dip in your hunnies
Everybody should know this cos I ripped your hoe for money
lets be real, I'd murk you with my $$$$in eyes closed
And put my luck-in simply cos my flows sick it grows

Like crazy and i think you spit yours with desire
to get Lyrically GUNNED by an amature with a higher
Levels of rappin, I'm like the devil i'll be clappin
At you Mc MessMan, tell me bruv..whats happening?

get a drink and stop urself from sucking out cos you stink
Like my ass, your spits $$$$ bro and I hate the way you think
Structure your rhymes too i hardly understand why you link
them together, ..you know..you sound like NSYNC

killah.d

messman if your mum gave u dat name she must b wrong//
sounds like she was on medication for too long//
mess wiv killah and ill drop on u like king kong//
ur da kinda guy dat would act big and strong//
but ill rinse u ull b seein stars n singin lalabie songs//
u call urself i man but u don wear boxers u prefer thongs//
im gettin u a present for xmas , its gonna be a G-string//
gay-boys like urself should b killed, lets make a revolution n start killing//

now enough about u , let me tell u sumfin bout me//
i come from n.w.l yh dats me/
u can neva kill me, im invincible, yh dats me//
basically u can neva beat me//
im mean im nasty im mental yh dats me//
n.w.l= north west london to be mor precise//
i got troops underground luripin around like mice//
ur style is old, its olda den "new edition"
back-off! dis should b ur final decision//
makin sum papa yh earnin all da money//
ur immature , u like to watch winnie da pooh and his honey//
in every of ur verses u put n angry face//
i would rather hide mine if i wer u, cuz u r a disgrace//

MESSMAN

alrite u got me, ur rite i aint a G,
but if beef comes around imma deal wid it B,
believe ME, at skool, yh i got BULLIED,
but dat jus made me a stronga person, dont u C,

its MESSMAN aka MESSY, aka MURKY,
u $$$$$s r soft, u could neva burn ME,
also dnt kno if im a f???ot, so dnt put it past ME,
but lets jus say dat i AM, so wen we buck up on road, ill literaly $$$$ U MAN,
u jus dnt UNDERSTAND, imma twisted GUY, ur not ready 4 I,
look at da fear in ur EYES, its not a SURPRIZE, seen as im spittin truth not LIES,
and it wnt be ur mum dat CRIES, it'll be u dat CRIES, whilst im seperating ur THIGHS,
n gowgin out ur EYES,

AND BLOOD, i dnt need2 walk road wid a GAT, knife, or a BASEBALL BAT,
wen i buck u on road we'll be SCUFFING it OUT, u n me B, we'll be ROCKING it OUT,
AND, without a DOUBT ill be head butin all of ur teeth out of ur MOUTH,
followed by a knuckle sandwich straight 2 ur MOUTH,
ders no time 2waste wen da feds are ABOUT,
2waste mans der knocked OUT, K.OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo.

Its like a silent FATALITY, u cant keep up wid, PHYSICALLY, nor MENTALLY,
im too quick off da mark 4u B, so be EAZY, or end up in a grave like EAZY E,
u hear ME, i dnt give a $$$$ about NORTH WEEZY, u $$$$$s r all SLEEZY,
if u tried 2pull a gat on me, i'd say squeeze da trigga, COME ON N???A ITS EASY

dnt $$$$ wid ME, if u did i wouldnt cme find U, u'll cme find ME,
afta u find out i been terrorising ur FAMILY, and interfearin wid ur SISTER,
shoulnt of said dat now im a dirrty old MISTA, 4makin her suck on my $$$$, whilst i was $$$$ing ur MOTHER,

im a nasty BROTHA, ur a son of a $$$$$, im a son of a $$$$$$$,
batta watch ur back incase u get SHARFTED, RARRRRRRTID,
all ur $$$$$s are baby KIDS, n all my $$$$$s are CRAZY KID,
all strapped wid da 9.3.80 KID,
betta watch wat u say, cause dwn SOUTH, $$$$$s like u will get BLASTED.
FLAMES

killah.d

believe me wen i say, i kno wer ur comin from//
but i still fink ur daddy should ov worn a condom//
like iraq, im bout to drop a bomb//
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz...now i taught u the alphabet//
wen i drop by da south , ull b gon like a jet//
gimme da mic, cuz it belongs to me wen im on da set//

ur a padlock n im ur key//
ur a plant n im da tree//
ur a fly n im da bee//

do u see wer im goin//
my troops will block u off like it was snowin//
u r a beginner//
dis is like da world cup n im da winner//
ur an idiot performin on frank skinner//
ur a chicken wing ill eat u up for dinner//
chit chit bang! best $$$$ off befor i use my fang//

Dr_Grimsly

ok then..

Ayo killah d this has got nothing to do with you bro
so back the $$$$ up before i clash you, messman knows
How nasty i get, you wouldnt last 2 rounds with me
See i'd drop a boxing move and kick your little ass G

Yeah 'dat' you, The one gettin gunned by a new rapper
Yeah 'dat' you, You stupid little wanna-be Killa-d
Yeah 'dat' you, I'll break your bones too and slap your kneck yer
Yeah thats me, face the facts G' your $$$$ at clashin me

Your so pathetic, You and messman aint that poetic
So forget it, you aint gotta make it big man i'll set it
I hope you get it, you cant battle the best so i'll let it
Slide away for now fools i'll mess you both with credit

Edit, Heres a little more words for your heads
You $$$$in $$$$s shouldn't step up, just step down with your dreads
Little wanna-be this n that you suck like katie price
Only difference is katie price has big tits you just have lice

N crabs from $$$$ing those hoes yo you little nuttas
You only get $$$$ from sluts who look way too buttas
Chit chit bang? Wat the $$$$? Man..Your slang
Sounds like the $$$$ that spits outta my ass, dang

And i hang, $$$$$s like you from waist down on a tree
Cos a $$$$$ like me donsnt wanna front to little G's
Little WANNA-BE G's that is, like you Killa-D
Your worse then backstreetboys now your Owned by Dr.Grimsly

killah.d

rhythm n rhymin, performin and climbin, da ladder to victory//
i neva sed i was a g but dont matter ill still cut u wiv ma machete//
try n prove urself to me? boy ya must b a fool//
standin around got no clue, doesnt kno dat killah rule//
u should watch da news , cuz im most wanted//
dey say " killah on da loose" i aint neva gon b confrunted//
little boy go n help ur grandma wiv her nittin//
cuz big boys don listen to waste man'z spittin//
ill batter u like glass//
u brake too easily, unlike u im class//
ive got u drowned n da water aint a foot deep//
i poisin u while ur asleep//
ill run u over wiv ma dads jeep//
or wiv ma bruvas monster truck//
so next time u try n face me " good-luck"
u do too-many bars but ders no point//
i slew u wiv dis much, while im smokin my joint//
im grimey, call me da next wiley//
read dis last line n count to-3//
brrraaap , got a handprint on ur face cuz u just got a slap//
ur mum heard u swearin, now ur grounded//
i dunno how she could hear u while she was givin ur maths teacher head//
dr.grimsly now UR owned by Killah.D

Dr_Grimsly

ok..if my lines are to long..heres a short one

I'll give you ONE thing bruv. its true, you have the class
But your lyrics are so $$$$ty, My baby brother could surpass
Your brain capacity, This is just stupid! i'd call it treason
Your worse then a groupie from 80's rock chicks, listen
To me son, cos im that other $$$$er you wont battle
Yo when you battle a man like me you notice how i handle
Punks like you, Killa D? Shh! im the king of the castle
And if you wanna step up, Be brave? I'll leave you in a MAN HOLE
So when will you get it bro i have got the styllee
I'll let it $$$$ you up in n' out, it wont take a while
From time to time though, lyrics like these do change thier tone
From good to bad, bad to good, Aslong as i get this throne
You should then see wich $$$$$ is owned By Dr. Grimsly
Lil' Fool, battle back? NO! Grimsly's way too Grim see
I must tell you though, I did like it how you stood up
With me foot up your ass you little $$$$$, put your hood up
Cos you look stoned man, Nice spliff, Is it angel dust?
That $$$$ is dangerous, Now you'll have to State your Just
An insane $$$$ed up looney, As i spit i'll make you hate me
Little man Please dont screw me if you do i'll make you rate me
I'm too great see, well..you just may not see it
But im sure everyone else could state the fact the i be it
Now your owned by me again fool.

HypNa

all this ranting and raving sounds familiar
your sh!t is whack as $$$$k,i'll send the bill to ya
i cant believe im hearing all this $$$$
from a man who rhymes like a $$$$ing school kid
now take a second entwine and listen to this
join the end of the queue waiting to suck on my d!ck
you gotta be joking if u think ur corny lines will work
better jump back on the bus son u just been murked
listen up ok its for your best interest
rhyming like that u better put on a vest
cos its about to blow up with a whole lot of mess
man dem down with a gaping hole in his chest
told u not to $$$$ with this bad emcee
im speaking the truth when i say i slewed u easily

Dr_Grimsly

Hmm

Is it me or are you always f-ckin Speaking out your ass!!
Cos when you drop a lyric its like,your, creeping while i pass
Adding mass texture to the mic, high on grass
Welcome to the jungle Bro, i'll be your first victom class
Me as insane, I'm full of pain and need a doctor
I'll rock your boney legs and make you scream as i spot your
Rockin the mic, Like a true player n!gga stop or
Someone Just might battle you down really hardcore
I make sparks grinding my teeth minding my own business
Till you came along and smashed my peace as if i we're shamless
Your BRAINLESS! And gameless so stop before i hurt you
Cos when i drop a lyric, Its mayhem BRUV I'd murk you

HypNa

the way u spit makes me think ur from over seas
u rap like a f**kin taliban afghanistani
dont try and contest me lyrically or mentally
i just spit in this mic and we can see the fake emcee
as for me stealing my lyrics u know that was weak
like p!ss from a dog wen he p!sses on a tree
i know im a waste of punches that's why you don't use them
i attack mc's for fun I destroy and lyrically abuse them
your lyrics could be bombs but I'd easily defuse them
send your rhymes elsewhere b*tch because I simply refuse them

Dr_Grimsly

stop think and listen to the rhymes you be sayin
Recognise my lyrics bruv cos when you say it your playin
It like a $$$$$ and your eyes red bro, whats that white stuff
Come and write stuff, strike tough lets just fight n stuff
Didnt you know? Im one of the wonders in the world
So even if you defuse me, I'd still blow up in your girl. nerd
havnt you heard, Once you turn Grimsly, you'll miss me
No dont think this is over $$$$$ im coming for you quickly
So kick me a sick beat line and i'll back down
My flow grows perfectly as i lay the smack down