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Old 11-01-2002, 12:35 AM   #1
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Alright -

Rules:

16 lines (4 sets of 4 lines)
Call out the next MC at the end of your chat
Accept the mic from the last MC at the beginning of your chat

if you don't know what I mean, then ask (and what are you doing MCing? )

Each MC can only get called out 3 times total and never in a row (i.e. you can't call yourself out)

After that, first one to 5 votes wins

I think that the flows should fit the Garage tempo/beat

Any one think of anything else?

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Old 11-01-2002, 12:55 AM   #2
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Default B2B - first on the mic - Sen aka The DeepSix

DeepSix steppin up steppin in
Come on, let the battle begin
Push up the treble & rock the bass bins
I didn't come to lose, blud, I come to win

Coz I got dope skillz from the dawn of ages
Flip the script propah put pen to pages
Earnin' my keep yes I'm earning my wages
Makin mad loot when I rock the stages

Droppin the verse like it was an H bomb
Slayin' MCs like I was in Vietnam
Me bun mo fiyah like my lyrics was napalm
You tink me gettin' hot, nah, me just gettin' warm

Now I'm a pass the mic to the one like Crisis
Come cross me bredrin yes, Crisis come cross kriss
Him be a ruffneck rudebwoy lyricist
Yes him be a heavyweight on the mic like this ...
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Old 11-01-2002, 11:19 PM   #3
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Like this, My lryrics flow hot like piss/
Crisis tha next man 2 drop on tha list/
Lyrical flow with tha garage twist/
Step in tha way & soon get dismissed/

Up on tha mic its tha vibe that I feel/
Get in ma stride then ya mentally ill/
Smoke off tha green but don't take no pill/
MC Crisis wid tha lyrical skill/

Mic in tha 'and its my lirikal talent/
I got tha tongue flow U said I hadn't/
hadnt now I have so now wot U say/
Lyrical bad man got gal them sway/

Comin from hell I said hot like im Kane/
MC Crisis be tha bad mans name/
Knock all ya teeth 2 tha back of ya brain/
Go see tha Dentist tha man be Deranged.
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Old 12-01-2002, 09:41 AM   #4
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Takin the mic from the one crisis,
YOu proobably expect me to take the piss,
Like MC Hammer, you cant touch dis,
Take a shot, your bound to miss

I dont know where i got me name,
It probably mentally insane,
lyricly hot like Shania Twain,
Im a tiger, no one can tame,

Hey just here for a laff,
Fresh out the womb, like a lil calf,
Yes im a just a baby, evil like darth,
I stink? I must need a bath!

Deranged D E N T I S T
Up next, the slapstick comedy,
you gotta be better than me,
Little tip, Slapstick, I before c
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Old 12-01-2002, 11:17 AM   #5
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Yo dentist, thought u said u couldnt chat, but can you vote for 2 peeps or just 1, if so I vote for Sen and Dentist. No affence Crisis, there just more like my style. Your still heavy!
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Old 12-01-2002, 11:20 AM   #6
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Actually i think we have to wait for Slapstick to put his entry, and sen is it another round after that????? cause you sed we could only get called out 3 times, so that mean we're having like 3 rounds?????????
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Old 12-01-2002, 04:17 PM   #7
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I just like chatting b2b I thought it'd be cool to keep it going for a likkle while. But we can change that to 2 times if you think 3 is too long.
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Old 15-01-2002, 08:01 AM   #8
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Look like a no show from Slapstick, so Sen ur next!!
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Old 15-01-2002, 05:20 PM   #9
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Ok, but your lead in for Slappy was so good Jon!

Um...lemme think a sec...brb
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Old 15-01-2002, 07:04 PM   #10
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Once again pon the mic, Deepsix inna flow
Up pon the stage cuz Slapstcik's a no show
I like my ladies buff and tick, ya dun know
Re-wind that waist, gyal, me shout out Bo!

Deepsix, ride the riddem, me a g'wan hectic
Rhymin' on time neva slow neva quick
Murder the beats yeah, cuz I am de lick
Slayin' the verse when me buss a lyric

Now who be the don pon de M I C
Who be the chief rocker lyrically
If you dun know, just ask the laydeez:
It's all about the D double E to the P

Six of one, a half dozen of the other
Can't test we? ya best run for cover
Cause next is Crisis, one bad ass brother
Best lock up your sisters, your wives, & your mothers
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Old 15-01-2002, 08:00 PM   #11
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Originally posted by Sen
Ok, but your lead in for Slappy was so good Jon!


I know! all that good stuff gon to waste...
Neva mind!
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Old 15-01-2002, 11:17 PM   #12
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Originally posted by Sen
Once again pon the mic, Deepsix inna flow
Up pon the stage cuz Slapstcik's a no show
I like my ladies buff and tick, ya dun know
Re-wind that waist, gyal, me shout out Bo!

Deepsix, ride the riddem, me a g'wan hectic
Rhymin' on time neva slow neva quick
Murder the beats yeah, cuz I am de lick
Slayin' the verse when me buss a lyric

Now who be the don pon de M I C
Who be the chief rocker lyrically
If you dun know, just ask the laydeez:
It's all about the D double E to the P

Six of one, a half dozen of the other
Can't test we? ya best run for cover
Cause next is Crisis, one bad ass brother
Best lock up your sisters, your wives, & your mothers...

cont...

Cos MC Crisis be tha mr lover lover/
Got tha buff gal dem underneath tha cover/
Bring da gal 2 me bwoy, she dun need no other/
I slam ya galfriend twice still she beg me 4 another.

MC Crisis droppin it again properly/
Me turnd up on tha mic not like tha comedy/
Slapstick took 2 long and slapped it slopperly/
So its Sen Crisis & Dentist but that don't bother me.

Let ya body sway 2 flow that I spray/
MC Crisis bad bwoy cum hear 2 stay/
If I didnt make sense then understand wot I say/
Ride tha gal dem sugar like da santa on da slay/

Sen be lyrics genius by tha spit on second go/
MC Crisis rude bwoy U no that I can flow/
Who no's bout tha slapstick, $$$$ he pulled a no show/
Step on up then Dentist gotta get tha crowd go BO!
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Old 16-01-2002, 04:25 PM   #13
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Crisis, causing havoc, like a hurricane,
But once you taste me your neva be the same,
My lyrical shocks rush straight to ya brain,
Im da the Electric chair without the pain,

Take My imagination up to new heights
Only 14, should be flying kites,
But i know wot the world is like,
They'll teef it off ya, 'less you put up a fight.

Start a fight, getta gun to ya head,
Sorry i dont wanna end up dead,
everlasting sleep jusr not in my bed,
Just hand it ova like my mother sed,

Like Robbie Willaims i rock the mic right,
You cant touch me and my lyrical might,
Com on ladies theres no need to fight,
Go Deep Six blow em right out of sight.
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Old 16-01-2002, 04:43 PM   #14
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Wha blow, Deepsix, with the lyrical shower
Raining down rhymes long time for hours
Just like Snap! yo, I've got the power
Yes I am phat, but not like Dane Bowers

I'm a school y'all when I come correct
Top of my class, Number 1 prospect
paid nuff cash when dem mark my check
Teachin' and preachin lyrical respect

But step to me and I'm a step to you
Beat you down with lyrical kung fu
Amaze you and daze you with my ninjitsu
I'm the one you all betta bow down to

But now I'm a pass on the M I C
to Crisis who God blessed lyrically
Him a g'wan flow like a summer breeze
chattin' up the gyals dem warm and easy
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Old 16-01-2002, 05:09 PM   #15
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Is this the last round?????????????
Dont mind if it is or not... Its up to u guys.
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Old 16-01-2002, 05:45 PM   #16
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I'm having fun, but this can be the last round if you all want - no matter to me
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Old 16-01-2002, 05:58 PM   #17
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Crisis its up to u, are we stopping @ the end of this round, or carry on going???
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Old 17-01-2002, 01:11 AM   #18
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Just keep it goin till we bored.



Thats right 4 sheezy me like dem gal easy/
Me like da gal ruff & me like da gal sleazy/
Me like da gal buff not butta's beleive me/
Me like it when gal say cum up from beneath me/

Crisis soon be famous so ya better make a bookin/
Grabbin all tha gal & 1 by 1 me be jerkin/
Crisis walkin down tha road & me see tha gal them lookin/
It doesn't matter wot they name is Dentist show em wot u cookin/


I can't think, im nackered, i done a 13 hour shift 2day!
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Old 17-01-2002, 09:08 PM   #19
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You know i aint no 1 hit wonder,
Im a deady like an anaconda,
wid every lyric, ur getting fonder,
i just spit, no need to ponder,

Yet another round to amaze ya,
Crisis, Deep Six and moi,
Im too young to drive a car,
but i ride the mic like a superstar,

My lyrics com with a tang,
suck ya blood, dig in my fang,
On the edge of the cliff, Ill leave ya to hang
Blow up like a bomb, ill just go bang

He'll take you on a ride like a rollercoaster,
Take ya round and round n all the way over,
He'll make you scream like on Nemisis,
Introducing to you the MC Crisis.
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Old 18-01-2002, 04:22 PM   #20
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My freind, U chose Crisis once again/
How many goes am i gonna get, 10?/
Im a lyrikal bad man, no need 2 pretend/
i cant take this $$$$, here tha mic belongs 2 Sen.
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